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To hell with being polite!

79 replies

Nuttypea · 10/12/2019 09:34

Just absolutely pissed off with this ttc lark now. It's great that so many people are getting their BFP's but I've reached a point where my eyes roll and I have a selfish mini strop whenever I see or hear about it.

Preseed, conceive plus, vitamins and the SMEP method, which have miraculously worked for others on their 'first try' have failed me on many cycles!

I'm pissed off with hearing "once you stop trying... Or once you relax that's when it will happen" WELL THANK, FUCKING YOU KAREN. I'll just turn off my shitting mind shall I?!

"Go away on holiday, then it will happen for sure" WHAT FUCKER'S FUNDING THAT THEN CHERYL?

"You're still young, you've plenty of time" WELL THEN WHY AREN'T MY EGGS RIPE AND READY YA SILLY TWAT.

Fuck it all! But also, let me check my underwear real quick...

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HeyHeyWhatever · 10/12/2019 10:02

Amen to that. Fuck this shit.

juneybean · 10/12/2019 09:47

Yeah, I'll be giving up once I've got one haha, can't go through this again!

But yes going to enjoy pate, brie and alcohol Grin

Nuttypea · 10/12/2019 09:41

I mean, I can't imagine how frustrated and emotionally drained you must be! We're not far off the 1 year mark and I'm already finding it really hard. Will this be your first pregnancy @juneybean? I guess the only positive is, we can engulf ourselves in brie and alcohol this Christmas 🤷‍♀️

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juneybean · 10/12/2019 09:35

Haha I know the feeling, we're coming up to 3 years now, it's so irritating when "helpful" fuckers give you their two pence worth.