Advice needed ASAP pplleeaasseee

Well girls it was a Bfn and then I got my AF tofay! So not what I hoped. However I have fertility testing next week as we got offered it half price! Thanks for all the support! I shall update you with any more insane adventures 😂😂 xx

Ahhh thank you stillmadusa 😊
I really hope it works for you daughter and her wife! It's a wonderful thing for a donor to do and I'm just so grateful there are men like that out there. Otherwise we would all have to spend a lot of money on clinics and that's just no realistic for everyone!
I've inserted something called a softcup to keep it all up there and now on our way home to wait! Going to be an especially long 2 weeks!

Oh god! That's still a wait! But atleast your gp is on your side and willing to help.
Ours sent my husband for his sperm tests the first few times and took potty on us! But we've had to pay for the rest.
His sperm count was 1.9 million per ml and 9 million total count in the whole sample. But 0% forward progression and 90% ASA. So pretty crap!!
But that doesnt stop him trying, bless him he tries so hard 🙈
We've packed up and come home. I'm ovulating today definitely and I don't want to push myself with awkwardness in the first month we try this. I figured everything I've read says the 2 days in the lead up to ovulation are the most important for sperm to get up there. 🤷‍♀️
Plus we have the kids and the dog, we miss home! It's not so easy doing all this with tag alongs 🤭

Wow I thought this morning would be easier 🤦‍♀️ but he walked in, said good morning and then said 'okay I'm going to do it!' and just like that I don't think I've ever had such an awkward moment in my life 😂😂

Good luck for your bloods! Hope you get the results you want to help with a bfp quicker.
Im sat with my coffee in hand, having kicked the kids and husband out at 6:45, waiting for my donor again. Today I did a cheapie ov test and it's o very nearly positive!!!! So fingers crossed my timing is good! And even though my husbands sperm count is loooww we still dts last night to flood the egg with sperm 😂🤭
Every shot counts right 🙈🙈
Although in all honesty the idea of having sex with my husband whilst I had another man's jizz up there 🤦‍♀️😂 freaked me out.... But he told me to get past it!!

Thanks lovely! I'll update tomorrow and whether it's worked or not! Watch this space 😊

Thanks girls!
Glitterandunicorns, I hate that anyone knows the pain we feel. I hope you get your miracle soon. I was sure years ago we would be one of the lucky ones after falling with my boys 10 years ago very easily. But no luck. So we are exploring other avenues. I haven't been tested myself yet. But I have very regular and normal periods every 26 days, positive ov tests every month on about the same cycle day, so I didnt feel we need to pay for my testimg just yet, i have no concerns.
Haha all I know is he's done it twice before to help lesbian couples. Don't even want to know about the amount of seed he's spread 😂😂
Keeping everything crossed... Including my legs 😂😂
Off out for dinner like nothing has happened 👍 my husband is amazing, so chilled and laid back. Making a joke out of it all!

Haha I'm still alive and I have his swimmers in place! My feet are on the headboard of my airbnb bed 😂 my husband is happy he isn't planning my funeral!
I feel better now. He's a nice guy! He was up there no more than 5 minutes 😳 brought me the loaded syringe down and said have fun! See you in the morning! He then crossed his fingers and said, this will work! I feel less seedy now! Swim spermies swim 😂😂😂

He's nice. Smells good. Good looking. Very sweet. Has given me the contract. Taken his pot and gone to the bathroom. Oh god I know what he's doing up there....
Oh god I know what I've got to do when he's finished 🤦‍♀️
I hope you appreciate this story. I figured it's Internet comedy at my expense!!!

Just remembered the pre-seed.... Its up there warming 😳😱 1 minute!!

Haha!! God you are right!!! That's me every month, but not just yet. He isn't here yet, I'm still waiting... 12 minutes until he's here!! But I have visions of thee person I'm expecting not being the person I'm expecting!! Oh god its like online dating!!my husband kissed me goodbye and took the kids and the dog, he looked like he was about to collapse.
There is whiskey in the kitchen of this air bnb apartment. I might swig some 😂 atleast if I'm murdered ill due happy and drunk right?!
The contract is very proper!! He consulted a solicitor and everything! This is the most surreal thing I've ever done!
Okay I'm going to panic some more, I'll message when I have my legs up, either willing swimmers or from the grave 😂😂😱

That's positive that your other half's SA was good! My husbands has been low for 3 years, disastrously low and he has antisperm antibodies too which stop them from swimming. We toyed with the idea of going to a clinic, but we can't justify the thousands it would cost as we already have children. And we feel this would be selfish to use our family income on an uncertain treatment. But that's our personal opinion and 8n no way what we think of other people.
The donor is meeting me at 5:30 and my husband is taking the dog and children out for a walk whilst the deed is done. I'm terrified. I feel sick! I got another flashing smiley today on my cb digi and I have an almost positive cheapie opk. So I'm hoping it's perfect timing. I just know I would get a solid smiley tomorrow morning.... If I wasn't out of test sticks and wasnt resisting buying more 🙈
This guy we are using is relatively a stranger to us, never met him in person. I have visions of him being an axe murderer ect. But we figured we wanted someone as unknown to us as possible. He has drawn up a contract to say what we do with the sperm once donated is our responsibility and he will have no contact with any child produced from his donations. It's all very official and planned. But I still can't get away from that sick feeling. I don't regret the decision. I'm rambling.... I'll stop now and quietly panic 😂😂