TTC FIRST BABY - Thread 11!

@DayDreamer1707 - I'm not due til the 31st good luck for this weekend!

@thumper59 I don;t feel like I am pregnant either but sometimes no symptoms is good and it is still very early.

@cupcakesandglitter so glad you have now ovulated, sorry I don't temp so not sure how it works.

Is anyone else testing this weekend or due the wonderful AF? Please know that I say 'wonderful' in a huge great big sarcastic voice 😘

@thumper59 its a total bargain 😂 haha whoops, I start at 8:30 so was defrosting mine at 6:50 😴

@Lozzlepop bargain! I start work at 9... currently sat on my drive defrosting my car. 😂🙄

@thumper59 John Lewis have them for £60 too 👌🏻😂 not feeling great today feel really sick and dizzy, is it hometime yet please?

@FlapJackered mines gone up too!!! We're actual ov buddies as well 😂😂😂 how much is it supposed to go up by? It's gone up but not back up to pre ov temps yet, is this normal? X

Oh I also saw the perfect prep machines are on sale in Asda for £60! Considered picking one up then realised just how crazy that would make me look. 😂😂😂

@DayDreamer1707 I hope not, I just don't feel any different so I don't think it's our month 😕. AF is due Sunday/Monday for me so I'll have to just hold out

@thumper59 I wouldn't say you are out!! I did loads of research yesterday and most people don't get a positive or accurate result till 12DPO, I would be due on the day after so might as well hold out for AF.

@FlapJackered yay🎉🎉🎉 I bet he is relieved!! 😂

@DayDreamer1707 I tested this morning, 7 DPO I think and 6 days pre AF. Oh and I still was disappointed when it was negative 🙄😂. I don't think it's going to happen for us this month anyway but I will test again Friday then wait patiently for AF

@thumper59 I know how you feel I want to test too but I also don't want to be disappointed. I keep thinking I will sneak and do one this morning but my OH is always up getting ready for work at the same time as me. I will just try my best and wait for AF on Saturday.

You lot are actually making my lady parts feel sore with all this talk of too much sex 😂😂😂 I keep warning my OH that he's got less than 2 weeks to rest up until my next FW and then the the pants come off when I say!!! He seems excited for the moment...god love him 😋

Yay @FlapJackered bet your DH is super happy now his Willy's not going to fall off!!! 😂 xx

OMG ladies this has proper cheered me up after a long day at work!! You have no idea!

Think hubby wondered what the hell I was taking my temp for this morning he was like "are you poorly?!" I explained it all to him

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Haha, all mental I think my DH is secretly glad my fertile week is over so I'm not demanding sex from him whenever it suits me for a while!
Wonder how many more bfp's we can get this month?

Goodness ladies, this has descended to a whole new level of hilarity!! Thank you for making me giggle! ❤️❤️

Af still isn't here... I keep feeling like she's just turned up and go to the loo to check, but it's just more CM!

ha ha ha!!! I leave you girls alone for a few days... snd come back to willies being unscrewed (and over screwed!) and ballbags being squidged. AMAZING!! Proper giggling at this convo this eve... ha ha!!!

I have no symptoms at all, and am 9dpo. Going batshit crazy. Like how many times do I need to look at my temperature chart during the day? It doesn't change!

Congrats to @bettythecat and @fivexfive - such beautiful news!! xx

Sending love and hope and sticky uteruses to all you ladies going absolutely barmy alongside me!

@thumper59, there are no weird questions anymore!! I had it most of the week leading up to when af would have been due week and it's still feels damp now! Apparently sometimes it lasts ages, but it's annoying because I keep thinking I'll go to the loo and it will be blood or something?! Am trying to relax a bit more now...

@bettythecat, my One boob is sore and a bit bigger, hoping number 2 will catch up when it's ready 🙂

Omg ladies @FlapJackered @ValidUser @cupcakesandglitter What a scream you are. I'm crying laughing here 😂 My poor fella was the same last week. He begged me for a week off 😂

@Bettythecat Huge Congratulations!! How exciting getting in the doctors so soon as well. I'm sure it'll start to feel real soon.

Aww @FivexFive that'll soon pass. Glad you don't have to wait another 2 weeks. Exciting times.

I still keep wondering if I'm imagining little niggles and twinges. Got some time off work next week so hopefully that'll take my mind of symptom spotting.

@FlapJackered oh dear! I don't think your DH is joking. If you don't cut off his balls, they'll probably turn into prunes anyway and fall off. I'm surprised you two don't have sores 😂

Thanks for all the congratulations and for making me laugh!! I don't want to leave this thread you guys are all too hilarious. My DH kept on saying he needed to make a "delivery" at the "warehouse" and giving me a creepy smirk. Charming!

@FivexFive yes I know how funny about The Damp!! I've since seen that it is an actual symptom- apparently normally it dries up if af is on the way. I'm feeling quite dizzy quite a lot of the time too- that's my other major symptom and my boobs are starting to hurt. Was hoping I might be one of the lucky ones and not have too many symptoms but then again it's quite nice to have them.

I actually went to the doctor today- was WFH and am away with work next week so thought I might as well go in. They just weighed me, took my blood pressure and asked me a few questions then sent me away with a pot to piss in to drop off tomorrow. Apparently they send the sample to the hospital who will then contact me for my first midwife appointment.

Hasn't quite sunk in yet.

@FlapJackered at least he’s still got his sense of humour 😂😂

@ValidUser no way 😂🙈

@thumper59 thanks ☺️ Glad that my body seems to have gone back to normal so quickly!

@DuchessofPemberley you are so right the men are never happy 😂😂

Yesssss @FlapJackered that's how we do it 😂😂 definitely worried for your DH tomorrow if you don't get your temp rise 😂😂 truth be told, I'm hoping I get mine too, my foof has had enough!! X