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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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TTC First Baby Massive Thread.

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Delilah7 · 15/09/2018 10:43

Hope all my lovely ladies have found this group can't tag you all as there is too many!! ❤️

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Delilah7 · 18/09/2018 21:23

@Crossfitgirl honestly it's like an OCD for sex juices it's awful to ask but I have to 😂😂😂😂😂

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Delilah7 · 18/09/2018 21:23

@ValidUser won't like I reached the climax at the 'mother to be' part. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my god I need to stop hahaha

@cupcakesandglitter my OH on the daily tries to put his finger if not willy near my bum ( with clothes on ) I just fart. Soon gets him away 😂😂😂😂

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Crossfitgirl · 18/09/2018 21:22

😂😂😂😂😂
You guys crack me up, I'm totally pissing myself right now!
I do always have to check his willy after to see how bad it is.

This new thread is going to be amazing hahaha

cupcakesandglitter · 18/09/2018 21:16

@mrsof20118 yes 😂😂😂

@Delilah7 @Crossfitgirl @ValidUser im with you!!!! It's a CRAZY horny as well, like I can't go without it 😂 DH won't come near me because he's convinced it'll mess up my cycle.... if I try hard enough though he can't resist either 😂 it is absolutely disgusting but oh my god when you're that horny you need it!!!! IMO it's not any less gross than anal mind you DH has less chance of it happening

ValidUser · 18/09/2018 21:13

*and mother to be may be fantasy on my part

ValidUser · 18/09/2018 21:12

@Delilah7 I'm a pornographic, middle class, doctor, mother to be. (And married).

Sounds just like Youporn to me. Wink

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Delilah7 · 18/09/2018 21:10

@ValidUser I think people might think we are a porn site 😂😂😂

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ValidUser · 18/09/2018 21:04

@Delilah7 we should name the next thread that.

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Delilah7 · 18/09/2018 21:04

@Crossfitgirl oh girl I've done that in the shower too but ( I'm actually laughing whilst writing this next bit ) im always like ' is there any blood on your willy? Have I got blood on you' bla bla bla 😂😂😂

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mrsof20118 · 18/09/2018 20:59

@cupcakesandglitter in a beret!!!

Crossfitgirl · 18/09/2018 20:55

Hahaha @delilah7 !!
We end up doing it in the shower!
I don't know why but it seems to be really good if I'm on too, it's gross but it's true! I hate it too though I hate mess and don't let him anywhere near me with anything other than his penis end down there 🙈🙈🙈

I think it totally is the thing of wanting what you can't have. Then it's like it's naughty if you just can't resist and do it anyway lol

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Delilah7 · 18/09/2018 20:53

@ValidUser 😂😂😂😂😂 our line

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ValidUser · 18/09/2018 20:48

@Delilah7 ooooh damn boy you come near me with that penis GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

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Delilah7 · 18/09/2018 20:44

@Crossfitgirl I'm so the same and the thought of period sex to me just creeps me out. YET when I'm on, ooooh damn boy you come near me with that penis and it might get some natural lube 😂😂😂😂 and then I'll gag about it after 😂

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Crossfitgirl · 18/09/2018 20:42

@katbecool all I ever think about is food! Literally. Nothing even to do with my cycle haha 😂 I'm on a diet now too so obvs will be thinking about food EVEN MORE!

thanks @delilah7 just watching it now!!
Not very far in but I love her!!
#wouldyoulikemyeggs?

Also, I love noonie. It's my new word now. Gonna use it from now on for all noonie related conversations!

@validuser aww the bitch, ignore her and come on cycle 3! Get yourself a glass of the good stuff, and enjoy :-)

@AEL25 what tests have you had so far? No idea what to expect, maybe have any questions you have written down before you go so you make sure you get everything you want covered.

I am feeling very frustrated.
I am horny! I swear it's psychological or something And I want it more when I can't have it!!!

I swear to god, I've not been that fussed during previous fertile weeks, and I wasn't that fussed when DH was here yesterday.
But when I'm in the middle of AF?
Yep, horny as fuck.
When DH isn't here?
Horny as fuck.

I don't understand!!!

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Delilah7 · 18/09/2018 19:57

@ValidUser 😂😂😂 I love kebabs just don't want my fanny to be one Hahahaha

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ValidUser · 18/09/2018 19:42

@Delilah7 the word noonie is hilarious, but kebabs are not a bad thing. 😂

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Delilah7 · 18/09/2018 19:22

@ValidUser sorry af is here hunny :( cycle three was a lucky one for me so fingers crossed for you xx

@Crossfitgirl have it! My poor noonie is going to look like a kebab once he's finished 😂😂😂😂

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ValidUser · 18/09/2018 19:20

Iliza Schlesinger!

Crossfitgirl · 18/09/2018 19:19

Oh stop teasing me with all your DTD! We pretty much missed the FW last month cos DH wasn't in the mood even though we could have done it if we had tried, and now it's my FW this time and he's away!
Lol

Soooooo glad you found your brooch cupcakes!!!

What is the name of that American lady comedian someone recommended on here?

I started writing this post about 2 hours ago and just come back to it so if I've missed any I'm between sorry!! Lol

ValidUser · 18/09/2018 19:19

@OceanPearl looks positive to me. Everything, everything crossed

FlapJackered · 18/09/2018 19:06

@ValidUser so sorry to hear af got you. She is a mean old witch! Enjoy your well deserved vino. 🍷

ValidUser · 18/09/2018 18:39

Thanks. I love you women!

Having some wine and unto my healthy eating plan tomorrow!

May my egg meet his sperm this month!

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Delilah7 · 18/09/2018 18:37

@cupcakesandglitter bloody brilliant hiding place!! 😂😂 honestly my noonie is just doing weird things had EWCM again today and more than yesterday. Literally like snot 😂😂😂😂😂

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cupcakesandglitter · 18/09/2018 18:35

@Delilah7 @FlapJackered @sunshine1987 @Penguino888 I'm an idiot, but also a genius? Fantastic hiding place, 10/10 would recommend 😂😂😂

Sorry @ValidUser 💕💕

@Delilah7 at least you can have a break now 😂 I'm away for work tonight so thank god she's having a rest 😂

Hi @AEL25 sorry I've not had one so no advice, but welcome xx

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