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Hut of Gl/Doom, part IV - FTC, because that's what we do....

934 replies

duchesse · 23/03/2007 12:19

Et voila.

This Hut is more of a Bedouin or desert tent than anything too gloomy. We shall supply our our own gloom.

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BellaBear · 31/03/2007 12:55

I feel much better now.
thanks for the drink.
sodding period.

BellaBear · 31/03/2007 12:54

Here goes:
arse wank bollocks fuck fuck fuck

BeckleSpeckledEgg · 31/03/2007 12:53

Help yourself to a large one BellaBear

BeckleSpeckledEgg · 31/03/2007 12:52

the only spirits we raise in here are alcoholic ones...

BellaBear · 31/03/2007 09:17

What's the eitquette on coming in here just to swear and moan and rant because your sodding period has turned up and you don't want your spirits raised, but you then sod off for the rest of the month because you are quite a cheerful person really, just not at the moment?

BeckleSpeckledEgg · 30/03/2007 17:18

LOL Feedmenow!
Hope you having a better day today Soreheart, good for you for asking for what you want, I don't do it nearly enough - men make me so cross sometimes...

feedmenow · 30/03/2007 17:13

Didn't know you had a camel Duchesse! Any other exptic/unuasual pets you'd like to mention, cos I'd appreciate a heads-up if you plan on bringing tyrannasaurus rex or great white shark in to the hut while on their daily walk......

Also, am a little concerned about this drama being planned with The Hut as the script. I mean, Mr Firth is a GREAT idea but someone suggested us looking like our names and I feel that that would mean me being played by one of those half-tonne people. Maybe I should change my name to feedmelettucealldaylong or feedmesomethingnowcosineedtoputonweightcosiamsodamnedskinny.....do you think that would work?????

Impatience · 30/03/2007 12:33

It's was Duchesse's camel! But I am procrastinating so I have cleared it away, lit some nice candles and stoked the bong for you. See you later!

duchesse · 30/03/2007 08:42

Seaside- have left message at temp thread

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seaside72 · 30/03/2007 00:41

Sorry duchesse only just saw your message have been out and then got back and realised I had better clean up up as have guests coming tomorow for the weekend and our place is a tip (must be all that cyber camel dung!!)

Thanks for the lunch tips - Feel like nice happy meet up plans are too perky for hut so have left msg for you on temp buddies thread!!

Will someone please pick up that dung - it reeks (holding nose emoticon)

duchesse · 29/03/2007 23:22

Urgh! Who did that?

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Impatience · 29/03/2007 23:08

splat

duchesse · 29/03/2007 22:07

walks through Hut with camel on lead. no sound but clip-clop of camel hooves on carpet

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Chocolatedays · 29/03/2007 18:59

I really must go and cook I'm starving - speak later?

scorpio1 · 29/03/2007 18:47

me too [dribble]

Chocolatedays · 29/03/2007 18:45

To chocolate or MN?

I have both

scorpio1 · 29/03/2007 18:43

hi chocolatedays!! i have a slight addiction you know

Chocolatedays · 29/03/2007 18:42

Hi Scorpio
I keep seeing your name on threads but don't think I actually said hello. (normally Sunshinedays - but felt like a seasonal change).

scorpio1 · 29/03/2007 18:39

soreheart, sorry to hear your man playing up.they do it just when you dont need it, dont they?

Sunshinedays · 29/03/2007 18:37

Soreheart - what a nasty day you're having - would you like some posh nibbly-nobs to go with that G&T?

I think I'll join you with that G&T. Fancy a top up?

duchesse · 29/03/2007 18:27

Oh dear, Soreheart. Your partner sounds as though he's having a me moment. Maybe he will realise that he's upset you soon and apologise?

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duchesse · 29/03/2007 18:25

Well seaside, there is Café Bleu, which is relatively and cheerful, next to Athena, just off the High Street. Fancy a meet up? I'm only 6 miles out of Exeter, and need to come in to the bank tomorrow anyway...

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Soreheart · 29/03/2007 17:45

LNO, I'm so very sorry to hear about your news. Life is just so mean. I do hope your numbers come up - assuming you do the Lotto - and you don't have to worry about funding to try again.

Soreheart · 29/03/2007 17:43

ARGH. Am having a bad day. Am slumping in the corner. G&T. With a piece of lime.

God God God. I am so angry . DP has called to advise he's down and it's my fault as I'm getting everything my way and he's got nothing and how do I feel about that.

I'm so angry. [angry.

How childish. How very wrong and I've had to go a long way this year (personal work) to be able to start making things move more my way and to actually vocalise how I'm feeling and asking for things I didn't dare ask for.

I'm so angry.

sideways · 29/03/2007 16:46

Sorry - nowhere near!