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Jesus Christ someone tape my hands together - Prego Tests

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BunsOfAnarchy · 13/06/2017 07:55

Get me a straitjacket...I can't stop testing my pee because I've lost my mind.

In a nutshell;
-Been with hubby now 10years, married for 2
-Decided to start trying for a baby
-Never been on the pill, all hail the wonders of condoms
-I ovulated on the 4th June and baby danced on both 4th and 5th
-Im taking STUPID tests every single day (cheapo amazon and SD)
-all were negative but of course I'm testing TOO EARLY
-and breathe...

I need some direction ladies. Why am I feeling so intensely crazy? I can't even wait another 5 days till period is due. Okay so I feel some weird symptoms, like a period pain type of niggling pain every night, a silly tonne of flatulence and hysteria. I just can't stop testing.

I even had a very vivid and incredibly real dream this morning that 2 lines appeared. So I tested but still a BFN.

How can I stop myself from testing every day? Has anyone else been a mad woman and done this?

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MummyGofboys · 14/06/2017 23:33

@BunsOfAnarchy 😂😂 why not. I deliberately did not buy any as I want to see how late Af is going tonne by im still expecting her any minute

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BunsOfAnarchy · 14/06/2017 23:06

@Vicsteur81....let us know what the result is when you do 😀

I'm just gonna bite the bullet and poas in the morning. One last time. Then I promise no testing till Sunday Halo

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Vicsteur81 · 14/06/2017 21:39

I'm telling myself I'm not going to test again tonight. Halo

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BunsOfAnarchy · 14/06/2017 20:27

I feel ya @Pinkemi. You have to always be prepared. I think soon as AF arrives I'm hitting the Tequila.

I bought a box of Morrisons own brand PT. I'm so ashamed. I just couldn't help it lol. Blame the cramps that have come back with a vengeance lol

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Pinkemi · 14/06/2017 19:09

Glad to see I was not the only one who caved and took a pregnancy test today! Haha

That alcohol looks lush.. I could really do with a glass of wine or something right now. I'm trying to stay off it though.. just in case.. I mean I'm pretty sure that AF is visiting this weekend but I want to better all my chances you know?

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BunsOfAnarchy · 14/06/2017 18:23

@mrsgembles @MummyGofboys that's a good idea. I caved. Just just another cheaper (only have one left now) and of course it fckin negative.

Drink looks divine! I need me one now!

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MummyGofboys · 14/06/2017 18:17

@mrsgembles that looks divine. I'm getting the sprogs to bed and then I'm joining in

Lalalax3 · 14/06/2017 18:03

Cheers! (Damson gin and tonic)

Jesus Christ someone tape my hands together - Prego Tests
Lalalax3 · 14/06/2017 18:02

Rule with me is only to use cheapies until I see a whisper of a line, they're the most sensitive anyway, I find.

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BunsOfAnarchy · 14/06/2017 17:52

I say we start a petition. First two digital pregnancy tests to be free per month. I've spent silly money on cheap super drug and Co op and sainsbury and Internet cheapie's....yet I think buying a digital one is too expensive lol.
I just can't deal with paying 11 quid and it say the words "not pregnant".

Where's that G&T...

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MummyGofboys · 14/06/2017 17:45

Haha sorry realised I put the wrong name 😂😂 enjoy your g&t @mrsgembles. I may have lost count two @BunsOfAnarchy 😂😂 I must stop!!!

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BunsOfAnarchy · 14/06/2017 17:40

Yep I'm down with some G&T action too. Ooh asking hubby to hide PTs....great idea. Though he knows I took 2.....not the other 4...or was it 5...maybe 6...

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MummyGofboys · 14/06/2017 17:33

@BunsOfAnarchy haha enjoy your g&t I may join you in having one

Lalalax3 · 14/06/2017 17:26

Husband has just suggested we go to our local beer garden shortly so am going to have a G&T and not obsess about my boobs!

Lalalax3 · 14/06/2017 17:25

I have one cheapie pee stick left. Might just get husband to hide it until Sat!

MummyGofboys · 14/06/2017 17:24

@BunsOfAnarchy oh that scrap. However you are still in for a chance. I now have no tests in the house so I'm not tempted 😂😂😂 I will not test until the weekend cxx

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BunsOfAnarchy · 14/06/2017 17:06

@MummyGofboy's @mrsgembles finger's toes and all else crossed you both still get BFP''s come the weekend.

My cramps have suddenly disappeared as has my craving to POAS.... Which is weird....maybe it's something I ate....

So I think now that I have no prego symptoms (sniff) i think it's a given that AF is currently on her train to come visit me on Saturday.

I'm not even tempted to buy the digital test (seriously wtf has happened to my head in the space of 5 hours?)

(I'll still wake up to pee on some crappy paper tomorrow morning)

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MummyGofboys · 14/06/2017 16:50

Sorry to hear about your miscarriage. That's totally understanble about feeling desperate. I have two boys. One 3, one 4 and desperate for number 3. Like obsessive about it 😂😂

Lalalax3 · 14/06/2017 16:40

For context, I have one DS who's 3 in Aug, and am trying for baby #2.

Lalalax3 · 14/06/2017 16:34

*i mean 12 days after period, not 14

Lalalax3 · 14/06/2017 16:33

I'm due on Mon BUT I had EWCM 12 days later so I think I ovulated a bit early. Did the sex stuff twice that day and the next. So I figure if I test on Sat I could get a + test. Feeling a bit more desperate about it all than I did in Jan (miscarried in Apr), like I really really need this. Kidding myself I'll be fine but will be upset if I have to go back to the drawing board again if it's -.

MummyGofboys · 14/06/2017 16:27

@mrsgembles when are you due? My period still hasn't shown

Lalalax3 · 14/06/2017 14:15

Hang on, POAS is totally allowed on the day your period is due!

Lalalax3 · 14/06/2017 14:14

I caved and did an internet cheapie today. Obvs it was negative. I am an IDIOT.

MummyGofboys · 14/06/2017 13:23

Hahaha @BunsOfAnarchy I have no willpower!!! It was a clear blue digital. Fuck my life!!!! I wish my body would just make its mind up now. Treat yourself lol

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