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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Jesus Christ someone tape my hands together - Prego Tests

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BunsOfAnarchy · 13/06/2017 07:55

Get me a straitjacket...I can't stop testing my pee because I've lost my mind.

In a nutshell;
-Been with hubby now 10years, married for 2
-Decided to start trying for a baby
-Never been on the pill, all hail the wonders of condoms
-I ovulated on the 4th June and baby danced on both 4th and 5th
-Im taking STUPID tests every single day (cheapo amazon and SD)
-all were negative but of course I'm testing TOO EARLY
-and breathe...

I need some direction ladies. Why am I feeling so intensely crazy? I can't even wait another 5 days till period is due. Okay so I feel some weird symptoms, like a period pain type of niggling pain every night, a silly tonne of flatulence and hysteria. I just can't stop testing.

I even had a very vivid and incredibly real dream this morning that 2 lines appeared. So I tested but still a BFN.

How can I stop myself from testing every day? Has anyone else been a mad woman and done this?

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DaphneGrace · 15/06/2017 15:51

@mrsgembles @Vicsteur81 Glad it's not just me!!

Pinkemi · 15/06/2017 15:51

what on earth is a FRER?? I'm guessing.. Fertility something?

TheGrumpySquirrel · 15/06/2017 15:38

Stay strong @mrsgembles !! There's no point! I'm using a FRER tomorrow morning.. 9dpo.. been having clear painful twinges this afternoon..

Lalalax3 · 15/06/2017 15:31

Feeling the urge to run upstairs and POAS. Waaaaaaah!

Lalalax3 · 15/06/2017 15:01

Ooooooh get you Buns... with your big bucks digital tests! And me down here with my 33.33p Savers strips!

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BunsOfAnarchy · 15/06/2017 14:39

@DaphneGrace lol you sound like us! All the cramps etc are just convincing enough to think we should be getting BFP's but I know what you mean with the cramps. Mine have never come this early before AF but maybe I've never paid attention until now? My head is going NUTS

@mrsgembles @Vicsteur81 lolllll inspecting boobs in public ahahaha!

Amazon has emailed me to tell me my clear blue digital test's have been delivered (I'm so ashamed...)

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Lalalax3 · 15/06/2017 13:16

I keep touching my nips, people passing will look in and think I'm a pervert.

TheGrumpySquirrel · 15/06/2017 13:16

Keeping hydrated so there's less temptation

Lalalax3 · 15/06/2017 13:15

Me too GrumpySquirrel!

TheGrumpySquirrel · 15/06/2017 13:14

Doing all I can not to POAS for the second time today ..

Vicsteur81 · 15/06/2017 12:51

@DaphneGrace I've got to stop subconsciously checking my boobs in public Grin

DaphneGrace · 15/06/2017 12:20

I have been crazy-bloated for nearly 10 days now. AF not due for another 6. I don't think it's normal for me, but then again, maybe I'm just imagining it or wasn't paying attn before. My first sign last time was Montgomery's tubercles, which seem to be coming and going this time, to make it worse! When I'm not POAS I am checking my boobs. I am mental right now.

Lalalax3 · 15/06/2017 11:45

So last night at about midnight I had about 10 mins of extreme weirdness in my lady area. Rumblings, aches and then a feeling, honestly, like I'd been pierced. Obvs interpreted this is implantation but was prob IBS or something. 😂

DaphneGrace · 15/06/2017 10:48

Hello everyone! I am in the same position ttc#2. Hoping a bit of chat will stop me testing EVERY day, even though it's still too early.

Lalalax3 · 15/06/2017 10:32

I'm sat at toddler group watching my kid and obsessing about my loins.

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BunsOfAnarchy · 15/06/2017 10:29

@mrsgembles maybe we just doing it all wrong. What if we're peeing at the wrong angle? Do we need to wait till there's a full moon?

Is it because I ate macdonalds while I'm on a diet?

No. Nothing wrong with us. What's wrong are those stupid lines that are hiding

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Lalalax3 · 15/06/2017 09:56

What is WRONG WITH US BunsOfAnarchy?!

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BunsOfAnarchy · 15/06/2017 09:52

@mrsgembles me too. (This morning on first wee)...and a BFN it was too loll

Gonna sit on my hands.

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Lalalax3 · 15/06/2017 09:39

Interesting Pinkemi... I still feel...moist

Lalalax3 · 15/06/2017 09:39

I did it again. My boobs were so sore! Obvs it was negative. Grin

Pinkemi · 15/06/2017 00:14

So I have dried up down there terribly.. AF is a certain I think.. everywhere I read says you should feel wetter down there when pregnant. :-(

MummyGofboys · 14/06/2017 23:46

😂😂😂 gladly. Here's hoping we have big massive BFPS by the weekend. I promise I shall abscond from all pee sticks until then

WithCheesePlease · 14/06/2017 23:42

Don't worry, you're not crazy. I've been doing this for 8 months 😂

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BunsOfAnarchy · 14/06/2017 23:37

@MummyGofboys I'm sending some strong curse words to your AF...tell her to do one for a year. She can ride off into the sunset with my AF.

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MummyGofboys · 14/06/2017 23:33

Tired eyes do not make good conversation on here 😂😂😂

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