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Jesus Christ someone tape my hands together - Prego Tests

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BunsOfAnarchy · 13/06/2017 07:55

Get me a straitjacket...I can't stop testing my pee because I've lost my mind.

In a nutshell;
-Been with hubby now 10years, married for 2
-Decided to start trying for a baby
-Never been on the pill, all hail the wonders of condoms
-I ovulated on the 4th June and baby danced on both 4th and 5th
-Im taking STUPID tests every single day (cheapo amazon and SD)
-all were negative but of course I'm testing TOO EARLY
-and breathe...

I need some direction ladies. Why am I feeling so intensely crazy? I can't even wait another 5 days till period is due. Okay so I feel some weird symptoms, like a period pain type of niggling pain every night, a silly tonne of flatulence and hysteria. I just can't stop testing.

I even had a very vivid and incredibly real dream this morning that 2 lines appeared. So I tested but still a BFN.

How can I stop myself from testing every day? Has anyone else been a mad woman and done this?

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TheGrumpySquirrel · 16/06/2017 20:18

I will test again in the morning but just an IC. Convinced I'm out so saving the second FRER. I just feel so normal.

Lalalax3 · 16/06/2017 20:01

Evenin all, no period yet but cramping. Refuse to test until Mon! Spent the day with my dad and also booked a holiday to Umbria in July so having a pretty good day, despite womb fuckwittage.

MummyGofboys · 16/06/2017 19:53

@BunsOfAnarchys uterus. Let go, just let the little swimmers in, be free 😂😂 get a FRER and see if that works. Al my toes and fingers are crossed for you all xx

TheGrumpySquirrel · 16/06/2017 17:03

I think I may be out as cervix is low and CM possibly has a pink tinge. Hmm. How are you getting on @mrsgembles ?

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BunsOfAnarchy · 16/06/2017 16:54

@Passthecake30 please have a word with my uterus a's she's the one with the tight grip around my self controls neck.

Those damn amazon cheapies have ruined my life lol

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fluffykitties · 16/06/2017 15:43

I was like this test crazy! Gave up and randomly did a test a few weeks later was very shocked when it said pregnant 2-3 weeks! I had been pregnant the whole
Time !

Pinkemi · 16/06/2017 15:14

@Passthecake30.. with your first.. when did you get your BFP?

Passthecake30 · 16/06/2017 15:10

Yes mummy I do understand 😀 Especially when the cheapies are 10p or something ridiculous!

MummyGofboys · 16/06/2017 14:15

@TheGrumpySquirrel thank you. Fingers crossed for you.

@Passthecake30 I think it's easier said than done. Sometimes the urge just takes over 😂

TheGrumpySquirrel · 16/06/2017 14:07

Congratulations @MummyGofboys !! I'm testing again Sunday morning.. that's either 10/11 dpo. If that's negative I've got to try and wait till AF is actually late

Passthecake30 · 16/06/2017 13:08

Come on ladies.... a sensible voice whose been there done that. With my first dc I was poas like a good un, every day, every month, on the sly...what did it get me but a lower bank balance and completely wound up?!!! So with dc 2 I waited... made it a rule not to poas until officially 2 days late, shining my halo all the while. Used a total of ONE test. 2nd route was waaaaay better for the stress, you can all do it!!!

Pinkemi · 16/06/2017 12:59

okay.. but you would think.. the fact that I used a first response test yesterday.. that would have picked up a pregnancy seeing as I was only 2 or 3 days away?

MummyGofboys · 16/06/2017 12:31

@Pinkemi 3 days late today. According to ovia pregnancy I am 4 weeks today so that's maybe why Iv had negatives. Baby is size of a poppy seed eeeek

Pinkemi · 16/06/2017 12:27

YEY!!!!! Our first BFP!! Grin Congrats @mummygofboys

So how many days late were you for your AF? I hoping I might still be in for a chance! haha

(realistically i doubt it.. I haven't had nearly the same amount of symptoms as you. )

MummyGofboys · 16/06/2017 12:21

Hubbies reaction wasn't great as he wasn't kean on a third baby but he is happy I'm happy lol. Fingers crossed for you @BunsOfAnarchy definitely get some FRER. Can't believe Iv had 6 negatives with clear blue!!!

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BunsOfAnarchy · 16/06/2017 12:15

@MummyGofboys I need to invest in some FRER lol fingers crossed a healthy and happy pregnancy and healthy and happy baby!

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MummyGofboys · 16/06/2017 12:02

@BunsOfAnarchy thank you. I'm still shaking. I totally though we were out this time. I'm so glad I got some first response tests. Can't believe it was just before the doctor called. She was giggling on the phone and has booked me in for two weeks for midwife. Can't believe it

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BunsOfAnarchy · 16/06/2017 11:58

YESSS!!!! OMG THAT IS SO AWESOME! GET IN!!!

eeeek I'm so excited! Congratulations mummy! Xxx

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MummyGofboys · 16/06/2017 11:42

Just got my BFP!!! Literally minutes before the doctor called. I'm trying to load a picture. I'm in shock. Literally shacking

MummyGofboys · 16/06/2017 11:18

Waiting in doc to call me back 😌😌

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BunsOfAnarchy · 16/06/2017 11:17

@MummyGofboys not sure. They may. Give them a call and ask when you can get it booked. Gives you a couple days to see if AF appears

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MummyGofboys · 16/06/2017 10:50

@BunsOfAnarchy would they not make me wait longer before a test? Xx

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BunsOfAnarchy · 16/06/2017 09:44

Oh no @TheGrumpySquirrel finger's crossed it'll show in the next couple days x

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BunsOfAnarchy · 16/06/2017 09:43

@MummyGofboys is it worth booking into doctors for a test?

We are talking today. It's so out of character for him and he's full of apologies. Still feel like kicking him in his goolies but I need them next month for more fertilisation possibilities lol

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TheGrumpySquirrel · 16/06/2017 09:37

Negative FRER this morning at 9dpo, arrrgh