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Jesus Christ someone tape my hands together - Prego Tests

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BunsOfAnarchy · 13/06/2017 07:55

Get me a straitjacket...I can't stop testing my pee because I've lost my mind.

In a nutshell;
-Been with hubby now 10years, married for 2
-Decided to start trying for a baby
-Never been on the pill, all hail the wonders of condoms
-I ovulated on the 4th June and baby danced on both 4th and 5th
-Im taking STUPID tests every single day (cheapo amazon and SD)
-all were negative but of course I'm testing TOO EARLY
-and breathe...

I need some direction ladies. Why am I feeling so intensely crazy? I can't even wait another 5 days till period is due. Okay so I feel some weird symptoms, like a period pain type of niggling pain every night, a silly tonne of flatulence and hysteria. I just can't stop testing.

I even had a very vivid and incredibly real dream this morning that 2 lines appeared. So I tested but still a BFN.

How can I stop myself from testing every day? Has anyone else been a mad woman and done this?

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Cookie1831 · 04/09/2017 19:26

I cried at trolls yesterday!!

Pinkemi · 04/09/2017 18:36

Glad you do.. I had a little cry in the car on the way home for NO reason at all. Just suddenly felt really emotional. Confused

Saying that AF is due next week.. probably the reason.

Cookie1831 · 04/09/2017 18:18

I know I am too I actually really like Kate Middleton! Feeling better this evening am such a nutter Blush

Pinkemi · 04/09/2017 16:10

@Cookie1831 yep.. all in the news... new royal baby.. yey. [sarcasm]
(in all seriousness.. happy for them..haha)

(hug) sorry you are feeling so emotional. Rest up and feel better in the morning. :)

Cookie1831 · 04/09/2017 14:16

Yeah I would expect them to at that sensitivity agree with the stress thing, it's so hard though not to be constantly thinking and annoyed by it all, everybody in pregnant it seems it's all that is on TV, in the news, I have a group of friends on what's app of the 5 of us 3 are pregnant and obviously I don't begrudge them a thing but it's just a bit shit! And feeling really emotional today can you tell ?? I blame there lack of sugar from trying to be good!
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Pinkemi · 04/09/2017 14:04

@FuckMyUterus could you be stressed out? as Stress can make AF late.

I know this from last month.. when i was 3 days late.

FuckMyUterus · 04/09/2017 13:48

cookie yes fairly regular, never more than a day late... I am using IC tests but theyre 10mui sensitivity so surely they'd pick it up??

Cookie1831 · 04/09/2017 13:30

Are you normally regular? X

FuckMyUterus · 04/09/2017 12:42

Soooo I am 5ish days late and Still no bfp and no sign of AF :( CM is still thick and creamy and there's loads of it, whereas I'd normally be as dry as Ghandis flipflop by now if AF was coming... I don't know what to do?

Pinkemi · 04/09/2017 12:03

@JustaMuggle... Well done on your BFP! You must be so pleased. :)

Welcome to all the other new comers too.

I am still in my TWW... AF is due Sept 14th and I think she will be coming. Haven't had any other symptoms that would indicate that she wont come. :(

@Cookie1831 I hear you about the exercise thing.. I have my first PT session for a month tonight.. and I am NOT looking forward to it. He is not going to be impressed with me at all!

You would think the want to have a baby would stop me from eating and actually lose weight.

Cookie1831 · 04/09/2017 08:01

So it's Monday it is a new week I am CD 39 and managed to lose a lousy 3/4 of a pound in a week need to start doing the dreaded exercise as I just love food too much!

Cookie1831 · 02/09/2017 18:06

I am the same fuck day 36 here and bfn boobs are aching just hoping it isn't another mother fucking 8 week cycle...

FuckMyUterus · 02/09/2017 10:13

Well still a bfn this morning, but still no AF either Hmm I just want either a bfp or AF, hate, hate, HATE the waiting and uncertainty, its slowly driving me crazy

JemDoughnut · 02/09/2017 08:22

I see lines! Congratulations @JustAMuggle!

Sorry to hear about your MC @FuckMyUterus. Flowers And welcome. And welcome to everyone else too!

No news from me. TWW is boring.

FuckMyUterus · 01/09/2017 23:02

Haha thanks cookie my username is my middle finger to the MC

Cookie1831 · 01/09/2017 22:10

Speaking of usernames welcome fuck x

Cookie1831 · 01/09/2017 20:50

Man I need a new funner name mine sucks but don't want to change as nobody will know me on here then!

Cookie1831 · 01/09/2017 20:49

Accio the folic acid and apparate yourself into an antenatal club!
(I joke stay here with us just can't help myself)

Cookie1831 · 01/09/2017 20:47

No fire whiskey or butter beer for you.......

Cookie1831 · 01/09/2017 20:44

Now that is a BFP!!!!!!!! Congrats my lovely muggle!!!!

JustAMuggle · 01/09/2017 19:23

So I've just done another couple because I'm panic peeing now! The cheapie has a verrrry faint line and another clear blue (rolling my eyes) is showing positive. I've bought the digital one too and going to do that in the morning, what's the deal with them? Reliable or not so?

Trying not to get excited yet!

Jesus Christ someone tape my hands together - Prego Tests
Jesus Christ someone tape my hands together - Prego Tests
JustAMuggle · 01/09/2017 19:10

Noooo I've just gone and bought more of the same brand! I thought they were good ones.. bloody typical!!

FuckMyUterus · 01/09/2017 19:03

Can I join? Periods all over the place since MC in January and am currently (I think) 3 days late, however I don't think I ovulated until CD 21 (so last Thursdayish) 2 negative tests this week, backache and nausea... Desperately trying to convince myself that I won't get a bfp if I test now as this mornings test was negative.

Cookie1831 · 01/09/2017 18:52

Oh muggle I definitely see a line but I hate those tests they are a bugger for false positives get another brand ASAP eeeeeekkkk please be good news!!x

MamOfFrankie · 01/09/2017 08:33

I can definitely see a line there Muggle!

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