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PMA Express to BFP #4

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Hippychic79 · 14/03/2017 09:50

Moving onto thread #4
Our intention is clear – to show AF the door!
Leave us alone biatch for the next 9 months…
We want to be upduffed – can’t be any more blunt!

So hop on board the PMA Express
Where all the passengers are lovely
And we’re all trying our best!

So come on Peggy Eggy and Doreen too – time for you to fuse…
Cuz we want to graduate with our friends, Ohb, Dolly & Moo

xxx

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Hippychic79 · 06/04/2017 06:38

Xxx

PMA Express to BFP #4
PMA Express to BFP #4
PMA Express to BFP #4
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Moo31 · 05/04/2017 21:12

Definitely some April bfps coming up ladies - I can feel it in my water!!

Thanks Bella re the asthma - the gp I saw today wasn't very helpful but has referred me to Belfast trust (where the mlw unit is) so fx I can use that!

AmandaP86x · 05/04/2017 20:49

Ha ha I know Bella!!! When I found out I was pregnant last time I was nearly 6 weeks. God I wish I could go back to that time!!!!

I defo have sore boobs but is that a sign it AF I do not know!!! 🙄

BellaMoon · 05/04/2017 20:37

@Hippychic79 and @AmandaP86x it would be amazing to realise AF was late wouldn't it. that's my ultimate fantasy, to be honest, but it will never happen cos i'm such a control freak.

@Moo31 i asked a friend today about how her midwife dealt with her asthma and she said "i had to tell her i was asthmatic and she just said ok ill write that in your notes". i know that doesn't help much but it would appear some take a relaxed approach but others don't.

so now i realise i missed Supper and MrsB off the list duh... will give it another go in a day or so! #amateur

where's our @Dollydaydream2829 at? you keeping ok chic x

BellaMoon · 05/04/2017 20:24

now embarrassed i said "mike" when it's supposed to be "mic". i need to rewind i think lol #poormikewhoeverheis

we definitely have some BFP'ers coming up, fingers crossed for us all!

cd16 today and having our day off from sexing, thank fook. i was cream crackered with all that sexy malarkey lol. will have my 1 for luck tomorrow and probably be off it for a good week! successfully stick to SMEP yay

off topic alert, i have my laser eye surgery booked for friday morning. i'm not excited and nervous but looking forward to a brighter more in focus life. anyone had it done before? #speccyfoureyesbegone

Moo31 · 05/04/2017 20:12

Bella cracking job! You crack me up! Grin

Salem - hope you feel better soon :)

Roseandbee · 05/04/2017 19:59

haha thanks bella:)

Salem hope you feel better soon!, well unless its morning sickness the one illness i'd wish on you all (although within limits)

SalemTheTeenageWitch · 05/04/2017 19:24

Hi guys hope you're all ok. I'll be back soon, just been a little bit poorly so not been able to post xxxx

Anna2006 · 05/04/2017 18:36

Awesome poem! Yes hopefully some BFP's over the weekend. I'm trying not to think about it an will do my best to wait AF out. My cycle is pretty consistent last 3 months all 28 days so Sunday will be the day..

baby dust to all

olicat · 05/04/2017 18:10

Haha enjoyed the poem Grin

Hopefully a couple of bfps at the weekend?

On another note, I've just downloaded ovia and predictably got obsessed with it - keep checking to see if I've got any new cm to tell it about!

Sophsta · 05/04/2017 17:55

Ha ha love the poem/rap (?!?!) at the top! Really made me chuckle!

BellaMoon · 05/04/2017 16:40

embarrassingly picks up mike and reminds herself she ain't barack obama

oh the shame of it all HAHAHAHAHA

BellaMoon · 05/04/2017 16:38

i had you in mind @goldielocks29 when i did the heading for the grads, cos i called it the growing grads... and after me getting over familiar with you too, haha.

#comebacksalem #bellaisanumptie

goldielocks29 · 05/04/2017 16:26

Too*

goldielocks29 · 05/04/2017 16:26

Bella I forgive you! You make me laugh to much! 😂
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ArchiesMamaBird · 05/04/2017 15:52

Bella Paha you did a fab job, and the poem was amazing Grin

But this is exactly why I didn't volunteer to do the list. I'd have screwed it up big time!

BellaMoon · 05/04/2017 15:30

see, i knew i wasn't cut out for this amount of responsibility, SORRY @goldielocks29

will repost it in a day or two incase anyone else jumps aboard #icrumbledunderthepressure #halfajob #worsethanamandown

ArchiesMamaBird · 05/04/2017 15:25

Bella Bloody love it! You crack me up Grin

Oh and you just need to add Goldie to the Graduates list Smile

BellaMoon · 05/04/2017 15:12

EARLY APRIL LIST

The baby bus is coming, and everyone is pumping.
Doggy, vanilla and girl on top, we're gonna get fat and ready to pop.
Morning sickness, cankles and maternity leave
Clear Blue get ready, you better believe.
We're coming to get you BFP, we're all ready and waiting as mummies to be

Salem - BFP hopefully super soon Grin
Anna2006 - Cycle 5 - BFP 08/04
Hippychic79 - BFP 09/04
ArchiesMamaBird - Cycle 10 - BFP 11/04
Roseandbee - Cycle 5 - BFP 14/04
Bellamoon - Cycle 3 - BFP 16/04
AmandaP86x - Cycle 6 - BFP 16/4
Itsjustaphase84 - Cycle 5 - BFP 17/04
NannyGR - Cycle 5 since mc - BFP d 17/04
Notparticularlypatient - Cycle 4 - BFP 24/4
Olicat - Cycle 1 - BFP 25/04
MissMagpie - Cycle 10 - BFP 27/04
Saraboro1 - Cycle 13 - BFP 28/04
Sophsta - Cycle 2 - BFP 01/05

Growing Graduates List
Dolly, Moo and Ohb - make room guys, we're coming to join ya Smile

#ithankyou #PMAmotherfucker #mikedrop

AmandaP86x · 05/04/2017 14:53

I'm going to just try and wait out too!!!! 🙈🙈🙈

AF due 16th according to app but can take preg test in 5 days. Not sure what to do! Those snowy white backgrounds just give me the fear 😭

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Hippychic79 · 05/04/2017 13:41

amanda ... reference symptoms .... i have absolutely no idea ... I'm tTC 1 myself. I've had a chilled out cycle this month so i don't even know what dpo I am :))) I am trying to avoid symptom spotting myself as it tends to fuel my expectations which makes the worse case scenario harder to handle ....
my cycle varies from 26-29 days but last month it was 30 days.
Will you be testing or waiting it out?
Xxx

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AmandaP86x · 05/04/2017 11:13

Oh hippy chic I'm cycle day 23 today!!! What should I be looking out for? lol xx

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Hippychic79 · 05/04/2017 10:51

Well if that wasn't a typical episode of OBEM, maybe I'll give it another go next week. The young lad was quite funny, but you're right olicat... not sure i would tolerate that level of banter in the delivery room :)

Bella that name was pretty random, cant say I've heard of it :)

#weloveyoursenseofhumour #weloveyourhashtags #weloveyou

Rainbow if you're still lurking - virtual hugs

Well I am really pleased that we are all having a nice relaxed cycle... I think I'm CD24 today so knicker watch will be commencing soon :)

xxx

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MissMagpie · 05/04/2017 09:10

Morning ladies!
Glad to hear you are doing so well ohb. Well done and keep up the good work!

Bella you are hilarious! We can rely on you to brighten up our days. :)

Here are my stats for the list:
Age 34
Ttc #2
Cycle 10
BFP due around 27th April (well depending on ovulation which seems to vary by quite a lot!)

ArchiesMamaBird · 05/04/2017 08:53

Happy hump day lovely ladies!

Bella Thank you for doing the list this month. Here's my stats:

TTC #2
Cycle: 10
Age: 26
BFP Due: 11th April

Ohb I'm so happy that you're happy Smile and so sorry for what you went through previously.

Moo I'm not sure about the asthma thing, but I do know that they change their mind so much sometimes up until you giving birth. My friend was classed as high risk and told she couldn't use the MWL unit, then they said she could, then she couldn't and she ended up giving birth there in the end! And another thing, when you are actually in labour, you honestly won't give a toss where you end up giving birth, you'll just want that baby out! Grin