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PMA Express to BFP #4

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Hippychic79 · 14/03/2017 09:50

Moving onto thread #4
Our intention is clear – to show AF the door!
Leave us alone biatch for the next 9 months…
We want to be upduffed – can’t be any more blunt!

So hop on board the PMA Express
Where all the passengers are lovely
And we’re all trying our best!

So come on Peggy Eggy and Doreen too – time for you to fuse…
Cuz we want to graduate with our friends, Ohb, Dolly & Moo

xxx

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AmandaP86x · 15/03/2017 18:29

Oh I might try the pressed then. I heard people saying about using cough medicine? Has anyone tried this lol x

Dollydaydream2829 · 15/03/2017 18:14

Sorry salem, my stats if I'm not too late!

Age: 28
TTC #1
Cycle: 3 of properly trying
BFP achieved 03/03
5+3 hopefully very sticky bean!

Dollydaydream2829 · 15/03/2017 18:12

Oh EMHW - it's only human nature to feel a bit down or defeated at times! We can't always be happy and positive, especially going through the stressful TTC journey! But count this as a down day and check back in tomorrow, you may feel completely different! This thread is here to support and I, and I'm sure everyone else, don't mind talking things through etc.

cakes In my TWW I remember googling EVERY DAY - 1 DPO symptoms, 2 DPO symptoms, 3 DPO..... honestly, I drove myself CRAZY! Google probably remotely implanted a pregnancy just so I would stop annoying them!!!

anna good luck with the preseed this cycle! First night I used it, I think I inserted 4ml in and just about drowned myself! Made everything super slippy and not enjoyable. After that, I stuck to 2ml (if that!) And worked a treat for my BFP! Well, maybe coincidence but I'm sure it had something to do with it!

Anna2006 · 15/03/2017 17:53

Oh girls! We need to keep the PMA alive. It seems to have been floundering.

Yes! Let's all get in the raspberry leaf tea. I managed two cups tide so will just see what I fancy.

My pre seed had arrived for this cycle! Hoping it might do the trick for us! How do you girls usually use it? If any of you do, or what amount?

Xxx

AmandaP86x · 15/03/2017 17:52

I'm on CD 3. Feel opitimistic about new cycle. Knowing I'm not pregnant this month I'll concentrate on gym. I am a god mother at end of April so should really get my act together.

If on more person tells me just to relax and it will happen I might scream!!!!!! Lol!!!! I wasn't going to bother with OPKs but I would like to kind of know when I am ovulating. My cycles have been between 30-35 days. Only been tracking since December though.

So any tips for this month girls? I feel like I have read some before. I'll try the raspberry tea xxxx

EMHW123 · 15/03/2017 17:45

I'm actually bit of a mess. More spotting today. Aunt Flo not due for a week. Sorry guys my PMA has gone awol so I'll bow out this thread until I sort my shit out 😔❤️

Itsjustaphase84 · 15/03/2017 16:51

I'm due this Sunday 19th. Im starting to feel a little bloated and already I'm feeling a bit cheesed off. I have a pimple so fully expecting her.

I'm going to get some raspberry leaf tea if I get af and start it next cycle.

CakesALot · 15/03/2017 14:21

I am utterly bored at work today so googled 'am I pregnant' and low and behold there's a quiz!!

And it's a load of shite...

😂😂😂

CakesALot · 15/03/2017 13:52

It's the worst part of the cycle for me. I often think, why can't google give me an answer?? Surely in this modern age that should be possible?!

MissMagpie · 15/03/2017 13:43

I hate the 2ww too @EMH - it's so cruel. Wish there was a quicker way of finding out. Hugs and mental strength being sent to everyone in their 2ww. I'm joining you as of tmrw.

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Hippychic79 · 15/03/2017 13:28

Ohb - sorry i missed your post, earlier... great news that the lines are getting darker :)

Anna I'm on your tail - CD3 here :) one cup a day should be fine. i find it rather bland.

Magpie wow two days of static smiley... maybe you're releasing two eggs :)

Amanda Glad you like the memes.

EMH Nothing wrong with a good old cry ... i had a fair few on the weekend ... try and stay positive .... you're always one month closer to your BFP
xxx

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EMHW123 · 15/03/2017 11:55

Lol at the memes! Had a proper cry last night as was away with work so by myself in a hotel, I wish I could have some sort of memory blank in the 2ww it's fucking dreadful.

Thanks though hippy!

@NannyGR & @CakesALot also going try to hold out until Sunday and after that Tuesday!fingers crossed.

Randomly catch myself squeezing my own tit! Got a weird look in costa this morning I can tell you! 😂🙈 boobs are definitely bigger.... well maybe?! 😆

Hi to the newbies!

AmandaP86x · 15/03/2017 10:30

Hi girls

Those memes r so funny haha and accurate!!!!

My stats

Age: 28
TTC: 1
Cycle: 5
BFP: 15th April

MissMagpie · 15/03/2017 09:36

So after my static smiley yday morning I started with pain in the area of my right ovary last night and still got it this morning - presuming ovulation is imminent.

Managed to dtd on Monday and Tuesday. Might manage it today but DH is feeling the pressure so might leave it until tmrw.

That's get that the line is getting darker Ohb. Believe - it's happening!

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Hippychic79 · 15/03/2017 09:33

My stats are:
Cycle 5
CD3
BFP due: 09/04

Cakes Thanks, you’re right, it’s impossible to keep track of everyone – the thread is getting very busy which is great. I think 12DPO is a very respectable time to test. I’ll keep my fx for you.

Amanda I have weekly acupuncture and I would highly recommend it. It has definitely helped me, I used to get painful cramps on CD1 every cycle, now they are just very mild cramps.

EMH Sorry to hear about your BFN, fx your BFP is being elusive!

Stowie Welcome aboard the PMA Express

Bella #gettingjiggyonamondaywhoopwhoop put me down for one of those tops 😊#girlgang #girlpower I think your peggy is going to drop it like its hot very soon hun

Roxy Welcome aboard the PMA Express

Phase Don’t blame you for not testing #nothingworsethanabfn

Moo Glad you liked my poem 😊 Hope the nausea was just a one off. My naturopath said that sickness is related to blood sugar so if you have a handful of mixed nuts every 4 hours, this should keep it at bay.

Yes - Charley where are you?

salem where are you thinking of going on holiday?

MrsB Big relief it’s not the menopause. Good luck with the nurse next Tuesday, hopefully she will spread some light.

Helly #happyhumping enjoy your fw 😊

Soph whoop whoop for a static smile, makes those clear blue bad boys worth every penny!

patient I hear ya … if one more person tells me to relax, or stop thinking about it, I swear I won’t be responsible for my actions. This TTC lark is on my mind pretty much every hour of every day – I would actually love to forget about it for a day or two, but it just doesn’t happen. In all my 38 years, I have never paid so much attention to my cycle day, my cm or my diet!

NannyG Glad you like the pics this morning 😊 Will you be testing early hun? I think symptom spotting sucks if I’m honest, it just fuels expectations. I don’t think everyone gets symptoms early anyway!

Cakes Glad I’m not the only boob grabber 😊 I can’t wait to get humping again … DP blew me out on Sunday as he was too tired #grrrrrrrrrrrr

Archies #lovingyourcasualapproach #temptedtojoinyou

xxx

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ArchiesMamaBird · 15/03/2017 09:32

Happy hump day ladies!

Age: 26
TTC #2
Cycle 10
BFP Due: Erm as I'm not OPKing this month I'm going to guess at 15th April

Anna2006 · 15/03/2017 08:49

CD 5 today ladies so nothing exciting happening here. I'm drinking my raspberry leaf tea though! I've only managed one cup a day so far...is this enough so you think?!
It's quite strong isn't it.

GL to anyone whose DTD in fertile week. That's the best time. Who is very close to testing?

Ohb0llocks · 15/03/2017 08:45

Hey guys!!

My lines have finally started getting darker. AF should've been due tomorrow at the very very latest.

CakesALot · 15/03/2017 08:38

@NannyGR I'm away all weekend so want to hold out until at least Monday. It'll be 12dpo so I think that's sane!

Happy boobie squeezing!!!

NannyGR · 15/03/2017 08:11

cakes I noticed you were closest to testing with me.... when are you going to test?? I'm going to hold out until Sunday, and if I can resist I'd like to wait until atleast Tuesday!! Then I'd be officially late.

I get you on the boobie squeezing I often do that... or as dp if they look any different 🙈🙈
I'm knackered but then that comes with working a 60hr week every week! #zombie

CakesALot · 15/03/2017 07:50

Ooh @NannyGR I'll join you in the not trying to symptom spot. Every month I'm convinced I have the right symptoms...wrong so far! Although not really feeling any either other than being tired but that's pretty normal! Keep squeezing my boobs to see if they're sore 😂

Happy humping to all the humpers out there! Our efforts dried up quite literally in my case around cd20. It's exhausting!

NannyGR · 15/03/2017 07:33

Loving the pictures hippy the last one really made me giggle.

I'd love to be part of the 'girl gang' bella

My stats for the list

Age 25
Ttc #1
Cycle #4 (after mc, been trying 5yrs now!!!)
Cd 24
Bfp due 19th/20th March

Trying not to symptom spot.... although I don't really have any symptoms anyway hehe.
Hoping aunt flo doesn't arrive early like last month!!

#girlgang
#auntflowstayaway
#christmasmiracle

notparticularlypatient · 15/03/2017 07:30

@Sophsta yayh for static smiley! I had mine yesterday, finally, I must have poas about 200 times this cycle...
@BellaMoon love our new thread sweater! Must have! And yayh for not missing Peggy eggy!
@Hippychic79 thanks for the new thread. Nothing makes me more aggressive that Just relax and you'll get pregnant so I lol from your previous post
My stats for the new list (thanks @SalemTheTeenageWitch)

Age 40
Ttc #3
Cycle 4
Bfp due 26.3

CakesALot · 15/03/2017 07:29

Need it @BellaMoon

Fab memes @Hippychic79, made me lol lots!!

Sophsta · 15/03/2017 06:34

I have a static smile!

Did not think I would ovulate this month straight after coming off the pill.