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PMA Express to BFP #4

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Hippychic79 · 14/03/2017 09:50

Moving onto thread #4
Our intention is clear – to show AF the door!
Leave us alone biatch for the next 9 months…
We want to be upduffed – can’t be any more blunt!

So hop on board the PMA Express
Where all the passengers are lovely
And we’re all trying our best!

So come on Peggy Eggy and Doreen too – time for you to fuse…
Cuz we want to graduate with our friends, Ohb, Dolly & Moo

xxx

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AmandaP86x · 10/04/2017 04:58

Awww @bella rookie mistake!!! I'm on the nightshift wish I was in bed 😭😭😭

BellaMoon · 10/04/2017 00:53

poorly but mega cute @rainbowsockstoday 💕

sooo apparently sudafed has caffeine in it... big mistake.... HUGE mistake! #ticktock

currently trying to deep throat an ice lolly 😂 anything to take my mind off BFP/AF #gonnabealongweek

AmandaP86x · 09/04/2017 22:38

Good evening girls !!

Just having a wee Catch up been a busy weekend!

Sorry to all the Girls who have AF silly witch!!!

I feel quite quesy tonight and sore boobs but just got a BFN. Apprenely AF not due until next week so maybe too early but just thought I was maybe having symptoms that it would show up on test 😭 Anyway not out woods until AF arrives I suppose!!! PMA PMA!!!

@rainbow he's a wee cutie 😍

rainbowsockstoday · 09/04/2017 21:30

He'll be ok. He's a tough little cookie. It's lucky we aren't ttc because I've been sleeping in his little bed all week 😆

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sarahboro1 · 09/04/2017 21:20

Ooo rainbow bless him that sounds awful!!! Hugs to you both. Xx

Bella a bit of pressure is good for us!! Makes us up the ante!! 😂 #ibelieveicanfly #funnybones. Xx

CakesALot · 09/04/2017 21:19

Oh the poor mite @rainbowsockstoday bless him. Back to the docs then? Hope he's getting some good restorative sleep xx

rainbowsockstoday · 09/04/2017 20:57

@cakesalot yes he has Scarlett fever. I haven't taken a photo tonight of his body but it's getting worse by the hour and looked like this at lunchtime. His tongue is currently a thick white colour so that's going to peel soon and hurt underneath. He's currently on antibiotics (has been a week) but they're not working well because he's presenting with symptoms of a penicillin allergy too.

It's very quiet here tonight DH is watching golf and I'm trying to write my feelings diary for my therapist tomorrow. Where do I start 😂

CakesALot · 09/04/2017 20:18

Ha @BellaMoon that sounds familiar!! Except DH is the one adamant he can manage and I'm the one going online for help!! He told em he was going to build a storage unit for the spare room. I'm sat there nodding away and encouraging him whilst secretly browsing the ikea website 😂😂

CakesALot · 09/04/2017 20:15

Yeeesss to vodka @Hippychic79! Cd1/2 are the days to really enjoy not being pregnant and live carefree for a little while. It's good for you!

@BellaMoon boo to the lurgy 😔 but yay to excellent vision!

@ArchiesMamaBird that's so intriguing! Love that it has to be undercover! It'll make the next cycle interesting if nothing else!

@rainbowsockstoday Is it scarlet fever your Ds has? It's doing the rounds. A few of my friends little ones have had it. Antibiotics have done the trick but it's a nasty one, especially with the rash on the tongue. Hate it when they're poorly and you can't fix them 😔 mummy cuddles are the best medicine though.

Despite having a very chilled fw I'm already symptom spotting. Managed to tell myself to shut it and have distracted myself with many bbqs in this lovely weather instead! DD has been an overtired monster this weekend after all the late nights on holiday. Exhausting! I'm eyeing up the Easter eggs we've already got accumulating for DD...she really doesn't need all that chocolate!!

BellaMoon · 09/04/2017 17:49

haha oh don't @sarahboro1 you'll make me paranoid that i have to be funny then the really shit jokes will come out the bag due to pressure! you seen what happened with the list due to pressure #underachiever

i do have to laugh, not feeling 100% as you all know (i'm not a soldier when unwell) but DH convinces me to get some work done in the garden so i glove up, goggles on and start pottering about weeding etc. he had a bit of grass the size of a table tennis board to dig up and i hear dig dig, huff huff "babe there's tree roots under here". i think no shit sherlock, that's a tree you're standing under but reply "ok babe we'll try dig round them cos the grass needs to come up for..." before i'm even finished my sentence i hear "hi there, i saw your advert on gumtree, im looking for a gardener to come round asap to lift some turf and lay some stones". honest to god, he lasted 20 minutes if he's lucky #giverupper

just as well i didn't marry him for his gardening skills #knowwhatimean #winkwink #nudgenudge

sarahboro1 · 09/04/2017 16:09

Oh rainbow what a time you're having 😢 Stay strong, let it out on here if you need to, hoping little rainbow is better soon. Xx

Bella you are becoming our daily addiction!!! You make us all laugh so much!! #lifeandsouloftheparty #bellasgirlgang #wehatemenwithdrybits!!! Xx

So sorry the witch turned up Archie but how exciting you're going undercover!!! #wewontletyoursecretout #looselipssinkships!! Xx

Hippy I hope you and your oh have made up, I completely understand how frustrating it is when af turns up and it feels like you want to blame them for not trying / upduffing you!! Xx

BellaMoon · 09/04/2017 13:33

@rainbowsockstoday #superimpressed #deepthroatlolly. get well soon little rainbowsocks xx

rainbowsockstoday · 09/04/2017 12:08

@bellamoon I can fit an entire fruit pastilles lolly in my mouth at once 😆 #nogagreflex #makesamansmile #secretsexskills

Sorry you're feeling poorly chick. Hope it passes quickly and you get back on the project xx

My boy is still poorly 😢 I don't know how to fix him and it's scary.

BellaMoon · 09/04/2017 10:33

ohhh @ArchiesMamaBird has a covert operation on the go, well jel! massive good luck with it and please share as much as HQ allow, without compromising your position or letting your platoon down #GIjane #CBsecretagent

sorry about AF rocking up, she's had a busy weekend eh ladies... cmon AF calm doon hen, what's with all these visits. give my #girlgang a break will ya!

just about to venture out into my garden for the first time (moved in last july and was busy wedding planning - don't judge me) to start making it pretty. have my goggles on, i'm sure my neighbours will get a good old laugh at my expense #allaboutthelaughs

have a fabulous day ladies. my snot is still tripping me up but sudafed to the rescue, my nose will be drier than a dry mans dry bits just shortly #boomsnotbegone

Anna2006 · 09/04/2017 09:36

Hope you enjoyed your vodka hippy. You deserved it!

@archiesmamabird that's good that there checking for you. Will give some peace of mind at least. I found that experienced with GPs is very different for ppl. Lucky if you get a nice one! 😊

Ahh shit I've just read back and seen he bastard witch arrived for you. sigh. Sounds exciting about this new device though?

Looks like we're waiting a few days then for any more possible testers and BFP's?! I wanted more people to migrate onto graduate list. #sake

ArchiesMamaBird · 09/04/2017 08:52

Well guess which little unwanted visitor turned up at mine this morning! And although I wasn't tracking OV this month I'm pretty sure she's a few days early Hmm

So I'm looking on the PMA side of things, and Clearblue contacted me about a new clinical trial they are doing with a brand new type of OV test (I'm not allowed to discuss it annoyingly) and they are sending me all of the equipment out soon, so although I wanted another relaxed cycle, it will be quite exciting trying this out. I'll keep you all updated (as much as I'm allowed to Wink)

#archiestheMI5agent Grin

BellaMoon · 09/04/2017 07:48

there's absolutely no harm in a couple of drinks on the day when you are the least pregnant of your cycle chic, and the fact that it's free, even better! #thatsagoodmatetohave

hope it wasn't a long lasting fight though. AF is a fucker for bringing on the fighting talk so hope you sort it all out ok xxx

Hippychic79 · 09/04/2017 07:30

archies & bella hope you ladies managed to get some sleep in the end ... haven't seen that time in the morning for a long long time!
You're right bella i do not drink but dp and I had a fight obviously provoked by me but it was his fault that I'm not upduffed so I ended up in the pub where my mate works ... who can say no to a free voddy?!!!
Thanks moo - overnight she's made her presence fully known so I won't be wasting a pg test .... I knew anyway.

Enjoy the sunshine ladies xxx

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Hippychic79 · 09/04/2017 07:16

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Moo31 · 09/04/2017 06:58

Hippy - definitely been there re light af ("never been this light / more brown than red - must mean I'm pg!") Don't torture yourself and do a pg test if you need a definite answer - u never know! Loving that you've been on the voddie! You crazy cat! Grin

BellaMoon · 09/04/2017 03:07

thank you all, i'm recovering extremely well thanks, check up this morning shows that even with gritty blurry eyes, iv already got better than 20/20 vision #aintnostoppingmenow although, 20 mins after the procedure on friday, i thought i'd made a terrible mistake as the pain was HORRENDOUS, sooo glad that was short lived #imabigwimp

however, i'm now wide awake at 2.50am due to the lurgy! sore ear, sore throat, scratchy cough, high temp. any excuse to enjoy an ice lolly! #alwayslookonthebrightside

sooooo glad i'm not in FW as between the fly-like goggles and big green snot (this cannot be TMI considering the stuff we talk about), i doubt i'd be getting any pumpage!

@rainbowsockstoday minus 15 prescription, wow! #borrowmygoggles xx

@Hippychic79 vodka.... VODKA??? omfg, you don't drink!!! haha i love it!!! you sure are showing AF a good time hehe. and pizza, good on you. let your hair down, continue with your relaxed approach and have fun. we have a new "wobble" formula from Hippy, AF = vodka + pizza hehehe #preachsister

big shout out to all the peggies yet to show up, cmon girls, the doreen's are ready and waiting!

sending a big squishy hug to anyone that needs one for whatever reason (be glad it's virtual cos of my snotters)! xxx

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ArchiesMamaBird · 09/04/2017 01:58

Hippy so sorry AF is here, I think we all need to have some stern words with the cowbag #throatpunchaf

Rainbow you poor thing, I can't begin to imagine what you're going through with your DS. My DS has just woken up having an almighty coughing fit to the point that he was barely breathing through it and I'll admit that I was close to calling for an ambulance. He's fine now and sound asleep next to me but I'm too scared to go to sleep so I'm lay listening to him breathing 🙈

You'll have all of this to come soon Ladies! You spend 99% of your life worrying about them. I saw a quote on FB that said "Mothers don't sleep, they just worry with their eyes closed." Ain't that the truth!

Bella loving the fly eyed look. Maybe it can be our #girlgang trademark look?

Anna the scan that I had is just routine because I went to the GP regarding how long we've been trying, they just want to rule everything out I think Smile

Hippychic79 · 08/04/2017 22:59

Thanks ladies xxx you are the bestest virtual friends in the whole wide world and yes I have had a vodka ... I will follow bellas example and be hospitable to the witch ..., so tonight it was a few vodkas down the pub with the girls followed by a mini pizza :))) she's not been too heavy ... but heavy enough not to be classified as spotting ... does anyone else ever wonder if they're pregnant when she's light? I am not clutching at straws I get it ... I'm out ... but as I didn't test I'll still wonder .... and then maybe next month if and when I test it'll say pg 4-5 weeks 😂😂😂😂. Who am I kidding ?!!
bella hugs for a speedy recovery

PMA back tomorrow ladies
Xxx

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notparticularlypatient · 08/04/2017 22:23

Sorry to hear that af turned up hippy an anna. In spite of our dedication to pma it is still very much allowed to feel utterly disappointed today. Hippy, it does sound particularly hard for you when you can't share it with your dp and on top of that has to worry about timing for next cycle. Sending hugs and hope he gets onboard soon! (Well it will clearly not be necessary as you will get your May bfpSmile)

Rainbow, it sounds like you've got a bit too much on your table atm - hope ds feels better soon!

Bella, loving the fly look. When we get our girl gang t-shirts, we should complement it with matching fly glasses...

Absolutely nothing going on here. No sign of Peggy although I am on cd 16. But she has been known to show up on cd 20-ish so trying to not think about it too much )she said and went to poas)

rainbowsockstoday · 08/04/2017 21:47

You look good @bella! It'll all be worth it when you are eagle eyed. I have a -15 prescription in both eyes and can only just find my way around without glasses and contacts. I have a OH who thinks it's hilarious to move my glasses. Still don't know what he looks like naked!

Well we've all had the week from hell in our house and to top it off I sat in the new children's a&e this morning g because DC has Scarlett fever! #thingscanonlygetbetter