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PMA Express to BFP #4

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Hippychic79 · 14/03/2017 09:50

Moving onto thread #4
Our intention is clear – to show AF the door!
Leave us alone biatch for the next 9 months…
We want to be upduffed – can’t be any more blunt!

So hop on board the PMA Express
Where all the passengers are lovely
And we’re all trying our best!

So come on Peggy Eggy and Doreen too – time for you to fuse…
Cuz we want to graduate with our friends, Ohb, Dolly & Moo

xxx

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NannyGR · 20/03/2017 08:35

Good luck anna hopefully April will be the month for lots of BFP's and Christmas babies!

Anna2006 · 20/03/2017 08:11

I haven't used conceive plus nanny but I've got pre seed this month to give a go! Think they are very similar. I'm hoping it does the trick and gives me a Xmas baby!

NannyGR · 20/03/2017 07:55

Have just ordered some conceive plus along with my ovulation tests.

Has anyone used this before??

Anna2006 · 20/03/2017 07:44

Eugh sorry for the BFN cakes and nancy. Who the F does she think she is?! Turning up unannounced. Hate it when people do thar! 💗💗

Hippychic79 · 20/03/2017 07:30

nannyg Flowers xxx

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NannyGR · 20/03/2017 07:29

Im out ladies!!! Gutted 😢😢

New stats sorry salem ruining your nice new list

age 25
#1
cycle 5
CD 1
BFP due 17/4

Hippychic79 · 20/03/2017 07:11

Xxx

PMA Express to BFP #4
PMA Express to BFP #4
PMA Express to BFP #4
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CakesALot · 20/03/2017 06:58

Bfn ladies. Rubbish. Af not due for a day or two but will sit it out and wait. Have one more test should she not show up by the end of the week but feeling she is on her way the little cow!

BellaMoon · 20/03/2017 06:40

morning all

sorry i was MIA yday, between one of my friends spiking me (ok a bit dramatic) with a vodka cocktail that i cannot drink (i am always sick if i drink even just one vodka) so spent most of yday morning with my head down the toilet. i did my best to limit my drinks to 3-4 beers and 3 cocktails over an 8 hour period. if only she'd told me she'd put everything in it bar the kitchen sink then i wouldn't have lost my sunday to stinking hangover.

anyway, have read back and i'm now up to date 👍🏼👍🏼

🍀 and 🤞🏼 to all POAS today - c'mon BFPs were ready to jump up and down, clap and do a little dance for you!

great toddler stories ladies, made me proper giggle.

wee update on me, as of saturday evening i was still flashing smiley but i didn't POAS at all yday. out of my 20 sticks i have 2 left but cannot find my reader, which i'm taking as a sign.... STOP FUCKING PISSING ON THEM, i'm now cd25 so doubt very much that i'm about to OV anytime soon. i reckon i missed OV around cd11/12 as that's when i had most EWCM and cramps. anyway, AF should be this week so once that's out the way with, it winging it this month. i'm on POAS strike xxx

rainbowsockstoday · 19/03/2017 21:35

I sometimes think I only want a bfp so I can see if my ovia app will make my phone explode 😆 it's been trying to tell me everything is good for nearly two years and I think it's at the stage of telling me to quit 😆

MissMagpie · 19/03/2017 21:23

Good luck for morning testers. FX for a BFP. Xx

MissMagpie · 19/03/2017 21:22

Rainbow those tales are so funny! My 2yo is also coming out with some corkers at the moment! It's such a lovely age when they start talking properly.

Good list Salem. Just one correction from me - I'm on cycle 9 not 2. Wish it was bloody cycle 2. This is the 4th of doing opks and wondering if I should go to the Dr if it doesn't work this time.

So I am 4dpo and trying not to symptom spot cos it would be a waste of time. Luckily I have been busy this weekend. This next week is going to drag though!!

Ohb0llocks · 19/03/2017 21:19

@CakesALot I actually might!!!!

@just - best of luck for the morning!

Moo31 · 19/03/2017 21:06

Phase - fx for your test in the morning! I am up super early tomorrow so I am off to bed! Will catch up tomorrow evening :) Zzzzzz :) xo

Itsjustaphase84 · 19/03/2017 21:04

@rainbow. That's hilarious. What a day.

@Salem I'm Cd32 14dpo testing with fmu tomorrow. I don't feel pg but I can't really remember first time round. Really in different again and trying to ignore that glimmer of hope x

CakesALot · 19/03/2017 20:29

What a beaut display of lines there @Ohb0llocks !! Frame them!!

Kids are hilarious! Great stories @rainbowsockstoday! I often think I should write down the things DD comes out with. She witnessed her dad in the shower today and pointed and shouted 'I see daddy's tail!!' 😂😂 she did used to think it was a poo so things have progressed!!

Ohb0llocks · 19/03/2017 20:02

Happy Sunday guys!!!!

Rainbow he sounds a lot like my DS, they come out with some absolute corkers!!

I've still been testing daily, pic below of line progression. Just can't help myself!

Having cramping on and off but I'm pretty sure I did with DS too but by god am I over paranoid this time round. I've told my mum and stepdad. And my grandma. Going to tell everyone else after the scan I think. Can't wait to get the date for that!!

PMA Express to BFP #4
rainbowsockstoday · 19/03/2017 19:38

Evening lovely ladies.

I'm feeling a bit rough. I have cramps very much like af is about to start and my opk tests are going white again 😐 I hope we did enough and hopefully I stay awake to DTD tonight as a last shot. Want some funny moments from our day to cheer everyone up?

1: my dc (2yo) was walking around with the door stop from the bathroom and dh was getting dressed...
Boo: ohhhhh heavy daddy
Dh: yes it is. Do you know what that's called (getting excited about imparting knowledge to his son...)
Boo: (without even thinking) yes daddy. It's a monkeys fist.
DH: .... oh. Yes. You're right.
Boo: I know daddy.
😆SHOT DOWN!

2: I walked all round the shops and half the park before someone told me my skirt was tucked in my knickers.

3: whilst at said park we were early so went for an explore and I text my friends saying we were "just going to feed the dicks" instead of ducks!

4: my dc decided to hurl an entire pitta bread in the pond and hit a duck (it was like a tiny version of about a boy!)

5: a woman shouted at me for being bread to the ducks and I said it wasn't bread it was wholemeal pitta and brioche. And she said I was thick and it would make the birds constipated. My dc then laughed really loud and said "mummy look that lady has poo poo on her" just as a bird poo'd on her head just to prove a point.

6: whilst typing number 5 I said dicks again and had to change it. Learning lessons now.

❤️😀❤️

Anna2006 · 19/03/2017 19:03

cakes yes that is a good idea! I'll let DH know about some of the ideas. Mine was a blight ovum. It's a cruel thing to happen.

Onwards & upwards though. My baby is just around the corner. I'm sure of it 💗

Thanks for the list Salem! Let's hope we get a few more people on the graduates! I know what you mean about feeling 'meh'. The more we wait the more miserable it gets. But it does mean we must be one step closer. We can do it ladies!

CakesALot · 19/03/2017 18:58

I'm cycle 5 @SalemTheTeenageWitch but otherwise spot on!!

SalemTheTeenageWitch · 19/03/2017 18:46

Happy Sunday everyone, I hope all of you are ok.
I am sorry that I have been AWOL as of this thread. I just feel very lacklustre about the whole TTC situation. I guess I was under the impression that I would get a BFP on the first try, obviously not! DH and I are not doing SMEP this month, just DTD when we feel like it and during FW. I have decided not to OPK every frigging second of the day, like last cycle! What will be, will be!
I am going to book a nice holiday for August, as I feel like I have put my life on hold for a BFP which has just contributed to my rather dull feelings towards TTC.

How is everyone doing, is anyone else feeling a bit 'meh'? #TTCisabitch

SalemTheTeenageWitch · 19/03/2017 18:42

Star March/April List Star
EMHW - BFP today?!
NannyGR - Cycle 4 - BFP 19th March
Cakes - Cycle 2 - BFP 21st March
Bella - Cycle 2 - BFP 24th March
Patient - Cycle 3 - BFP 26th March
Magpie - Cycle 2 - BFP 27th March
Sophsta - Cycle 1 - BFP 29th March
Helly - Cycle 5 - BFP 29th March
Sarah - Cycle 12 - BFP 30th March
Rainbow - Cycle 22 - BFP 1st April
Salem - Cycle 5 - BFP 5th April
Anna - Cycle 5 - BFP 8th April
Hippy - Cycle 5 - BFP 9th April
Archies - Cycle 10 - BFP 10th April
Amanda - Cycle 5 0 BFP 15th April
Mrs - CD96 - BFP soon!

Flowers Graduates Flowers
Dolly, Moo & Ohb!

If anyone is missing/stats are incorrect, please let me know so I can amend!

CakesALot · 19/03/2017 18:34

Yes, it was before DD. Blighted ovum. I stole the momento idea off a thread on here that I read at the time. The mmc was what brought me to mn in the first place. One lady had bought a dress after hers so she would remember the baby when she wore it. Lovely idea!

Anna2006 · 19/03/2017 18:25

Oh exciting itsjustaphase GL for the test!

Thanks cakes it has been hard. I still have one more shot of being pregnant before the due date. An that's this FW cycle coming...BFP is due 8th April. And my due date was 25th April. So one more shot 🙏 It would be absolutely magical if it happened!

I love the idea of letting off a balloon. An having a little momento that I know what it means. You are 100% right. Gone but never forgotten. Forever a part of our journey 💗💙

Was your mmc before you had your dd?

CD9..so few more days to go...CD12 and I shall start FW and poas OPKs

Xxx

Hippychic79 · 19/03/2017 18:18

Gold star for holding out to test ladies xxxx

My stats
Cycle 5
Bfp due 09/04

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