#comeondoreen #pma3allthewaytobfp

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"You awake?"
"Yeah sort of..."
"Want to?"
"Ok but no faffing about because I'll need to be up soon"

In fairness having sex when you have a toddler is very different to pre-child days. It's more
"is he asleep?"
"Yeah I think so"
"is the door shut properly?"
"Did you not do it?"
"No I don't know"
"can you be bothered getting up and checking!"
"Night night... zzzzz"

bella that's so frustrating. Hopefully a few Doreen's have been swimming around happily in there and that egg squeaked out without you noticing. It's all so baffling

Hippy only because we don't have time or inclination during the week! Lazy Saturday/Sunday am sex here! 👉👌

Ha hippy! Fingers crossed!

Rainbow, defo every other day 2-3, those Doreen's have a longer shelf life!

I don't 100% trust the Ovia app as it's been wrong a few times. Also my DH hates sex and if he knew I had the app he'd stick to that green week only. As it is he wants a baby as much as I do so from "safe day" when af skips town he and I are on project till that line shows or af tears her head again. It is everyday if poss but now I'm going to say every other day.

Bella, if I stuck to Ovia predictions I would have missed ovulation by 6 days and by 4 days if I went with clue App. Also if I took the cb instructions start cd 13 and also my best pal gp advice sex from cd14 I would have again missed it! My pal the GP says have sex every 2-3 days and it'll happen-don't everyday as the Doreen's are not as good!

I had a melt down last month for exactly the same reason with the CB thinking I'm not fucking ovulating, also we aren't the kind of couple who shag every few days- more like twice at the weekend, mid week if we are particularly frisky! Ha! So we have made the effort every 2-3 days.

Anyway who knows it's all a big mystery this ttc malarkey!

Go enjoy the show..... 😘 wee cuties

Ha ha that's funny u noticed that! Yes Scottish born and bred.

Oh Bella that's a shame. I get a bit frustrated with they tests but then I realised I was doing them wrong like peeing in the morning. So ordered another 10 for next cycle see how I go.

I wonder if nightshift is buggering up my cycles! Tempted to do another test but I may aswell wait until AF is overdue. If I get this 12 hour shift out the road I won't have access to any tests until Monday 😂

I'd love to say yes but it means holding off ttc till October as my contract would start September 😐 don't know if I'm that well behaved 🤣

@EMHW123 well, last cycle was my first since ceasing BC so i was surprised it went like clockwork. i used this as reference for this month so did Ovia! FW should have started on Tuesday (flashing smiley) with peak fertility (static smiley) due today, and possibly OV friday/saturday. last month i had all the signs, tender bazongas, loads of EWMC, cramping etc. this month iv had very little of any of these signs and clearly 🔘 meaning low fertility on the OPKs. Ovia app still saying fertility score today of 9 but not according to OPKs!

the only thing iv introduced this month different is RLT. gawd knows wtf is going on!

i only assume it's been and gone because i was a little crampy on tuesday but nothing now. tuesday was cd10 so should have had some sort of reading on the digital but nada, ziltch, zipp, zero, sweet feck all!

DH has tried to reassure me today but everything he has said has just annoyed me further. i kinda shouted that if we'd stuck to SMEP like i wanted to then we might have caught it but he prioritised a big weights session at the gym instead so now it's all his fault (i will apologise for this later but right now, i'm a little too pissed off).

off to see niece and nephews school show tonight so that will definitely cheer me up. have a nice evening sexy ladies xxx

hippy Man U playing tonight! I know your not in FW but go get some anyway! 😘

@AmandaP86x i thought you might be scottish. you wrote something the other day and i thought, hmmm that's how we speak. i think it was "bla bla doing it the now" wonder we why say THE instead of JUST haha. apparently saying these things is proper Scots language, taking us back to our Rabbie Burns roots x

Thanks guys, trying not to get too excited but shit I feel overwhelmed. DS' life will change forever!

Aw Bella feel your pain that was me last month! I think they're shite! Went back to the good old cheapies this month! When did you start using them this month? What cycle day?

Stir fry here too! Noodles instead of rice!

Lol Moo! Ah yer grand is my favourite thing to say! 😂

this is most definitely not grand (i say that a lot too due to cork colleague)

consolation stir fry 🔘 it's gone ladies my 🍳 is well and truly scrambled 😫

*]grin]

@Bella - fx for 2 lines / a smiley! - let us know!

@emhw - yes they do! You girls know how to pick em! Beautiful part of the world Mayo, that's grand so it is ]grin]

Mayo moo! They talk fast there too!😆

Cork is lovely, the whole country is :)

I often get confused for being Irish! 😂😂 think I say "grand" too much!

Go for it rainbow! Great news!!

So I've now got a little ewcm but negative ovulation-ovulated 6 days ago... I think! Hmmmm

@Itsjustaphase84 i'm furious frustrated by late ov, well i'm hoping it's late rather than missed it altogether. we were supposed to be SMEP'ing but we got off to a bad start due to DH overexerting himself at the gym and having no energy for a day or two. just about to POAS OPKs, everything is crossed that it shows something, anything! x

@rainbows - as Bella says there is nothing they can do if you accept and then get pregnant so I would accept!

@cakes - I can only imagine!! :D

Ha moo!! He's lived here since he was small so no accent at all!! I just about understand his relatives, maybe not so much once the drink has been flowing for a while!

rainbow that's tricky! Surely they can't hold you back from TTC/having a baby though, and you wouldn't need to disclose your intentions either. Pregnant women are so well protected by employment law, they can't touch you!!