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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Hippychic79 · 03/03/2017 15:44

Okay ladies so we're getting pretty close to maxing out thread #2.... so here it is lucky thread #3

Big congrats to our double whammy bfp today ... dolly & moo ....

Now we bring on the Spring BFP's

Xxx

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ArchiesMamaBird · 09/03/2017 22:56

Ugh this ttc malarkey can be such a headfuck can't it. My luteal phase has always been 14 days, and I'm pretty sure I'm 12dpo and AF has shown up tonight Hmm and I am in so much pain. Really bad cramps, and normally I don't suffer too badly with them.

Why can't we just get an email each month saying "Hi, its the witch AF here. Sorry, you're not upduffed right now. Here's a £10 voucher, go and buy yourself some wine and ice cream. Good luck next month" rather than 3 days of cramping and feeling emotional as fuckery Confused

BellaMoon · 09/03/2017 22:12

thanks @Hippychic79 and @CakesALot got a bit crampy when i was tonight so thought "ohhh there you are little lovely egg, i feel you, come out come out, we're ready for
you" so POAS OPK tonight and got a whiter than white result.... hence why i'm giving her the V 😂 ochhh if you don't laugh you'll greet cry xx

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Moo31 · 09/03/2017 21:13

@amanda how long is your cycle normally? Hopefully you have just got a shy one!

BellaMoon · 09/03/2017 21:04

ohhh @mrsbarnettsbaby teenagers eh, i certainly wouldn't want to be 1 again that's for sure x

BellaMoon · 09/03/2017 21:03

haha toddler v's sexy time is funny ladies.... ill revel in the joys of being childless for the time being - we always just check that the cat isn't in the area, last thing i want to is to catch her eye... id instantly feel guilty, she has a very stern stare hahaha

#sexytimeisnoisytime #yeeehhhhaaaaaaa

AmandaP86x · 09/03/2017 20:56

@moo I am CD 30 x

Moo31 · 09/03/2017 20:56

The things children say!

Moo31 · 09/03/2017 20:55

@mrsb haha!!

@Amanda what cycle day are you on?

Ohb0llocks · 09/03/2017 20:44

Rainbow 😂

I've caught DS saying heavens to Betsy a few times.

The other day he told me he was going to 'crap his pants' if I didn't hurry up. I'm blaming my mother for that I was mortified but creasing inside!

Rainbowsockstoday · 09/03/2017 20:35

My 2yr old dropped his fork tonight and said "Jesus Bennett" before bending down to pick it up! It's so hard to tell him it's wrong to say things like that when inside you're wetting yourself with laughter!

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Hippychic79 · 09/03/2017 20:17

mrsb 🙉 Xxx

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AmandaP86x · 09/03/2017 19:58

Oh well I couldn't resist and I got another BFN 😭😭 lol!!!! Iv squinted and squinted defo a neg. I am still early though but I would think something would maybe show by now x

CakesALot · 09/03/2017 19:56

Can't wait!!! My 2 year old made me eat porridge from her hand today. I've got some way to go before she starts saying stuff like that!! 😂😂

mrsbarnettsbaby · 09/03/2017 19:52

Cakes - just you wait! Oh the joys! The things she comes out with!

mrsbarnettsbaby · 09/03/2017 19:50

As dp only here at wknds we dtd every fri, sat, Sun. Usually morning and night on the sat if kids aren't here. Although not on the Friday night of kids are here!

CakesALot · 09/03/2017 19:49

mrsb 🙈 your 13 year old!! That's hilarious but also frightening!!!

mrsbarnettsbaby · 09/03/2017 19:48

It's even more tricky when the kids are 8,11 and 13! Esp when they go to bed at the same time as us more often than not. And the 13 yr old says "are you gonna fuck?" !!! Dp only here at the weekends. Have kids every other so on those weekends we end up dtd in the morning as we both wake hours before kids!

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Hippychic79 · 09/03/2017 19:45

salem .... you okay Hun? Xxx

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Rainbowsockstoday · 09/03/2017 19:44

So my opk has a stronger line on than we have had so far this month but ovia says FW starts Tuesday. What's strange though is if my period hadn't been 4 days late this month I would be starting FW today...

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Hippychic79 · 09/03/2017 19:44

emh yeah we're the same in terms of no time in the wk ... Thursdays are sometimes ok but mon-weds is generally a no go as dp gets in so late and by the time we've eaten and watched half hour tv we're frazzled ... wk ends are better but dp works 3 out of 4 so lazy morning sexy times are few and far between .... I'm tTC #1 too xxx

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Rainbowsockstoday · 09/03/2017 19:41

And yeah it's silent and stealthy! One day he'll walk in 😆 my brother once watched his parents and when they were finished tapped his dad on the back and said "daddy I need a drink"!

Rainbowsockstoday · 09/03/2017 19:39

It's so romantic isn't it @cakesalot 😂 I remember the days there was spontaneity or the mood took us! These days it's if we have the energy!

CakesALot · 09/03/2017 19:28

I hear ya rainbow

"You sure she's asleep"
shortest pause ever
"Can't hear anything"
"Ok well no grunting or heavy breathing, if she is awake I don't want to scar her for life"

And definitely no faffing!!!

EMHW123 · 09/03/2017 19:28

😂! Ah well! It worked before!! This is our first :)

That looks like you are going to ovulate Sunday Monday potentially!?!

Rainbowsockstoday · 09/03/2017 19:23

This is cd5...

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