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Thread 19 TTC#1 Just. Keep. Swimming.

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AliceScarlett · 27/09/2016 10:42

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount! It messes with your head and makes you crazy crazier

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. A more lovely, supportive group of ladies you couldn't wish to meet. We like it when the grads stick around. No question is too daft. We have opk experts, cervical mucus management teams and symptom spotters extraudinaire!

Thread 19 TTC#1 Just. Keep. Swimming.
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sk1pper · 10/10/2016 15:29

Nice one alexia Grin bet that's a weight off your mind xx

MrsG280516 · 10/10/2016 15:27

Looks good Alexia the results are all above/below the "normal" parameters so nothing wrong there.

AlexiaB · 10/10/2016 15:24

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AliceScarlett · 10/10/2016 15:14

Means normal! Woo.

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AlexiaB · 10/10/2016 15:12

Results are in! I had to call them up and ask for the email (quite shit). Anyway it says at the bottom...

*Conclusions:

Normozoospermia. All parameters above the lower reference limits, therefore this sample is suitable for any form of treatment.*

Does this mean it's all fine? I literally can't interpret what the numbers mean just yet.

AliceScarlett · 10/10/2016 14:51

Another day of watery CM here at CD20. I need to accept my cycles have no pattern. Last 3-4 cycles I've had 2 days of fertile CM max, I have no idea whats happening here. Maybe CM is all a lie. Who knows. Be interesting to see when AF shows up. Note to self - if you Ov on CD21 Alice, AF will be "late", don't go crazy while waiting.

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AliceScarlett · 10/10/2016 14:49

Diff Why not. Might be pissing on a £5 note, might be a BFP, you are late, so. What cycle are you on?

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MrsLoz · 10/10/2016 14:48

Hello everyone

Not had chance to reply for a while but been keeping up with everyone's news. Let's hope for lots of BFPs this week!

AF due tomorrow, had a bit of stomachache last night. Felt like I've been going to get a cold all weekend but it's not come out in full force yet and woke up this morning with a sore throat and felt nauseous all day.

Was tempted to buy a test at lunchtime but somehow refrained myself!

Not getting my hopes up this month as didn't DTD much in FW as I hoped!

AlexiaB · 10/10/2016 14:40

Eva lol neither was I! That place died once almost everyone got a BFP within a month or 2.
Mine did his at Create Fertility. It didn't take long at all he was in and out within 20mins. He had to fill in a form and was then taken to a sample room with some magazines and a computer (which I told him not to touch, eww) Then he had to cum into a pot thing which he said was bigger than expected.

The results are taking longer than expected which is freaking me out!

BDiff · 10/10/2016 14:40

CD 43, do you think I should test again? Don't want to waste my money on anyone BFN but haven't tested in over a week and no sign of AF!

HepKestrel · 10/10/2016 14:26

kav, mabel, fxskip how are you doing?

HepKestrel · 10/10/2016 14:25

welcome Eva !
i'll add you to my spreadsheet. all rants and tmi welcome here !

Eva30 · 10/10/2016 14:22

Wasn't* very relaxed. Wish I was.

Eva30 · 10/10/2016 14:21

Yes I was alexia (although admittedly I was very relaxed)
Hope the tests go ok - let us know the results. What happens with SA test, does DH have to go to hospital and do his stuff into a cup?

AlexiaB · 10/10/2016 14:15

Welcome Eva :) Were you on the relaxed ttc thread? I think I recognise you. Sorry about he BFN, ugh.

That reminds me I forgot to say - welcome Bdiff

Eva30 · 10/10/2016 14:09

Hi everyone, didn't know about this thread but mouse just told me about it.
Ttc#1
Age 30
Cycle 6
Cd25, POAS this morning, another god damn BFN
AF due Friday.

AlexiaB · 10/10/2016 14:08

Thanks ladies. All went smoothly for DH, still waiting for them to email the results though. We were told "usually within an hour"Hmm How long did yours take Jem?

He's picking up Nandos on the way home, someone's scared lol

LondonJem · 10/10/2016 13:31

Fx for you both alexia

AliceScarlett · 10/10/2016 13:27

Ah I can't see why not! Quick form, done.

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sk1pper · 10/10/2016 12:32

I want to see a gynaecologist so I can get tested for endometriosis. But I need to be referred by a GP to get it through my private health insurance.

AliceScarlett · 10/10/2016 11:33

Hope it goes OK Alexia

Skipper Refer you to what? Private services may well accept self referral.

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AlexiaB · 10/10/2016 11:24

Music so sorry about AF FlowersCake Be kind to yourself xx

Mouse how awful. So sorry for your family FlowersFlowers

Thanks to those who said nice things yesterdaySmile. DH has his SA at 12.30 and I'm now shitting it.

sk1pper · 10/10/2016 11:02

Also does anyone know if a GP can refuse to refer you privately if they refuse to refer you on the NHS. Just want to know my rights.

sk1pper · 10/10/2016 11:00

London - Willing to try anything for the spots now, will get some of that soap thanks. The pain is penetrative, like stabbing pain in my core. It's not really friction.

AliceScarlett · 10/10/2016 10:59

Pug Oo yes please! I'll PM you.

Sorry to hear that Mouse

Hope the GP can help Skipper

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