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TTC #1 Thread 15. Don't. Trust. The. Boobs. ( . )( . )

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 20/05/2016 16:51

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount! It messes with your head and makes you crazy crazier

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. A more lovely, supportive group of ladies you couldn't wish to meet. We've got a few grads sticking around I won't leave and no question is too daft. We have opk experts, cervical mucus management teams and symptom spotters extraudinaire!

TTC #1 Thread 15. Don't.  Trust. The. Boobs. ( . )( . )
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FXSkip · 30/06/2016 20:21

Ha ha thanks everyone! Yea...,OH was certainly surprised. Hopefully he'll come round in the next 32 weeks...

Kathrino · 30/06/2016 20:16

As tends to happen all too frequently, I fell off the thread but so excited to check in today and see a lovely BFP! Congrats skip, so happy for you!!

nicky883 · 30/06/2016 20:15

Conglatulation fxskip ! Cleraly relaxing and holidays is the answer !!

Mooseville · 30/06/2016 19:14

Yay skip congratulations!!!! We needed a BFP to boost our spirits... So pleased for you!

I am now going to google holidays in the Maldives, since that is obviously the answer to TTC!

5tardusty · 30/06/2016 18:34

Wow congratuations skip, what a lovely story Smile

Havent posted in a while as not had much to say really. My last cycle was just 19 days, presumably anovulatory followed by an 8 day period. Currently on cd 20 and experiencing ewcm with a temp dip but no +opk as yet. I fear that this is another duff cycle. We'll keep trying anyway!

HepKestrel · 30/06/2016 18:22

Congratulations skip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marmite it is not too late for implantation. Implantation is 10-14dpo. Fx for you!

SuchaJem · 30/06/2016 18:22

That is a magical tale Halo how's your oh take it?!

FXSkip · 30/06/2016 18:16

Thanks snarky and jem!! So this was cycle 6 since coming off bcp so my cycles never really got settled (39,35,31,28,39) then I went on the holiday of a lifetime, forgot when I was supposed to be ov'ing and apparently conceived under the stars in the Maldives! So guys, book your flights Grin

SuchaJem · 30/06/2016 18:15

Starky I feel ill equipped to start a new thread! Would you like to start us off? Glad to hear everything is going well do you have a bump now?

SuchaJem · 30/06/2016 18:13

Fuck me skip you are pregnant!!!!

Wahoo!!!!

Absolutely delighted for you lovely!!

Now what number cycle is this for you? What was your DTD strategy??

Tell me all the things.

SnarkyGorgon · 30/06/2016 18:05

Wahoo! Congratulations skip fabulous news!

FXSkip · 30/06/2016 17:41

Thanks guys. I sat shaking for a bit then phoned my mum. I'm cautiously over the moon!!!

marmite I totally feel your pain - our bodies are the most confusing things in the world!

I still feel like AF is going to start any minute so I'm just going to chill here like today hasn't happened. I'm not telling Ovia either, she can do one.

Peaches8Posies · 30/06/2016 17:40

Haha I knew it! skip you'very nailed it!! Woo hoo your having a BABY!!! congratulations Grin

marmitetoast1 · 30/06/2016 17:37

Aaahh skip massive congratulations!!!!! GrinGrin

hep I think I am about 14/15 dpo. God knows what's going on, AF has not started again. Maybe my body doesn't even know how to do that anymore??!Hmm

WingingIt83 · 30/06/2016 17:10

Congratulations!

LovelyFishy · 30/06/2016 16:56

That is a proper bfp - congratulations Skip!!!!!! GrinFlowersCake

StarkyTheDirewolf · 30/06/2016 16:46

That's about as real ad it gets for a bfp skip CONGRATULATIONS!!! Woohoooooo! 🎀🎊🎉🍰🍼🍦👍💐🌞

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FXSkip · 30/06/2016 16:38

Someone tell me this isn't real

TTC #1 Thread 15. Don't.  Trust. The. Boobs. ( . )( . )
FXSkip · 30/06/2016 16:38

Holy shit

StarkyTheDirewolf · 30/06/2016 16:05

I sort of stopped actively posting on the blog, more because I felt like I was being daft posting about pregnancy when I knew nowt about it and have had such an easy ride of it in comparison to a lot of ladies, if that makes sense? Confused going to pop a couple up soon to catch it up as it were!

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HepKestrel · 30/06/2016 15:55

what happened to your blog starky you still posting?

FXSkip · 30/06/2016 15:53

starky!!! good to hear from you! I just want to know now so will deffo keep you posted!!

FXSkip · 30/06/2016 15:52

Oh thanks Hep I didn't know it could mean AF was coming! That has made me feel much better.

StarkyTheDirewolf · 30/06/2016 15:46

Yep, Deffo agree with hep here, its a surge of hormones but can either mean ovulation, pregnancy (as it doesn't recognise the difference between lutenizing hormone and hcg) or that af is about to arrive. Deffo do a frer tomorrow, got all my fingers crossed for you!

Still here, reading and cheering you guys on but I Deffo think I should hand over the official title of thread starter to jem the keeper of the lists maybe?

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FXSkip · 30/06/2016 15:44

Thanks Nicky I am sitting at my desk, heart pounding. I wasn't testing with OPKs because I am lazy, plus I was away on holiday when I was in FW (4 weeks ago). I think I will test tonight, I'm steeling myself for disappointment though!