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TTC #1 Thread 15. Don't. Trust. The. Boobs. ( . )( . )

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 20/05/2016 16:51

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount! It messes with your head and makes you crazy crazier

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. A more lovely, supportive group of ladies you couldn't wish to meet. We've got a few grads sticking around I won't leave and no question is too daft. We have opk experts, cervical mucus management teams and symptom spotters extraudinaire!

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Pugmummy87 · 20/05/2016 20:25

Stark I'm so happy for you! Love the pic! I bet you must feel relieved.

Jem I'm so sorry that the witch got you. 5 months isn't that long, but I absolutely know how disheartening it is when AF turns up. Our time will come.

Pug
29
Ttc #1
Cycle #6

In midst of 2ww, somewhere between 7-10dpo. Zilch symptoms, not even a hint of tender boobs!

Have just started reading "It starts with the Egg" by Rebecca Fett. Amazing how much bpa is in stuff! Feel like I may as well just replace my entire kitchen lol.

Mooseville · 20/05/2016 19:40

Aww brill picture starky Thanks for new thread!

Moose
TTC 1
Cycle 4
9dpo (but on a very relaxed TWW due to lack of DTD!)
Age 36 (getting v close to 37!)

bluebird3 · 20/05/2016 19:24

Name: Bluebird
Age: 30
Ttc #1
Cycle 15 Sad

I feel like I've tried everything. Temping, opks, checking cm, vitamins, and lately trying to not try.
No luck at all and feeling like a shrivelled up barren shrew.

Sorry af got you jem

Welcome marmite

LisaTheGreek · 20/05/2016 19:02

Nickname: Lisa
Age: 29
Status: 20+4 with an invader known as 'Wiggles'
Background: mainly a lurker on this thread but still keeping an eye out for you lot, especially those who were here back in the day. Always wishing you the best and keeping my fingers crossed x x x

StarkyTheDirewolf · 20/05/2016 18:34

Newest member of the pack 🐕 DirewolfCub is waving hello.

TTC #1 Thread 15. Don't.  Trust. The. Boobs. ( . )( . )
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Kwick709 · 20/05/2016 18:22

Not sure if I have shared before but BEWARE of any ingredients starting with "cyclo" in beauty products - this nasty can impact fertility and has been banned elsewhere.

TTC #1 Thread 15. Don't.  Trust. The. Boobs. ( . )( . )
Kwick709 · 20/05/2016 18:15

hep what a fcuker Flowers

Kwick709 · 20/05/2016 18:14

So my stats:
Kwick
Age: none of your business! 41
TTC #1
After 5 failed attempts at IUI, I got a BFP with IVF but miscarried at 8 weeks. Still waiting for AF - on 2nd AF will start IVF protocol again
I am single and so reliant on magic potion.
Have found great comfort, support from this thread... Also am in stitches due to hilarious stories shared - priceless!

Kathrino · 20/05/2016 18:10

Thanks for the new thread Stark and hurrah for a happy scan day! Of course you have to post pics now...

In terms of my stats, I'm 32, in the middle of cycle 6 (or could be 7) of TTC #1. Currently 1 DPO and determined to be chilled in this TWW. Hahahaha.

Kwick709 · 20/05/2016 18:07

I love the skunk comment starky I am the same, my nephew too only when he is excited!

Great news about scan and I would love to see a photo :)

Thank you so much for starting new thread Star

StarkyTheDirewolf · 20/05/2016 17:00

Starky, 29. 13+2 with an alien jalapeño. Self styled opk expert and pee stick refuser.

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