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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Pregnant without intercourse

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WalkingBlind · 19/05/2016 20:07

I know that this can happen, but has it actually happened to anyone? Or anyone you know?

I may have slipped up on the rules of where to aim the semen So if they can swim like hell.... They stand a fighting chance. But what are the chances of that happening really

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eurochick · 27/05/2016 07:27

I know two people it has apparently happened to - one I believe and one I don't. The first was the girl who ran the Christian Union at my school. She got up the duff just before the end of sixth form. She claimed she hadn't dtd but I don't believe her. I think she just had to say that because she had spent ages banging on about how sex before marriage was bad. The second was a good friend. She already had two very easily conceived children. She conceived the third without intercourse just as she was preparing to go back to work after a career break. Apparently she hurled the positive test at her husband and told him to get a bloody vasectomy sorted. He did. That one I believe!

ARichVernacular · 27/05/2016 07:03

Well, after being trolled by my body all week (late period, implantation-like spotting, nausea) and experiencing every emotion under the sun, I'm certainly not pregnant. Fuck this shit, I'm getting a coil - I can't go through all this again.

MagpieCursedTea · 22/05/2016 09:56

The midwife also warned me I could be more fertile soon after birth, not sure how that works.
Also totally not place marking...

TheHobbitMum · 20/05/2016 15:12

Yup absolutely can happen, not that I would speak from experience of course I also didn't find myself pregnant with DS1 4 weeks after DD1 was born, honest

haveacupoftea · 20/05/2016 14:55

This thread

I really doubt you'll be pg but you never know...

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WalkingBlind · 19/05/2016 22:39

I promise if I get up the duff to update this thread haha

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DrDreReturns · 19/05/2016 22:03

When DS was born the midwife told us to make sure we used contraception as you can be very fertile just after giving birth.

ProfessorPickles · 19/05/2016 21:59

I'm still laughing at the fish and place marking

rightmywrongs · 19/05/2016 21:51

I feel childish & have nothing relevant to add but I'm in stitches sorry
#bullseye

Dixxie · 19/05/2016 21:44

Read this!: www.womenshealthmag.com/mom/pregnancy-from-anal-sex

Iflyaway · 19/05/2016 21:29

Yes I know someone it happened to during rape.

All I'm going to say...

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WalkingBlind · 19/05/2016 21:25

Jeepers The GP mentioned it at my 6 week check and Google says its right but I didn't know either

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JeepersMcoy · 19/05/2016 21:05

I wasn't saying that she couldn't be fertile I just hadn't heard that you would be overly fertile, which is what the op said in her post. it implied you are more fertile than usual after giving birth, which is new to me.

BonitaFangita · 19/05/2016 20:58

Slighty messy anal

SoThatHappened · 19/05/2016 20:55

If you have anal sex and it leaks out of there into your vag then maybe.

Or maybe not

littlemonkey5 · 19/05/2016 20:47

DD is 15mths tomorrow, DS is 1mth tomorrow....... LMP April 2014..... Baby number 5 and still no idea how they all happened!!

Writerwannabe83 · 19/05/2016 20:47

I think I can picture it, lol.

He must have some ejection force!!!

ARichVernacular · 19/05/2016 20:46

Walking cheers, cross your fingers for me. Or your legs

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WalkingBlind · 19/05/2016 20:43

Writer The part he was using to cheer himself on apparently... Let's put it this way, I couldn't get out of the firing line coz I was facing the other way (maybe I need a preist not a pregnancy test )

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thegoldenlemon · 19/05/2016 20:42

Nephew conceived after swimmers deposited at the inner thigh meets lady parts region. It can happen!

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WalkingBlind · 19/05/2016 20:40

Autocorrect! Meant to say ARich

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WalkingBlind · 19/05/2016 20:39

Arch I kinda feel like wishing you luck more than anything! According to Google and various doctors pages it does happen just not sure what the chances are

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Writerwannabe83 · 19/05/2016 20:39

What was he aiming for when he fired????

ARichVernacular · 19/05/2016 20:37

Pretty Ineffective Veto

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WalkingBlind · 19/05/2016 20:37

I was done, wanted a "quick finish" for DP. DP aimed... Fired... And underestimated the velocity or whatever spermies travel at and ended up with a bullseye on the wrong target Good job I have no shame haha!

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