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Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 23/03/2016 09:57

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

WE SHALL WIN IN THE GAME OF SPERM MEETS EGG! IT WILL HAPPEN!

Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
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Mooseville · 11/04/2016 23:33

That's amazing!! Can't believe how much it looks like an actual baby so early!!!

Jamjar12 · 11/04/2016 22:30

Yay Flash! Congrats!

Had my early scan today, saw my little blueberry! Much clearer than I expected and the internal scan probey thing wasn't too bad at all!

Here's my tiny little 7+4 bean! The lady was like, 'wow you were spot on with your dates! Some women have no idea!' My DH just said 'you've got no idea. She has an app for everything' Blush Haha!

Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
SuchaJem · 11/04/2016 22:10

Hello bluebird how was your hol?
Sorry we've had so many graduate I can't keep track Blush

APRIL:
Kav 1st - graduate?
Snow 2nd
Kathrino 6th
I patches 8th
Hep 13th
Island 13th
Fxskip 14th
Ever?
Confused
Zazzles 18th - graduate?
Pug - 18th
Laurenowls - 22nd - graduate?
Jem - 23rd
InspectorPenguin - 30th
Kat - 31st
Miw
Celizabe
Lovelyfishy
Vix

MAY
Bluebird - 2nd
ni - 7th
Twinky - 5th
Moose - 28th

bluebird3 · 11/04/2016 21:50

Hi sucha can I have a ticket for May 2nd please? Sadly not a graduate...just been away on holiday.

Glad everyone is doing well and congrats on all the bfps I've missed over the last couple of weeks! Thanks

SuchaJem · 11/04/2016 21:50

ni you've got pals on the May bus :)

Hi alice I'm cycle 4 and horribly optimistic again too...

Hello pug good to see you

APRIL:

Kav 1st - graduate?
Snow 2nd
Bluebird - graduate?
Kathrino 6th
I patches 8th
Hep 13th
Island 13th
Fxskip 14th
Ever?
Confused
Pug - 18th
Jem - 23rd
InspectorPenguin - 30th

Zazzles 18th - did zazzles graduate?
Laurenowls - 22nd - graduate?
Moose - 31st
Kat - 31st
Miw
Celizabe
Lovelyfishy
Vix

MAY
ni - 7th
Twinky - 5th
Moose - 28th

Pugmummy87 · 11/04/2016 21:15

kwick so glad your scan went well today.

miley hyperemesis is crap, please ring the hospital if you can't keep anything down, sounds like you may need some iv fluids.

flash congratulations! What a shock for you after thinking you'd had af!

Thank you for the kind comments/advice you gave me about my cousin and the naming of the baby. Obviously I don't know for sure she will name him after my Dad, I don't really speak to her much. I hope that she at least asks, I would compromise on her using it as a middle name.
I might not even have a boy (if I even get pregnant), but if my sister has children and she has a boy then she can use it instead. A baby from me or my sister (who is a long way off yet, she's only turns 18 next week!) would have been my Dad's first grandchild.

No idea where I am in my cycle as haven't looked at FF or ovia for about a week. Haven't bothered with temps either as cba and haven't been symptom spotting. It's quite liberating this month.
AF is due around the 18th I think jem.

twinkydink · 11/04/2016 21:08

Ni I'm on the May bus tool!! Can we put me down for 5th May -seems a life time away!!

Congrats Flash really happy for you. God our bodies can be very confusing!

Mooseville · 11/04/2016 20:51

kwick that's fab news!! Great there's a little heartbeat!!!

miley really feel for you. It sounds horrendous! Remind me why we're doing this again???

jem I'm somewhere around the 28th for AF but I'll be hopping straight onto Mays bus. No DTD due to this stupid course!!

Been babybombed today by SIL. Happy for her but just feel a bit sad as I thought we'd be next to announce it. Hopefully this will give DP kick up the butt he needs to get his leg over a bit more often and at the right time!!!! Ha ha

InspectorPenguin · 11/04/2016 20:51

Only by one day, Ni. To be honest 30th April is a bit hopeful for me!

AliceScarlett · 11/04/2016 20:49

lurks I'm horribly optimistic about this cycle (4). Just waiting to be disappointed... Im all over the shop.

Feefeefs · 11/04/2016 20:41

Yay kwick!

Yay flash!

Ni4444 · 11/04/2016 20:38

Ah jeez am I the only one on the May bus?!

Kwick709 · 11/04/2016 20:26

I did not actually see very much at all starky... but I never can on these things!!! I think the recall is usual - the clinic does 2 early scans before they hand me over to NHS.

SuchaJem · 11/04/2016 20:11

Another go! Let me know if yours needs changing #ineedstats

APRIL:

Kav 1st - graduate?
Snow 2nd
Bluebird - graduate?
Kathrino 6th
I patches 8th
Hep 13th
Island 13th
Fxskip 14th
Ever?
Pug
Confused
Jem - 23rd
InspectorPenguin - 30th

Zazzles 18th - did zazzles graduate?
Laurenowls - 22nd - graduate?
Moose - 31st
Kat - 31st
Banarma
Twinkly
Dubya
Alice
Miw
Celizabe
Lovelyfishy
Vix

MAY
ni - 7th

StarkyTheDirewolf · 11/04/2016 19:38

Congratulations flash 👑🍼🎊🐙💐🎂👍🎀😁

And yaaaaay to our kwick amazing news! Did you see the little heartbeat flickering? Grin

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InspectorPenguin · 11/04/2016 19:19

Congrats Flash! What a brilliant line! Sounds like you're going to have an exciting evening telling your shocked OH Grin

Kwick Sounds like your scan was good news. I don't know much about it but is the recall purely due to positioning?

Miley So sorry you're having a rough time. It sounds exhausting and very unenjoyable - wishing you a speedy exit through to the happy, glowy phase Flowers

Jem I didn't catch up in time to join in your job discussion but well done on making the decision. I'm sure you've done what's best for you and that it will work out well. Certainly can't be bad when there are 6 weeks paid leave on offer!

Can I go down as testing on 30th April pls? I am assuming this cycle will be around 38 days like the last one was but in reality who knows? If nothing has happened by the end of the month I will POAS just for the hell of it :)

Kwick709 · 11/04/2016 18:52

flash excellent line!!! Thank you so much! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SuchaJem · 11/04/2016 18:35

Done.

Awesome lines flash! Enjoy telling your oh :)

Great news kwick what a relief :)

Ni4444 · 11/04/2016 18:32

Thanks Jem, could put me down for 7th May testing/Aunt Flowsville

Great lines Flash

Good news Kwick!!!!!

Flashinthepan · 11/04/2016 18:18

Thank you all. Sorry for freaking out. And just for you kwick as you had such lovely scan info here is a pic, to prove you can get your period and still be upduffed. Just in case ttc needed any added craziness.

Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
Flashinthepan · 11/04/2016 18:15

I think I must be 5 weeks as my last cycle started on 7 March. God I wish Dh would hurry up and get home from work. He has no idea I'm even testing given we bought though I'd had a period. Have got a tel appointment with the Dr though, only because of the bleeding, although I know it says online this can be normal and my lines are very pink!

SuchaJem · 11/04/2016 18:14

Okay I've had a go at the list - just looking at undergrads - the last update was on the previous thread so very out of date.

Who's still around? Who needs a ticket?

/moonlighting as Kat

MARCH
Inspector 14th
Zazzles 18th - did zazzles graduate?
Laurenowls - 22nd - graduate?
Moose - 31st
Kat - 31st
Banarma
Twinkly
Dubya
Alice
Miw
Celizabe
Lovelyfishy
Vix

APRIL:
Kav 1st
Snow 2nd
Ni 4th
Bluebird - graduate?
Kathrino 6th
I patches 8th
Hep 13th
Island 13th
Fxskip 14th
Ever?
Pug
Confused
Jem - 23rd

MAY

Kwick709 · 11/04/2016 18:14

flash well done you!!! But please can we have some photographic evidence!!!!

So I had scan... well actually I had 3 up the fanjo scans and 2 on top of womble scans.... long story... have to go back again next week but they have confirmed that there is an egg sac, yolk and heartbeat... just very hard to see as lateral??????????????????? Hmm

Fank you all very much for positive vibes :)

Ni4444 · 11/04/2016 18:10

Woohoo Flash!! God bodies are weird things, aren't they?!

SuchaJem · 11/04/2016 17:57

Congratulations flash!

What hep said - don't worry, thousands of women do this.

I wonder how far along you are?!

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