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Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 23/03/2016 09:57

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

WE SHALL WIN IN THE GAME OF SPERM MEETS EGG! IT WILL HAPPEN!

Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
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Evergreen17 · 14/04/2016 22:04

Thanks hep
Yes, put myself first Smile
Maybe a little break is due
Fishy maybe? I have never experienced any spotting...

HepKestrel · 14/04/2016 21:57

Its possible. Will keep fx for you

LovelyFishy · 14/04/2016 21:53

I'm going down the path of madness. This afternoon and evening - TMI warning! - I've noticed a very light brown discharge, with what looks like a few specks of wash-out coffee grains when I wipe! Never had anything like this before, not sure when I ovulated but currently cd 23 of 28. Does this sound like a possible implantation bleed?

HepKestrel · 14/04/2016 21:08

Oops sucha. I can't count. Only 1 day late.

HepKestrel · 14/04/2016 20:30

I'm 37 next month. I understand. But you do need to look after yourself

Evergreen17 · 14/04/2016 19:42

Thanks hepSmile
But at 35 should I really be taking a break? Sad

HepKestrel · 14/04/2016 19:17

[Hugs] ever

Do what you need to. This TTC lark is tiring . we need to look after ourselves Flowers

Evergreen17 · 14/04/2016 19:10

Oh dear
AF due tomorrow if I am having another 25 days cycle. Otherwise it can show up on Monday for a 28th cycle. I feel it coming
Already upset Envy
This os getting old and I dont have the energy for all the dtd that ttc involves.
Maybe I will take a couple of months break after all...

Feefeefs · 14/04/2016 18:56

Glad you felt better after your feed ni Smile** I get really like that too!!

Me and DH treated ourselves to Five Guys for dinner! Yummy Grin

I found cervix difficult to kav could only really tell if it was high or low! Once I bfp though it felt totally different rock solid and super high.

Totally agree with the Schrödingering on acid starky! Despite multiple symptoms and ahem... ?7 positive tests still feel like it might all just be in my head.

Mooseville · 14/04/2016 18:35

I am well up for treats hep

I have friends staying all weekend and we're off out doing tourist things in London coupled with nice meals and maybe a few pub stops on the way. I'm going to incorporate the treat into that, maybe a special cocktail or a yummy dessert???

inspector I'd say that's almost positive? Could maybe get a touch darker? But definitely close!!! Get your pants off!!!

Finally home from my course tomorrow, planning on sneaking a shag in before our friends arrive to see if I can hit the tail end of ovulation? That's if I can tempt DP into it, I better have had after being away two weeks!!!

StarkyTheDirewolf · 14/04/2016 18:30

jem remember how convinced I was that af was arriving, I still am! Grin

inspector that's totes nearly a positive, get dtd now and all over the next few days, so that sperm is there ready to meet your egg!

pug I LOVE tea, I've had to cut down because I use the super strong tea bags from sainsburys, they speak to me in a way that PG tops or Tetleys don't! Grin

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HepKestrel · 14/04/2016 18:27

Hi sucha 2 days late.
I 'll test on Saturday morning ( so I can have guilt free wine!)

I am symptomless. Which can be easily explained if AF is treating me to another random 39 day cycle Angry

SuchaJem · 14/04/2016 18:21

Also saw this poll/post today and it reassured me - this is how similar PMS and BFP symptoms are

boards.weddingbee.com/topic/did-you-swear-af-was-on-the-way-before-your-bfp/

SuchaJem · 14/04/2016 18:17

hep it's amazing how many grads we've had. Slowly but surely we're all getting there hopefully!! Are you late now? When are you testing?

Treating myself this weekend hmmmm I'm moving house so it's going to be tricky! We are going out for dinner to celebrate my mums birthday Saturday night though so that'll be a treat.

lovely those muffins sound amazeballs. It's great what sunshine and bacon can do for the mood 😁
kav with you on the cervix confusion. God knows what it's doing up there. EWCM is sure thing though, good luck DTD!

starky 8 weeks already! How bloody exciting. Hope you and DH are settling into it.

With you all the tea. I'm totally hooked, have about 4 cups a day. Trying to edge it down!

Inspector that looks pretty much positive to me. Could maybe get a tiny bit stronger but not much. Get on it 👍🏼

I'm still getting niggly fluttering type sensation in my lower abdomen, mainly to the left. Also did not have lunch today as so busy in meetings but when finally got a break I felt sick and starving at the same time. But I don't usually miss meal times so maybe this is normal? Who knows... The TWW goes on...

Pugmummy87 · 14/04/2016 18:15

You can have approx 3 mugs of tea a day and be within the guidance for caffeine intake during pregnancy. I can't function without my cup of tea in the morning.

inspector I would say that's nearly a positive, it's not quite as dark as the control line. Keep testing!

I feel like AF is on the way, can feel several spots brewing on my chin.

InspectorPenguin · 14/04/2016 17:48

Oh wow. After writing that message this morning I peed on an OPK strip just now and there's a second line! My first one!!
I am amazed that something is happening inside me! Grin

Right ladies, please can you share your wisdom and let me know how far you think this is from being positive? The control line is quite light itself, but I think the test is still a smidgen fainter?

Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
FXSkip · 14/04/2016 16:29

Hep I am game for the challenge! I am going to treat myself to a bath tonight, and then a big gym session tomorrow, with a lovely big sauna to relax. I'm trying to change from seeing unhealthy food as a treat, and instead treating myself properly all the time.

HepKestrel · 14/04/2016 15:25

that does sound like caffeine withdrawl!! my headaches are bad!

what about a few days at 2 cups a day? that should still be below the recommended caffeine limit? then you can try reducing to 1 cup.

(i think the guidance is equavelent to 1 cup of coffee per day. 2teas will be less than that).

StarkyTheDirewolf · 14/04/2016 15:21

I think that's what might be what's contributing to my headaches hep I've not had "proper caffeine" for so long, I gave up coffee, fizzy drinks last year more for my anxiety than anything but I've been a solid tea drinker for years. I'd got it down to about 3-5 cups a day and the last couple of days have just been having one in the morning (because if I don't I'm useless) and oh my, thumping headaches! Think I'm clenching my jaw though too, which isn't helping! Need to be doing some pre bedtime calming ritual or something!

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HepKestrel · 14/04/2016 15:16

ha starky

i think thats the one thing i will struggle with - cutting down on tea! Can reduce to maybe 1-2 cups, which i think would be ok. tried in the past to give it up for lent - the worst headaches!!!!!

I am hep and i am a tea addict.

StarkyTheDirewolf · 14/04/2016 14:48

kav I didn't have any cm at all,and not a clue where my cervix was. I'm still not entirely certain when I ovulated (within a 5 day window) and I still don't believe I'm pregnant even though according to apps I'm 8 weeks. I've had one bad day but other than that, I've got it into my head that it's probably a mmc or something. Despite having no evidence at all to support this, I'm just convinced I won't be lucky enough to get a baby.

I've said it before, ill say it again, pregnancy (especially this bit) is shroedingering on acid. I'm glad to not be suffering but it doesn't make you any less psychotic guys!

I had some decaf tea yesterday and was surprised by how lovely it was!

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kavanaughkj · 14/04/2016 12:34

Hee. Well it's good to know I'm not the only one poking around without a clue what they're feeling! You'd think we'd all be intimately familiar with their own bodies but it wasn't until I got together with DH that I even realised that thing at the top of my vagina was my cervix. Oy. Still, with upduffed ladies confirming you hadn't a clue either that makes me feel a bit more positive!

The pic made me laugh, Starky! The little faces on them are brilliant ... and actually I do think it helped me a bit with identification :) As for dtd - already taken care of today _ ... I'm expecting peak fertility tomorrow morning on the clearblue monitor so DH will be expecting to be jumped on.

I never drink enough water. Have been trying lately and having camomile tea instead of regular PG Tips, but find water so boring.

islandgirl99 · 14/04/2016 10:53

kav I never worked out the whole cervix thing either. TBH, I didn't really have much of a clue what i was doing, i sometimes thought i could tell the high/low bit but much like jam i was just poking about!

StarkyTheDirewolf · 14/04/2016 10:48

kav my cervix confused me, I poked it twice then gave up! Definetly dtd today, tomorrow and the day after, it will give the sperm a chance to get in the right position, read and waiting!

Had my booking in appt yesterday, nothing much to report other, midwife is good and has been delivering babies longer than I've been alive! But no blood tests or anything till 12 weeks, scan etc likely all done on the same day!

Still got weird cramps, and a top tip, if you're not already a water drinker, get chugging!

Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
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HepKestrel · 14/04/2016 10:42

Kav i never could figure out cervix either.

OPK and CM for me.

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