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Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 23/03/2016 09:57

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

WE SHALL WIN IN THE GAME OF SPERM MEETS EGG! IT WILL HAPPEN!

Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
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Evergreen15 · 25/03/2016 13:23

Lyssie!! We want picture! Congratulations!
Wait ... What? You were leaving at 3:45 am? For work? Confused

KatOnATinRo0f · 25/03/2016 13:11

Lyssie show us a pic!!!! Need to see!!
ThanksThanksThanks

Lyssie · 25/03/2016 12:38

Positive on FRER this AM!!! Was on my way out the door for work at 3:45am, so didn't get a great picture! There's a pink line!!! There's a little poppyseed sized baby in my belly!!!!!!!! Will either test again later today or tomorrow to send you all a picture!!!! Oh my God!

Evergreen15 · 25/03/2016 12:12

Bless kat! You were on the other thread you poor thing ThanksThanks

Evergreen15 · 25/03/2016 12:09

Thanks inspector Smile
Kwick I hope you feel better. Fever is awful! I read a few stories on line about people feeling poorly after ivf for a bit, something about immune system but not to worry about.
Kat we would never leave you! Now I need to go to the old one and see your desperate posts GrinGrin
Lol Ni then we would need 13+3 and so on Grin
Sorry Flash!

HepKestrel · 25/03/2016 11:31

flash a quick tinternet search, apparently implantation bleeding can occur 6-12 days after ovulation. fx for you !

not to be gross but the "flow" should be different to af (comes and goes, no more than 3 days)
Have some apology Cake

mayago · 25/03/2016 11:23

I broke down an bought a couple of FRER last night from Amazon. I'm no longer feeling like this is my month, so hopefully this will make me less tempted to POAS! After AF arrives I'll do some more shopping for next month's supplies.

Glad to know it's possible Kwick and congratulations to you! I can't imagine how you felt when the mystical second line appeared on your test. I know I get excited enough when it happens on an OPK!

KatOnATinRo0f · 25/03/2016 11:21

Phew! I was feeling a bit lost!
I will catch up on what I've missed later on as currently sitting on 17% batt and I think this app is the culprit.

I am Kat
Cycle 8?? I think. Not counting anymore
Did OPKs for a few cycles. Got stressed for a few cycles. Did not a thing last month. Now in my SP (but the opposite) and am quite relaxed about not being pregnant for a while.

I just checked ovia who is telling me I am CD20. I just noticed yesterday that my boobs don't hurt at all this month so thought I would let everyone know that for completeness. No idea if it means anything or not but as I am on my chill pills I'm not thinking about it.

Flashinthepan · 25/03/2016 10:54

kwick af is due in 8 days but I already had 4 or 5 days of light bleeding which started last Sunday, only a week after the end of my last period which would be way too early for implantation and too long for ov so I think I'm just messed up this month.

FXSkip · 25/03/2016 10:41

Hi Inspector I was the same, my first cycle was 39days, then 31, then 30. I think my body is still regulating 4 months after coming off pill as I still only get a tiny bit of EWCM around OV time. I think if my body was ready it would get upduffed, but for the moment its still sorting itself out. I didn't take AC, EPO or anything else as I wanted to wait until I was really sure I was irregular, so I am interested to see how you get on with it! x

KatOnATinRo0f · 25/03/2016 10:06

I was mainly posting things like "hello??? Where is everyone?????"

Kwick709 · 25/03/2016 09:43

kat sorry you were sad... Welcome back! We cannot survive without you!

flash I do not want to add to cray-cray but any chance it is implantation bleeding? When is af actually due?

SuchaJem · 25/03/2016 09:36

No worries lyssie easily done x

kat! Sorry you got left behind. Starky kindly started a new thread for us. How are you?

Flashinthepan · 25/03/2016 09:35

Morning ladies. So, I am a freak as I think it's Halloween in my house and the witch has just arrived....8 days early! If it's not that, I don't know what is happening to my body. I have never had so much mid cycle bleeding before, or such a short cycle. I'm paranoid that there's something wrong with me since this has all happened the first month of TTC and never before. But anyway, looking forward to some bfps from you, even if I'll be waiting a while longer for mine.

Ni4444 · 25/03/2016 08:55

Because it wasn't lucky 13 for all of us...so we're getting a second go at it!

Ni4444 · 25/03/2016 08:55

Aw Kat there you are!! Were you posting on the old thread? What did we miss from Katworld?

KatOnATinRo0f · 25/03/2016 08:54

Did the other one break?? Why are we having another thread 13?

Ni4444 · 25/03/2016 08:53

Welcome May!

Sorry to hear you're out Jem. Hope you have some nice weekend plans to see you through AF misery.

Upstairs neighbours did not get the memo that it's a bank holiday... Hammering around since 7am 😣.

Temp suggests eggo has been released! (day 20 this month! Pretty late!) OH had to work today...will have to wait patiently for his return before we can give it one last go! Dtd Sat, Mon, Wed and used pre-seed so hopefully a swimmer will meet the egg! Speaking of eggs....breakfast time!! 🍳

Happy bank holiday to those who can enjoy it!! Commiserations to those who have to work!

KatOnATinRo0f · 25/03/2016 08:53

Is this he new thread??? No one told me and i was looking on the old one and panicking that everyone had left or my phone was wrong or something happened and was all Sad for the entire day yesterday

HepKestrel · 25/03/2016 06:41

Hi may
For cheap tests, the best place is evil-amazon, you can find the strips.

Mooseville · 25/03/2016 06:19

kwick I feel your pain. Both DP and I have been laid up with the most awful colds over the last couple of weeks. Worst ones we've ever had. There's some Tucky ones around at the moment. Snuggle in bed with lots of fluids and some crappy TV or books/mag and hopefully it'll soon pass. X

Kwick709 · 25/03/2016 06:10

Welcome may
I too have PCOS and only one ovary, I got my BFP this week - albeit after major intervention (IVF) but just saying as it possible! Hope you get your BFP soon... Would recommend FRER tests (and no I don't have shares in the company yet!)

Ladies I am ill 😥 horrid lurgy is out in full force: temperature, snottage, sore throat. Slept badly again!!!! Feeling very sorry for myself...

InspectorPenguin · 24/03/2016 22:08

Ever I ordered them to try to kick start my cycle and get my first AF since coming off the pill. No idea whether or not I ovulated this month so it wasn't about my luteal phase as such.

11 days sounds okay though - from the very little I know about it!

Evergreen15 · 24/03/2016 21:48

Thanks inspector! Are you taking them to lengthen your luteal phase? That could be my problem. I have an 11 days luteal phase, the rest is all normal I think.
But I think lots of people get upduffed with shorter luteal phase so maybe I don't have to worry about that.

I have now been in bed for a whole week but finally my illness seems to be almost over Smile

Lyssie · 24/03/2016 21:40

Jem I am so sorry :( I'm such a meanie for not having read all the posts the other way around. -hugs-

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