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Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 23/03/2016 09:57

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

WE SHALL WIN IN THE GAME OF SPERM MEETS EGG! IT WILL HAPPEN!

Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
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Ni4444 · 27/03/2016 22:16

Fab article Ever! Thanks for posting and breathe

Advice please! So I thought I was 3dpo based on temp rise, but FF has now told me I'm 5dpo...anyone have any ideas why when temp looks like this? Past two cycles FF has said I ovulated either on the dip, or on the big rise after the dip. We did dtd around the time so it doesn't really matter, but I'm just curious to understand it!

Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
HepKestrel · 27/03/2016 22:08

Having a very successful FW so far, but can I just bloody ovulate already ??!?

Is it wrong that I am looking forward to a night off tonight ? Wink

Kwick709 · 27/03/2016 20:51

Very interesting aricle evergreen thanks for sharing :)

Evergreen17 · 27/03/2016 20:06

Some hope for those of us in our mud thirties and plus
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/07/how-long-can-you-wait-to-have-a-baby/309374/?utm_source=SFFB

Evergreen17 · 27/03/2016 18:40

Kat those threads sound amazing GrinGrinGrin gimme a link if you find one. I might go check the baby names one soon, they can get quite heated Grin
I might just propose a pretend baby name there and wait for responses Grin

Feefs enjoy the vacation and good luck!!!!!
Sorry snow Sad

Snowdog37 · 27/03/2016 18:27

Just did a sneaky mid afternoon ic and was rewarded with a stark white bfn. Ugh. I know it's too early but I really feel crappy so I thought I might get lucky. 😖 Oh well.

Feefeefs · 27/03/2016 18:14

Ha ha ha jam jar! Sorry but that's hilarious

Jamjar12 · 27/03/2016 17:29

Oh, the excess earwax is just another lovely symptom. Being pregnant is incredibly glamorous!

Feefeefs · 27/03/2016 17:06

Sorry I've been a bit quiet been super busy! Definitely feeling more relaxed this month but not convinced this is my month.

Poor kat getting left behind? How are you? I also have no sore boobs?

Woooooo Lyssie!
Congratulations imp!

Oh my god ever! You're timeline is perfect!!!GrinI'm currently cycle 4 baby making vacation!

Happy Easter! I'm super narky today worried it's PMS

SuchaJem · 27/03/2016 16:39

jam yes indeed to the like minded pals :) what's with the ear wax?!

kat good news from lyssie she got a bfp

Mooseville · 27/03/2016 15:56

AIBU is great! People are so opinionated and there's some cracking arguments!
I love the baby names threads too! No way woukd I be posting my name ideas in there though just to get them ripped to shreds! Lol

KatOnATinRo0f · 27/03/2016 15:50

Jem yes me too I felt very left out!!

We never heard from lyssie was she pregnant after all??

Ever they are "am I being unreasonable" search AIBU and they will all come up, I'm not sure what category they are in. Some funny ones sometimes

Evergreen17 · 27/03/2016 15:21

Kat what are the AIBU threads?
I had lots of chocolates and maybe I will start couch to 5k again
It did wonders for my happiness last year Smile

Jamjar12 · 27/03/2016 15:06

Happy Easter all Easter Smile

Sucha, it's just a different type of complaining lol. Here we complain about AF and over there we complain about gas and earwax! Misery loves company :) Seriously, having contact with like minded ladies is worth all the Easter eggs in the world, no matter which leg of the race you're in!

SuchaJem · 27/03/2016 14:55

I clicked and had a nose once but felt instantly envious and sad and scuttled back here. I hope we're all joining them soon xx

Happy Easter weekending folks xx

KatOnATinRo0f · 27/03/2016 13:18

I've also snuck over in the past to see what they are all up to!!

Also love the AIBU threads Grin

Very quiet on here this weekend... Hope everyone is enjoying lots of Easter chocolates!

vixarooni · 27/03/2016 10:54

I had a peak yesterday!! Not even sure why, curiosity got the better of me I think. Looks wonderfully happy and exciting though Smile

I started couch to 5k yesterday. So pleased with my efforts!

Mooseville · 26/03/2016 23:20

Get well soon ipatches

Let's all just hope it happens for us all soon.... But until then we're all here to moan and cry and stress at and discuss our crazy thoughts so we appear sane to everyone else and to celebrate the BFP's as each one takes us closer to the grads thread!!! Do you know I browse all kinds of threads on here, don't post on many, but I don't think I'd even browse our grads thread until I'm in it.... But now I've written that it seems really strange, as I'm actually really curious how everyone's getting on (after lurking on here for two months pre posting!) maybe I will take a look one day just to see!

ImpYCelyn · 26/03/2016 23:17

Thanks Kwick, Kat and Kathrino

And congratulations Kwick!! I am so happy for you! ThanksThanks

SuchaJem · 26/03/2016 21:43

Hugs kathrino I hope you're not waiting too much longer

ipatches I know exactly what you mean - feeling ill on top of feeling low is shite. Hope you feel better xxx

iPatches · 26/03/2016 21:19

Kathrino - sorry to hear it's been hard for you. I have no advice other than keep going.

I'm CD18 and I think 6dpo, utterly symptomless and feeling fed up. To make matters worse I've had a bit of an upset stomach (not too bad, haven't puked but feeling gross) which means I haven't been able to enjoy the weekend time off with DH much today. Feeling loads better tonight though so hopefully we can have some quality time together. Nothing worse than feeling blergh when you're feeling blah.

Kwick709 · 26/03/2016 19:19

Well, only with myself... I live in a one bedroom flat...plan is to stay here for a while more. Next 8 months will all be about decluttering!

KatOnATinRo0f · 26/03/2016 19:10

Wow! You have really been through it all! No1 deserves it more than you do sweetie! Sorry you have the lurgy it's been going around I think :(
Now soon you will have to start thinking about nursery decoration and baby names! (At least you have no arguments about these things... The decision is all yours!!)

Kwick709 · 26/03/2016 18:53

Sorry.... For those of you who do not understand the term "contraband" - I meant OPKs. I have a stash left over if anyone wants them just pm me.

kat I am good thanks except for lurgy: snottage and headache now. I think bean is okay - scan not for a few weeks but I had another progesterone test today and my levels are better - 3 fanjo gels, 3 bum-bum plugs and one mega injection a day later.... Probably will have to continue with this until week 10 BUT I do not mean to moan.... I am still in shock.

KatOnATinRo0f · 26/03/2016 18:32

Kathrino it's not all joy for me either- I think the few of us that are still kicking around are all in the same boat.. The excitement and anticipation at the beginning has sort of slumped into a quiet glumness of "well... Why not me?" I feel like sticking around though, as I don't have people to talk to in RL about it all. Trying not to let too many people know we're TTC otherwise everyone will keep asking. A few people already do. And it's annoying!

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