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Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 23/03/2016 09:57

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

WE SHALL WIN IN THE GAME OF SPERM MEETS EGG! IT WILL HAPPEN!

Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
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Kwick709 · 28/03/2016 18:06

island best of luck at FC. Are you just getting tested or are you also going to see about treatment options? Please do not get worried about age thing - I am 41 for God's sake!

HepKestrel · 28/03/2016 18:05

Still no positive opk.
Quick q, due to travelling home from in laws yesterday, I didn't test yesterday, but have had negative Saturday and today. Is there a chance there was a barrow surge and I was unlucky? I thought surges lasted 2 days?

FXSkip · 28/03/2016 14:35

Lol starky I love that you have no filter. I'm curious to know if you have a TMI level... I don't know what we'd do without you - and now we have you to pre-warn us of the realities of pregnancy if/when it happens to us!! I certainly don't find it insensitive that you post here, as we've all be here rooting for you the whole time

Fuckballs I just noticed the MN special bunnies

Easter Confused Easter Grin Easter Hmm

LovelyFishy · 28/03/2016 14:05

Island it's tough learning about reality isn't it? I remember going shopping shortly after starting ttc and nearly not buying more sanitary products because "I won't be needing those anymore!" - wrong!! I hope your tests go well tomorrow and that you get a nice doctor. Smile

Starky I had a similar-ish thing a few days ago. After my bfn I was pretty sure I had a uti, got pills from the doctor but you can't take them if you're preggers! I was 99% sure I wasn't, but if I was and took them I'd have felt really bad. So I had to wait two days before AF finally showed up.

And to everyone who has BFP's it's nice to still hear from you guys. It's good to know people actually do get pregnant because it was seeming like a myth to me!

islandgirl99 · 28/03/2016 13:34

Hello all, just been catching up on what's been happening over the last few days and it seems it's been as busy as ever.

More BFPs too, so congrats to lyssie and anyone else I missed.

kat & fishy I'm also on cycle 8. We've been trying since Jan '15, got preggo in July last year but mc at 6+2, and now that's us 8 cycles on and still nothing, so far.

I'm 38 so I'm really starting to feel like we're up against it time wise. Didn't seem so bad when we first started TTC and i was naive enough to think it would happen straight away - thought we'd have our first dc banged out while i was still 37 and would have been on our way to dc2 by now, but have now sadly learned that you really can't schedule this stuff much as i'd love to

We're off for our first appt at the fertility clinic tomorrow so I'm super nervous. We've both tested normal in the first run of sperm & hormone checks (i got 5.5 for my FSH, i'm told that's good) so I'm guessing that tomorrow they'll check my AMH level. Really hoping that it's not going to be bad news Confused

Anyway, i'm currently in ISW ASW (average sex week) since we've decided to take a more chilled approach to it all now. Ovulation due on weds so hoping that the appt tomorrow doesn't dampen our enthusiasm for dtd!

Kwick709 · 28/03/2016 13:30

starky I never thought posting on here could be insensitive... But just goes to show how insensitive I am :(
I am not ready to go to grads thread yet... It just does not feel real yet.

Anyway LOL at you being a stinkywinky!!! Not so nice to hear about thrush - GP should be able to give you something - in the meantime eat/smother on lots of live yogurt.

KatOnATinRo0f · 28/03/2016 13:29

Stark just a note if u have oral thrush u can go to see a dentist. They can issue prescriptions and give advice on management X

SuchaJem · 28/03/2016 13:04

Hello starky! Lovely to see you. Glad to hear sticky bean is behaving itself. Not so great re thrush, hope you can get a GP appointment soon.

Will stick with the 1000mg EPO and see how this goes. God I feel on such a mission this month already and it's only cd 5

StarkyTheDirewolf · 28/03/2016 12:59

Sorry ni I am here, silently lurking and reading! Missing posting but reaaaally aware of not wanting to be insensitive or get on y'all nerves. I can't settle I to this whole preggers thing yet, I haven't phoned the doctors and I'm still sort of "lalalaaaa-ing" with my fingers in my ears pretending if I don't think about it then I can't be excited/things going wrong won't be frightening.

In other news, I STINK! I am repulsive. Dh got in bed Saturday night, lifted the covers and gagged and whispered tentatively "babe...I think you might have shit yourself...just check" It was not, thank god, an errant poo, just musical smelly toots! But he actually patted my PJ bottoms like you would a baby's nappy to be sure! I am trail blazing like a champ, there's just air constantly escaping from me! And if it's not one end it's coming from the other! I'm a one woman wind bag! Only other thing is I've got oral thrush, which sucks, but is apparently quite common. My entire mouth hurts but the pharmacist couldn't wouldnt give me anything because fucking nothing is licensed for the upduffed, I have to get an appointment with my GP so June then and I'm dribbling like basset hound! I'm so attractive and sexy! 😆

I took epo my last cycle, it did shorten my af by like a day or so I reckon. And I just took one capsule a day till I got the peak/positive opk. Not sure whether it helped either way tbh.

hep I've never once had ewcm since we started ttc. Not a single time. I was beginning to think id imagined having it prior to ttc.

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vixarooni · 28/03/2016 12:37

My period is only three days with spotting on the forth, but this time it was more 2 days with a bit more spotting on the third! That was taking epo, so who knows!

HepKestrel · 28/03/2016 12:00

Don't think I'll take epo again. Haven't noticed any ewcm this month and last.

Feefeefs · 28/03/2016 11:41

Such I had that too. Super short period. I was taking 1500mg once a day. Off it now till AF is due on Friday

Ni4444 · 28/03/2016 11:11

Such that happened to me with the EPO this cycle too. I think it's probably best to start it when AF ends...I reckon that's what I'll do next month. I took 1000 in the morning, 1000 in the evening (cos the first couple of days I took 3000 in one go and got headaches and cramping as it causes the uterus to contract slightly) I wanted to take the higher dose so spreading it across the day worked perfectly. No more headaches!... Just shows how powerful it is that I could feel the response from 3000 though!

Well said Fx 👍

Starky how are you doing? The thread is so quiet without you! We miss you!

FXSkip · 28/03/2016 10:41

Evergreen after 46 days with no sugar, I ate 2 chocolate hobnobs and 5 mini chocolate baketray things. I have not learned right from wrong yet.

FXSkip · 28/03/2016 10:32

Morning ladies, just catching up and of course checking for BFPs! Seems our pre-easter rush is abating though. I have no news to report myself, as usual, but sympathise with snow, confused, ever, kathrino and ipatches. Guys, we've been here since the earlier days of the thread (I've been here since December) and we've cheerfully waved off heaps of grads and we''ve all thought 'when is it going to be my turn?'. I think we feel like we are getting left behind, but there were a bunch of people who were really new here, and we didn't really know their stories - they may have been off BC for ages - or never on it. Lets not get distracted or discouraged because of them - and that's not to say newbies aren't welcome on this thread, of course they are. We've also had whole months where we know we missed FW, either through illness or bad timing or not knowing - so they almost don't even count. Don't beat yourself up about this - we are all in this together, we are all here for the same reason. Sorry for rambling, I don't really know where I'm going with this. Love you all, basically. Thats what I'm trying to say. x

SuchaJem · 28/03/2016 10:25

Morning Easter Smile

EPO chat please. I'm trying for first time this month and my period stopped early - only had it 3 days.

This suits me but wondered if anyone else noticed this?

Am taking 1 capsule a day - 1000mg I think. Is that enough?

iPatches · 28/03/2016 10:00

Morning all. Just checking in. Mixed bag here this weekend - feeling better and had some good quality time with DH, but also feeling like we haven't been lucky this cycle. CD20, 8dpo and no symptoms. Perhaps because I ovulated so early? I don't know. Just feeling rubbish about the whole thing TBH.

Ever - that is deep for a Monday morning. Doesn't it change throughout our lives anyway? I think I become more conscious of the effects my actions have as I get older.

Evergreen17 · 28/03/2016 07:42

Humans. Not human. The lot of us

Evergreen17 · 28/03/2016 07:41

Ni that is too funny GrinGrinGrin bless them. I woke this morning feeling quite philosophical then I look at OH and he has somehow managed to wear his pants inside out again Hmm
So I keep my "at what age do you think human really learn what is right and wrong?" Question to myself

Kwick709 · 28/03/2016 07:31

Ni you have my sympathies... You see I get to choose to do exactly what I want that fits my budget for a holiday... Actually it not looking at all good for this year due to an imminent merger at work, I am holding off booking anything.

I had another God awful night.... Who knew I could have so many different nightmares?
And to top it off the lovely terrace planting my mum did a few weeks ago is looking bedraggled due to the gale blowing outside... I am going to have to brave the elements to see if I can salvage any of the plants. If it is not the squirrels, its the bloody wind!!!!!!!!!

Ni4444 · 27/03/2016 23:41

That's what I reckon too Vix! Weird. Thanks for the suggestion Ever...ttc app number 4 here we come!

Just planning summer holiday with OH who wasn't showing much interest in a sun holiday:
Me: So what kind of holiday do you like?!
OH: I like football
OMG I nearly wet myself laughing! What have I ended up with?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Evergreen17 · 27/03/2016 22:59

You are welcome kwick
I meant mid thirties or plus GrinGrinbut mud thirties might be more appropriate Grin
A night off dtd hep? Not at all!!
Ni I dont trust FF to date my ov day. I use Kindara

vixarooni · 27/03/2016 22:30

I'd agree that you're 3 days past, maybe it's not smart enough to recognise it properly?

vixarooni · 27/03/2016 22:25

This is the only thread I go on!

Ni4444 · 27/03/2016 22:18

Hep very normal when you see as much of Doreen as we do! Enjoy your well earned rest!