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Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 23/03/2016 09:57

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

WE SHALL WIN IN THE GAME OF SPERM MEETS EGG! IT WILL HAPPEN!

Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
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Ni4444 · 29/03/2016 09:20

Kat I'm following your AF lead...due Saturday-Tuesday. FF and Ovia saying different things so I must not get overexcited thinking im late if there's nada going on Sunday. must not get excited, must not get excited

7dpo...Big portion of pineapple this morning!🍍

Haven't a clue about your boobage problem Kat (do you temp? That might tell you something about prog levels), but good idea about the list I reckon

KatOnATinRo0f · 29/03/2016 09:01

Easter SmileEaster GrinEaster SadEaster WinkEaster ShockEaster AngryEaster EnvyEaster BlushEaster HmmEaster BiscuitEaster Confused
Yay we still have the Easter ones!
Shamrock is this one new too??
I have no idea how people are using the iPhone emoticons on here I don't get the option. Oh well

Omg... food in America is amaaaazzzziiiiinnnnggggg my bro lives in Florida and I just want to go out and eat steak and burgers all the time. Wtf do they do to the food to make it taste so good. Full of chemicals. You can buy a 12" pizza from the gas station for like 6 dollars. No wonder they are a bit overweight (and yes it's scary how obese some people are over there but it's just kind of accepted...)

Anyway... If it was wind snow I hope you've trumped it all out. If not then hope you get a BFP!!

Whose testing this week? (Avoiding the list as it seemed to make everyone feel a bit depressed. I think if I post it again I'll leave the grads off... We know there's loads of em.. Sitting there with their bloating and morning sickness!!)

Just looked at ovia and she says I'm supposed to test in 2 days, weirdo. What does she know. No testing over here in this corner!! My boobs haven't swollen up this month and don't hurt. Not sure why. Maybe I didn't ovulate this month? Something to do with progesterone isn't it. Anyone know more about hormones than me?

It's back to work day and it's a tuesdaY.. Another short week wahey. I had an enforced rest day from the gym yesterday hungover so back to it today... Getting that summer/pre pregnancy body in check!

Stark how's the thrush? Any more blog posts? They are hysterical, please keep em coming!!

Feefeefs · 29/03/2016 08:10

I love chipotle snow! You're right the food in America is amazing! I only gained weight once because every other time I got food poisoning! ConfusedEnvy

Back to work today Sadbook

Evergreen17 · 29/03/2016 08:03

Gosh:
Stay away FROM
I didn't gain WEIGHT

Stupid "smart" phone Easter Envy

Evergreen17 · 29/03/2016 08:01

Ni the tint on my AF glasses is usually pitch black. I could take those babies skiing Easter Grin
Snow stay away of the big coffees with pumpkin and cinnamon and all the wonderfully evil stuff they addEaster Confused
I didn't gain wait when I lived in America because the great outdoors is so amazing I did lots of hiking and the rest. I did gain weight moving to London because A) all this different food from Spain B) running for the bus didn't do it Easter Grin
I am on week 1 of couch to 5 k and already on run 1 I felt I was fitter than last year!!!
Starky how are youuuuuuu??!!Easter SmileEaster SmileEaster Smile

I love these bunnies, I wonder why they keep adding emoticons and taking them away, I don't get that many here Easter Hmm

StarkyTheDirewolf · 28/03/2016 23:11

Oh god, you're all so lovely, I'm crying with thanks for your loveliness! (This is another side effect!) Dh says I'm nicer when I'm pregnant, apparently I'm in a generally better mood so far! He is pleased with this development!

snow wind is a good thing! According to dh I'm 90% gas, 10% sass at the moment!

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Snowdog37 · 28/03/2016 22:15

Oh my god maple syrup and fluffy pancakes (with blueberries in so they're totally healthy Easter Wink) is the best breakfast ever! Plus there's a Mexican style fast food type place called Chipotle and it's amazing. The food, all the food, is amazing. I don't know how anyone can diet here and I've already seen some scary obese people, it's bad. I'm overweight already. I need to rein in my eating especially if do get pregnant.

Ni4444 · 28/03/2016 22:11

Ps...before they disappear! Easter Smile Easter Grin Easter Wink Easter Grin

Ni4444 · 28/03/2016 22:10

Snow damn your body for giving you weird symptoms and a bfn! I have given up symptom spotting cos it always seems to relate to AF for me! although I did give the boobs an ol prod yesterday! Hope you manage to survive the next 4/5 days of uncertainty! ... And I hope the sun comes out for you! Stormy and pissing down here too if it's any consolation!

OH is frustrating me big time! Leaving everything to me to sort out, despite me having to do extra work this weekend! (or is it all just AF tinted glasses?! Who the fck knows! I prefer thinking he's being a tosser!)

Evergreen17 · 28/03/2016 22:08

Snow dont cry, have some maple syrup Easter Wink

Snowdog37 · 28/03/2016 21:51

That article was great evergreen 🍰💐

Snowdog37 · 28/03/2016 21:50

Good grief. If all I need is a good fart I'm actually going to cry.

Evergreen17 · 28/03/2016 21:44

Snow you are not out....

Evergreen17 · 28/03/2016 21:43

Island [waves] Easter Smile best of luck with the tests, do some mindfulness to help with nerves. Lots of good energy your way. You are welcome re: article Easter Smile

Feefeefs · 28/03/2016 21:21

Poor snow I've had pains somewhat similar
Before it usually turns out just to be wind for me!! Hopefully sign of something more hopeful for you!

Snowdog37 · 28/03/2016 20:49

Hello ☔️☔️☔️ It's chucking it down here. Ugh. So... I got a bfn yesterday which was probably too early anyway. Today, I have a weird stitch type feeling in my left side, deep in me where I would imagine the left ovary/tube/part of my uterus is. It's not painful as such, but it's there all the time. I'm wondering if it's a cyst? I've not felt anything like it before. Feels like I just ran up 10 flights of stairs (which would never actually happen, I'd be long dead at 5!) or pulled a deep little string of muscle. My boobs are ramping up and are sore mostly on the outside. I really want this month to be it! But I'm bracing myself for af in 4 or 5 days. 😖😜

islandgirl99 · 28/03/2016 20:26

Thanks for the wishes of good luck, you really are all lovely ladies Easter Smile (check those ears!!) i'll update you all afterwards.

kwick we'll be seeing what they recommend on treatments. We're still hopeful that having already conceived once (albeit ending in mc) that we'll be able to manage it again naturally but we figure we should get the tests done to (hopefully) rule out any problems and to also hear what our options are if the nature needs a bit of help to get me to the upduffed stage. We've heard that the waiting list for IVF is about a year anyway, so don't think anything would happen quickly. Thanks also for reminding me that my advancing years aren't beyond hope! You're an inspiration with all your positivity, i still chant your mantra to myself too lol Smile

ever while i'm mentioning advancing years, that was a great article, thanks for sharing

starky loving the blog and i again say please don't leave us!

feefs you're not out till you're out, i've still got fx for you xx

SuchaJem · 28/03/2016 20:02

Downloaded the app Easter Shock

Ooh Easter Smile

Feefeefs · 28/03/2016 19:33

Thanks sucha and hep!

Good luck islandgirl!

SuchaJem · 28/03/2016 19:27

Hope it's not feefs Easter Sad

Good luck at the clinic island

HepKestrel · 28/03/2016 19:17

Sorry feefsEaster Sad

Evergreen17 · 28/03/2016 19:09

Easter SmileEaster GrinEaster SadEaster WinkEaster ShockEaster AngryEaster BlushEaster HmmEaster BiscuitEaster Confused just had to use those babies Easter GrinEaster Grin

Feefeefs · 28/03/2016 19:01

Full on SP mode now. . . . Loose bowels today and feeling very doom and gloom usual signs of imminent AF for me :(

Easter Sad
Pugmummy87 · 28/03/2016 18:20

Ah Starky don't feel as though you are being insensitive, I like hearing about it.

Had a high reading on the clear blue opk yesterday and today. Dtd yesterday. Feeling a bit meh about it this month.

Ni4444 · 28/03/2016 18:20

Lovely to hear from you Stark! Knowing me I will totally be like that.. Freaking out that poppy seed will fall out! How are you keeping busy to keep your mind off the worries?? Re the thrush yeah try live yogurt-they always recommend it for the nether bits so I'm sure it must work and be easier to throw some in the mouth. Hope it helps. (ps they do say that symptoms and side effects are a sign of lots of pg hormones so a strong pregnancy!)

Ps...I think EPO did increase CM....but I still didn't see ecwm! But hey if it didn't stop Stark getting upduffed...!!

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