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Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 23/03/2016 09:57

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

WE SHALL WIN IN THE GAME OF SPERM MEETS EGG! IT WILL HAPPEN!

Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
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Ni4444 · 03/04/2016 21:49

Thank God for mumsnet. Tried to have a conversation with OH about how my boobs are really sore when they usually aren't ("is that supposed to mean something" he says...so I explain AF and bump hormone effect on boobs) then tell him that my bbt is still high ("that's all bullsht"). Then he starts checking the weather to see if he can cycle to work tomorrow! How did they ever woo us?!

SuchaJem · 03/04/2016 21:33

I think it was just being with the lads. He said he didn't mean to like it - which I don't believe. But has really grovelled a lot. He obviously feels really bad.

Meant to be doing smep - not getting any DTD tonight I think that's for sure.

vixarooni · 03/04/2016 21:24

This is looking promising feefs!!

jem what a bum, I hate it when guys do stuff like that, it's quite the confidence knocker isn't it. Hope you can clear it before your anniversary. I'd be telling him everything you're saying here!

Mileymoocow · 03/04/2016 21:10

jem has he explained why he did it? When men get together they have this habit of turning into children and egging each other on, especially on stag do's. I wonder if it was a bravado thing 'for the lads'.

Ni4444 · 03/04/2016 21:01

Sounds lovely Jem! It's such a pain when our mood doesn't fit for a certain event or time...just can't plan for that, can we? I hope you get a good night's sleep and feel a bit better in the morning. Take care of yourself xxx

SuchaJem · 03/04/2016 20:46

ni he defo knows how upset I am, and is very apologetic. We have a spa hotel booked for the night on our anniversary so I need to get over this by then.

Fx feef really hoping to see a bfp tomorrow xx

Kwick709 · 03/04/2016 20:38

sorry ladies - not really equipped to give man advice... have been single since 2007!!!!!!!!!!

crazycatlady there is a a lot of cray-cray over here!!! This TTC malarkey seems to engage all of our crazy genes.

CrazyCatLady2 · 03/04/2016 20:32

Thanks for welcoming me to the thread ladies, seems like a friendly group Smile

I am finding all of the posts reassuring, thought it was just me that was imagining pregnancy symptoms, waiting to test and trawling through lists of baby names already!

Ni4444 · 03/04/2016 20:03

I think we all understand that Jem, but our men won't have a clue about that unless we harp on about it constantly to them! (my fella needs a broken record approach anyway before he'll properly grasp what I say!). I hope you guys have some nice plans for your anniversary to remind you both of that happy time?

SuchaJem · 03/04/2016 19:40

Just feel a bit crushed I think is the word :(

He knows I'm upset and is grovelling but the more I think about it the more upset and cross I feel.

You're all right about the ttc element too - I'm preparing to change my body and need reassurance, not to be made to feel insecure and inadequate :(

Ah dear, not a good start to isw

LovelyFishy · 03/04/2016 19:04

It does look promising. I'm all excited for you now! Grin

Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 19:02

No lovely both ovulation tests will test in the morning. Trying not to get my hopes up

Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 19:01

I can't face another bfn miley!

InspectorPenguin · 03/04/2016 19:01

Ooh, I don't know how you can wait until tomorrow either!

Something is definitely going on - I am excited on your behalf and have my fingers crossed!

LovelyFishy · 03/04/2016 18:59

Feef is that a pregnancy test?

Mileymoocow · 03/04/2016 18:34

feef how do you have the patience to wait until tomorrow??!?!?!

Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 18:14

Also that is the sink not the toilet seat!!!

Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 18:13

This was with a regular strip test haven't used these yet don't think it's a strong positive but defo not a negative either?

Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
Ni4444 · 03/04/2016 17:53

Ooh fingers crossed for you with the frers!!

Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 17:50

Yes it is inspector. I used a boots own brand one yesterday. Bought and twin pack frer this afternoon ni will try one tomorrow morning

Ni4444 · 03/04/2016 17:47

Opks can pick up pregnancy hormones Feefs. Remind me what kind of pregnancy test you used the other day? Maybe worth trying another tomorrow?! ... No harm jumping OH too though! What a headfck this all is!!!

InspectorPenguin · 03/04/2016 17:40

Feefs Is that a picture of the OPK??

Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 17:32

Picture

Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 17:32

Poas- clear blue digital ovulation. But it said big "0" but ejected the stick and looks kinda positive? Will DTD today anyway I think just in case of super delayed ovulation. Although I did get positive opk 17th March but maybe no egg?

Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 17:10

I hate the waiting game ni!

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