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Ttc#1 Lucky no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 07/03/2016 22:50

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

Link to thread 12.
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2580240-Thread-12-TTC-1Trying-is-the-fun-part-said-by-nobody-ever-whos-actually-trying?pg=1&order=

Ttc#1 Lucky  no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the  honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.
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Kwick709 · 21/03/2016 19:30

Thanks hep and kat - I get it now :)

PUPO = pregnant until proven otherwise

confused will you buy some FRER all ready!!! The suspenders is killjng me!!!!

miley ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies. Official test date = tomorrow!!!!!!

starky does your dh have a brother that is single & willing to come down south? Grin

StarkyTheDirewolf · 21/03/2016 19:07

Thank you guys! I'm still gobsmacked and in shock. Dh has become if possible even more over protective...Today's "BABE! LET ME DO THAT!" include carrying a bottle of cordial, shutting the car door...and bending over to pick up a pillow.

Will have to catch up properly on the thread tonight. I left my phone and charger at my dps yesterday so I couldn't do my usual read up before bed and Dh had the tablet! Grin

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Mileymoocow · 21/03/2016 19:05

lyssie I see a line! But it's very faint, I'd definitely do another with fmu but it's looking very promising!

kwick what is pupo? Also when do you test??????

KatOnATinRo0f · 21/03/2016 18:45

Kwick SP is definitely not obvious.... I was talking about it last?? Thread.... That time during the tww where you don't know that you aren't pregnant so you equally could be completely pregnant too. (Like the cat) I said something like... Over the last 8 months I have been pregnant for 4 months.. In 2 week intervals. :-/

I am CD 16 so I am completely SP right now.

Confusedcat1 · 21/03/2016 18:28

On confused update is as follows : Tiny bit of brown discharge today. No af. Cramping, but it feels like ovulation cramps. Like on one side only. Another nearly positive opk but snowy white ic. Still have no real pregnancy tests. I'll find out sooner or later anyway LOL

Confusedcat1 · 21/03/2016 18:19

I can't see anything lyssie but I'm also the wrong person to ask because I can never see anything unless it's blazingly obvious hahaha xxxx fingers crossed for tomorrow's test

And jem im rooting for you so much as you put so much soul into it this month xxx

SuchaJem · 21/03/2016 17:56

I can see something lyssie! Hope this little light gets stronger :)

Nothing to report today. I've stopped weeping so that's a plus. I just want my big fat fucking positive so much this month Shamrock

islandgirl99 · 21/03/2016 17:14

starky congragulations!! Star Star i am DELIGHTED for you, what wonderful news!! Grin Grin Grin

It really was lucky thread #13 for you! xx

I'm still amazed by your dh's nose - i thought smelling ovulation was impressive but smelling pregnancy too??! Just think of the money we could all save on sticks if all our other halves were so talented!

HepKestrel · 21/03/2016 16:49

SP = schrodinger pregnancy (aka tww)

Kwick709 · 21/03/2016 16:40

lyssie I can see something on first photo - but it is very faint. Do you have another FRER for tomorrow am?

hep ask me know questions I will tell you no lies! I am still PUPO.

What is SP? I know it must be something obvious but brain not working...

HepKestrel · 21/03/2016 16:38

hmm..... Lyssie again i think i see something, but not 100% either.

you will have to wait and test again i am afraid

LisaTheGreek · 21/03/2016 16:22

Lyssie - it took a bit of squinting, but I think I can see something.

Have to say, I'm not 100% sure though, sorry.

Hopefully someone with better eyes than me will be along shortly!

Lyssie · 21/03/2016 16:09

Here it is inverted.

Ttc#1 Lucky  no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the  honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.
Lyssie · 21/03/2016 16:07

Can anyone else see this?!

Ttc#1 Lucky  no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the  honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.
Lyssie · 21/03/2016 16:03

...possible faint positive on FRER this am... 11dpo. Will post pics shortly!

Flashinthepan · 21/03/2016 14:13

Here's to not being productive at work Hep! I think I'm in the 2WW but trying not to think about it, which is actually working fine. Mainly browsing for stuff to buy that I don't need which happily whiles away the time.

HepKestrel · 21/03/2016 13:44

currently cd7

expect to ovulate between cd11 and cd15. Doreen is away on work until cd10 (possibly cd9).... and then away again from cd15 .... Really hope we catch the window!
going to start opk after work today.

We visited friends with a 2yr old boy yesterday. OH was playing with him (pretending to drink out of mini tea cups etc...). All I could think of was what a good father OH would be...

So now i am just pre-FW impatient!!!

congratulations to any BFP i missed ! fx to those with SPs! Happy horizontal-tangoing to those already in FW and Chocolate and Wine to those with arsehole fucknuts visiting.

I am not being productive at work again....

kwick ???

LovelyFishy · 21/03/2016 13:18

The suspense is intense for us, it must be double for you!! Go get a test! I want to hear more BFP's! Grin

Confusedcat1 · 21/03/2016 11:34

Still no af, spotting stopped, still don't have any tests :p

SuchaJem · 21/03/2016 10:20

Thanks fxskip

Still nothing today except extreme emotional turbulence! And sore boobs.

Any news from confused?

FXSkip · 21/03/2016 09:52

Starky I am so chuffed for you mate, I actually cried a little bit!! I can't wait to see your upduffedness progress on here/blog. Really made my day.

Lyssie fx for you, jem don't forget nothing means anything. FX for you x

HepKestrel · 21/03/2016 05:22

Fx lyssie

Lyssie · 21/03/2016 01:31

I feel weird this time around! 10dpo and usually I'm feeling like murdering my handsome and wonderful spouse at this time... But I'm not moody at all, and my only symptom is sensitive nips.

IrregularCommentary · 21/03/2016 01:10

I've not been checking in as I've been out a lot, but so happy to catch up on all the BFPs!!

Starky I KNEW this was your month!

Confusedcat1 · 20/03/2016 21:59

Not out until you're out jem xxxx