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Ttc#1 Lucky no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 07/03/2016 22:50

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

Link to thread 12.
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2580240-Thread-12-TTC-1Trying-is-the-fun-part-said-by-nobody-ever-whos-actually-trying?pg=1&order=

Ttc#1 Lucky  no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the  honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.
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HepKestrel · 10/03/2016 07:14

Flowers snow. Hope you have fully recovered from jet lag as well now

Snowdog37 · 10/03/2016 01:11

A quick and still jet lagged hello from me! Gorgeous sunny day 🌞 But I've been wiped out by American Aunt Flo (the bitch). Horrible heavy period with cramps like you wouldn't believe. Assuming travel f'ed me up. So onto the next bus please... Testing around April 2nd I think.

Haven't caught up with this thread at all... Might take a while...

KatOnATinRo0f · 09/03/2016 23:46

I haven't read anything and can't as tired but lol at Starks last comment. That is literally the funniest thing I have read today
Hahahahahhahah

Go jem go!!!!!!

SuchaJem · 09/03/2016 22:21

/lasoos DH

StarkyTheDirewolf · 09/03/2016 21:52

I'd agree that's a positive! Go, go go! Deploy breast missiles and submarine vag! 🚢

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SuchaJem · 09/03/2016 21:45

Okay I think this is as positive as it's going to get, what do you think?

Please excuse my zebra.

Ttc#1 Lucky  no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the  honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.
StarkyTheDirewolf · 09/03/2016 20:44

We could have DWNP? Dance with no pants? Grin But then I just start quoting anchorman, great Odin's raven! By the beard of Zeus!

I can't start creating a blog yet because Dh is eating pasta and wittering about black holes and Steven Hawking and how can he know what's in the universe because nobody's ever been to the universe, so why does everybody listen to him?!

I despair. I tried "probably because hes really clever and like, understands it and stuff, babe" but he didnt shut up, so I'm nodding and doing what my Grandma taught me which is 'If you can't be nice, be vague!"

I knew it was a bad idea to let him listen to the radio at night. We've only just got past the "giant angels which were aliens used to live on earth before people did" phase. He's banned from watching unapproved by me YouTube documentaries now.

Ttc#1 Lucky  no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the  honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.
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Ni4444 · 09/03/2016 20:36

Tiny don't feel that you have go...but I understand sometimes needing to take a step back from all of this. You do what you need to do. If you need to rant or ask questions (or just lurk) you know where we are!
Ever I don't imagine I could ever tolerate not having kids. But OH does say stuff like "it might not happen". His nonchalant indifference kills me!! But in reality I think it would kill him if we couldn't have kids...so I have to remember that what he says and how he says it does not always reflect how he feels inside

Fx I'm so glad your cat arrived home!! What a worry they can be how will we handle kids?!

ipatches Thank goodness AF has arrived and at least you're not in limboland anymore! Now eat, drink and make the most of it while it insists on being here!!

SuchaJem · 09/03/2016 20:30

canters that's sweet your nurse said that :) that would totally get me too.

miley wahhhh bet that feels like a lifetime! Good thing you've had one to see little bean

vix doing this deed. Can't think about it as dancing?!

raspberry doing the dirty is MUCH better!!

ipatches massive hug for you lovey

starky where's the link to your blog??

Confusedcat1 · 09/03/2016 20:20

jamjar so happy to find another person who can't use public toilets Grin I am exactly the same.

Jamjar12 · 09/03/2016 20:17

It was an accident Hep, damn them and their super fertile private parts!

I never use public toilets (yes, I basically spend my life with a uti) but I had to pee at work today 3 times. Which meant I also had to fend off constant remarks that I was upduffed :(

Thanks to everyone for your kind, friendly words, both to me and other members. It means a lot that we're all in this together!

Confusedcat1 · 09/03/2016 20:11

Can we call your blog Starky's Sparkles? Grin

StarkyTheDirewolf · 09/03/2016 20:08

Awwww ipatches I'm sorry mate Wine Flowers

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RaeSkywalker · 09/03/2016 20:05

ipatches Flowers

StarkyTheDirewolf · 09/03/2016 20:00

Oh God, the pressure to be amusing and interesting on a blog! just kidding, I'm loving this, im sat here preening and lapping up praise like a kitten here Grin

I shall set forth to making a blog, kat told me to use wordpress so ill get on it as soon as Dh goes to work.

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HepKestrel · 09/03/2016 19:55

ipatches sorry Flowers

iPatches · 09/03/2016 19:53

Quick update: officially on the express train out of LimboLand - AF has arrive with quite a bang today. Which is good because we can move on (cycle day ONE!!), but bad because it means I had a 34-day cycle with zero success.

RaeSkywalker · 09/03/2016 19:53

I thought is was 'doing the dirty'! Blush

No AF yet... Angry

Lyssie · 09/03/2016 19:48

Singing the Starky blog petition!!!
Seriously, you have such a way of telling stories. I would read your blog everyday!

RaspberryLeafTea · 09/03/2016 19:34

I always read it as doing the dirty and then mentally correct myself to doing the deed. Not a big fan of dance or dust either.

HepKestrel · 09/03/2016 19:34

vix yes i think i am just really noticing pre-period shiz this month.

Mileymoocow · 09/03/2016 19:31

vix I see it as doing the deed. But I don't dance or dust, they make me cringe too much I almost turn inside out

vixarooni · 09/03/2016 19:30

I found on my first cycle I needed to step back a bit and re evaluate. I was so sensitive to symptom spotting I was noticing pre period shiz I'd not really noticed before.

DTD - is this doing the deed or doing the dance? I always thought dance, but deed makes way more sense!

Mileymoocow · 09/03/2016 19:24

jem we have to wait til 12 weeks here Sad

I'm also signing the starky must start a blog petition.

HepKestrel · 09/03/2016 19:19

hi tiny we all get too personal here! don't worry about it ! But if you need to step back for you... then we understand. fx for you.

I personally am loving this thread for an outlet for my crazy lady thoughts!

welcome raspberry !