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Ttc#1 Lucky no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 07/03/2016 22:50

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

Link to thread 12.
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2580240-Thread-12-TTC-1Trying-is-the-fun-part-said-by-nobody-ever-whos-actually-trying?pg=1&order=

Ttc#1 Lucky  no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the  honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.
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Kwick709 · 13/03/2016 13:55

canters I too have been having loads of vit c each day! I thought you name was to do with horses... Confused I imagine you as being an able horse rider :)

StarkyTheDirewolf · 13/03/2016 13:43

I think I'm somewhere between 8-10 dpo. Just feeling like af will show up next week tbh. No real hope for this cycle now. That sounds all defeatist! Just checked ovia and I'm cd 27.

cat I'm the same, usually by now I've got crazy painful boobs, but they're just slightly tender if I poke them! Have got my usual back spots though blergh

Going to go get in the bath, wash my hair and have a chill for a bit!

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Confusedcat1 · 13/03/2016 13:16

I'm 5dpo. I couldn't feel less pregnant if I tried. Also my crazy boob pain that I have every cycle between ov and af isn't there either! So I don't even have that to give me hope.

Where is my gin?

Jamjar12 · 13/03/2016 13:09

....And suddenly vitamin C tablets are out of stock everywhere as mum'snetters rush to the shops.... Haha!

The urge to POAS is so strong right now but at only 8dpo, it's pretty pointless. DH is away for a few days next week and it's going to fall on the day AF is due. So I'm either going to be sticking my head in a B&J tub with wine and watching Netflix alone or climbing the walls waiting for him to come home so I can test...

IrregularCommentary · 13/03/2016 12:46

Congratulations canters - what great news!

Moggysinger · 13/03/2016 12:30

Yessssss congrats canters!!! Flowers

Ni4444 · 13/03/2016 11:30

Cheers love! Wink

Confusedcat1 · 13/03/2016 11:02

Congrats canters!!!! Flowers

StarkyTheDirewolf · 13/03/2016 10:52

Congratulations canters that's a lovely strong line there! 🎊🎉🍰💐🍼👑

starkydirewoolf.wordpress.com this is the link ni will work on getting some new entries up this week!

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Ni4444 · 13/03/2016 10:45

Stark I didn't manage to subscribe (think I need to be on an actual computer for the follow button to come up...I will do that soon, but in the meantime....could you repost the link please?!)

Ni4444 · 13/03/2016 10:43

What a line Canters! Congrats!!! 🎉 How many dpo are you? Vitamin C, eh?! here we go again! Oh and cocktails you said?! Done!! 😉

Don't worry ladies, I'm not listening to Ovia...I just think she's a hoot!

Enjoy the hols Ever! 😎

ElleSarcasmo · 13/03/2016 10:12

Congratulations Canters! That's lovely news! Flowers what a lovely Christmas present!

Peaches8Posies · 13/03/2016 10:10

Morning ladies. Been a bit awol trying to get some house stuff sorted while I can be bothered.

Wow we can gab haha.

canters yeah! Congratulations! I too had less symptoms now I'm a bit worried. Boobs are getting a bit tender now. Does the symptom spotting ever stop haha. A little bundle of joy just before Christmas 😊

Ladies, fingers crossed the holidays/FW prove successful. Hot tub should be amazing!

starky I shall be logging in to your blog later with my cuppa looking forward to it.

Hope everyone is well 😊

LisaTheGreek · 13/03/2016 10:06

Congrats, Canters, that's wonderful news! So happy for you! Thanks

Keeping my fingers crossed for you Kwick!

Mooseville · 13/03/2016 09:58

Whooo!!! Congrats canters Great news for a sunny Sunday Morning!

Evergreen15 · 13/03/2016 09:55

Hi ladies!!
Sorry I am a little busy enjoying a little holiday which happens to meet with FW/ISW Grin
I am trying to read every once in a while but I shall come back to you fully in a couple of days, cant wait to follow more of your TTC adventures Smile

Canters15 · 13/03/2016 09:48

The only thing different that I did this cycle was take 1000mcg vitamin c a day after a poster on the js thread did the same on her last cycle prior to iui and got a bfp....might just be coincidence but I figured it couldn't help! I also spent most of fertile week in Malta where I drank a lot of cocktails.....

It's a cliche but I have had less symptoms on this cycle then on other cycles where I haven't been preg. Literally the only thing different is I have a patch of eczema below my eyebrow and I have never had eczema before in my life.....! I only tested because of yesterday's opk.

Vix- I don't live there anymore sadly! I picked the name as lived there with friends for a few months before I moved in with DH...lovely place.

Kwick, it's going to be ok- you are pregnant until proven otherwise! Keeping everything crossed we are both giving birth at end of November.

Kwick709 · 13/03/2016 09:30

I think I need to practice what I preach, so here goes:
I am pregnant
I am nuturing a lovely healthy baby
I am in perfect time for everything

vixarooni · 13/03/2016 09:30

Ovia doesn't work out too bad for me, but then I'm regular, ovulate on day 15 etc. I use it as a guide to my impending fertile week and then my temperature for the confirmation. If your periods are a bit more tricky I can see it being a disaster.

Any symptoms canters? P.s your name doesn't relate to where you live does it?

Kwick709 · 13/03/2016 09:27

canters I am sooooo pleased! Congratulations my lovely!!!!! That is such a strong line! Star

Jamjar12 · 13/03/2016 09:26

Aww Canters!!! Congratulations! Now tell us exactly what you did so we can all copy you ; )

Canters15 · 13/03/2016 09:13

Thanks guys.

Re ovia: I deleted the smug bitch earlier this month which I am now cross about because I would have liked to be all in your face, biatch! I don't think ovia helped at all and just made me more stressed.

Pinklily1 · 13/03/2016 08:38

Congratulations Canters! A lovely strong line!

vixarooni · 13/03/2016 08:32

Yay congratulations canters!!! Awesome line (Bed cover looks familiar!)

Canters15 · 13/03/2016 07:43

Lucky cycle 5!