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Ttc#1 Lucky no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 07/03/2016 22:50

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

Link to thread 12.
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2580240-Thread-12-TTC-1Trying-is-the-fun-part-said-by-nobody-ever-whos-actually-trying?pg=1&order=

Ttc#1 Lucky  no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the  honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.
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LaraG13 · 19/03/2016 09:27

Oh wow! Just thought I'd check in and you're preggo starky! How many cycles was that in the end? Awesome news. 💐💐 I remember how quickly the excitement turns to total panic about it being sticky!

Congrats to all BFPs and condolences for all AFs. Hope everyone is OK.

I've been feeling/being sick for 4 weeks but have an early reassurance scan tomorrow (8+4) which is very exciting/terrifying.

IndiX · 19/03/2016 09:10

Morning ladies, I have been quietly creeping and seeing how you're all getting on.
Congratulations Starky!!! I knew you were upduffed this month but didn't want to post and jinx it. I'm so happy for youGrin
Anyone else testing today or this weekend? Can't wait to see you all on the grads thread

Jamjar12 · 19/03/2016 09:06

Omg Starky!!!! I'm so pleased for you!!

RaeSkywalker · 19/03/2016 08:57

YES Starky!! So pleased for you. Flowers

If it helps, I'm still getting cramps and I'm just over 6 weeks. My GP said they're normal- just watch out for blood. Apparently it should settle at about week 8.

Mooseville · 19/03/2016 08:54

OMG! Starky YES!!!!!!!! Congratulations!!!!!!!

Pyxie · 19/03/2016 08:53

Omg starky congratulations!!!!

What a cracking line!

StarkyTheDirewolf · 19/03/2016 08:50

Holy fucking fuckballs and Jesus Christ on a bike! 🙊🙉🙈

I MADE A HUMAN WITH MY GENITALS! ! Well, not quite! A blastocyst which has settled briefly! Doreen and Hugh done did good! Fuck! I am having ALL of the emotions!

I still feel like I'm about to get af, cramps and what not! I hope it doesn't fall out! Now I'm scared it's going to fall out! Oh Lord!

Ttc#1 Lucky  no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the  honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.
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HepKestrel · 19/03/2016 08:21

kwick I'd take off the suspenders if were you Wink

This is more nerve wracking than staring at my own poas!!!

Confusedcat1 · 19/03/2016 08:16

I thought you were testing this morning xxx

Kwick709 · 19/03/2016 07:57

in a rash moment I kinda may have promised my boss I would use her name as a middle name

RaeSkywalker · 19/03/2016 07:55

Yep I know what you mean Kwick. I suspect that it could make the long list, but not the short list.

Kwick709 · 19/03/2016 07:55

Yes cat how may I help you?

Confusedcat1 · 19/03/2016 07:52

kwick???? starky!!!?????

Kwick709 · 19/03/2016 07:43

Sorry it might be a diminutive not superlative....you know like Harrison (I like) becomes Harry (I like not).

Kwick709 · 19/03/2016 07:42

pug just reading your news (I fell asleep at ipad yesterday trying to get caught up) I am so sorry Flowers

starky are you going to test? The suspenders is killing me.... I am just about to go on to page 28....

rae I am not sure about Ren... My name has that at the end... Hard to create a superlative without making it sound like an indigestion tablet....

HepKestrel · 19/03/2016 07:17

Fx kwick and starky!!!

Jamjar12 · 19/03/2016 06:48

Fingers crossed Kwick!!!!!

RaeSkywalker · 19/03/2016 04:37

Kwick I have everything crossed for you!

RaeSkywalker · 19/03/2016 04:36

Kwick Ren is Han Solo's son (the evil one). So pronounced the same as Wren but spelled differently. I'm taking it easy for me exercise-wise, I've just done a weights class so far this week and in theory will go spinning later today. I've developed insomnia this week and have been awake since 3am so might not though!

Starky - it can't hurt to POAS?

kavanaughkj · 19/03/2016 00:11

Ooo. Will be keeping fingers crossed for you both, Starky and Kwick :) I'm expecting a positive ovulation test myself tomorrow ... wouldn't you know it, right as hubby goes away for a weekend!

I'm 37, Jem, though only just. I met DH pretty late on and have never been with anybody else long term; he's pretty young though in comparison so I'm hoping his youth will help balance out my age!

SincerelyRosie · 18/03/2016 22:31

So after a total of 4 positive ovulations tests this cycle. AF has arrived on CD51. I had a high soft cervix before so nothing followed it's previous cycles. Have an appointment on Monday for an internal scan & DH has his appointment too.

I don't know how some of you have done this for so long. I'm only on cycle 3 (since October) & I'm already at my wit end!!

congrats to all the BFPs & good luck to all those on the 2WW!!

StarkyTheDirewolf · 18/03/2016 22:26

Oh kwick I've got my fingers and toes all crossed for you so much! 🐛

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Kwick709 · 18/03/2016 22:07

I am here my lovelies!!!! Thanks for thinking of me! I was away with work since Tuesday pm and I just could not keep up! It has been an intense week - but good as I had little time to think about 2ww, although I did take executive decision to start testing tomorrow... Gulp! That way I have weekend to process a bfn if it works out that way.

Kwick709 · 18/03/2016 21:55

Well done on doing tests snowdog

Woohoo jamjar!!!!!! Congrats!!

Kwick709 · 18/03/2016 21:49

Congratulations cailler!!!!!!

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