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Ttc#1 Lucky no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 07/03/2016 22:50

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

Link to thread 12.
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2580240-Thread-12-TTC-1Trying-is-the-fun-part-said-by-nobody-ever-whos-actually-trying?pg=1&order=

Ttc#1 Lucky  no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the  honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.
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KatOnATinRo0f · 19/03/2016 14:31

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That is how happy I am for you starky. But you'd better not flipping leave me! Haha!! Halo

StarkyTheDirewolf · 19/03/2016 13:54

Thanks you guys! You're all so lovely! Shedding a tear here! 😊

But like jam said, I've had all my normal pre af stuff. No indication of anything else! If I hadn't done that opk I'd still be thinking of was 99% out! Still kind of do! It's the oddest feeling! No symptoms or even usual pms symptoms don't never mean you're out! You're not out till Flowdermort shows up!

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ElleSarcasmo · 19/03/2016 13:52

Ooohh...I've been off for a few days (work crazy this week) and this happens!

Huge congratulations Jam and Starky!! So pleased for you!
Flowers Flowers Flowers and everything crossed for sticky beans!!

Jem not too much tww to go now! I felt nauseous today (cd25) so started feeling excited so took a test with non-FMU...bfn unsurprisingly! No star for me this month!

kavanaughkj · 19/03/2016 12:16

Huge congrats Starky! What fabulous news ... and your hubby's nose is uncanny!! So happy for you. :) Star Star Star Star

Canters15 · 19/03/2016 12:02

Starky!!!!! Congrats!!!!! This is amazing news!!!!

Kwick709 · 19/03/2016 11:54

Bugger underline did not work Envy

Kwick709 · 19/03/2016 11:53

Wow starky your dh is amazeballs too! You are absolutely NOT allowed to leave the thread (but permission may be granted for you to move to grads thread as well).

Peaches8Posies · 19/03/2016 11:44

starky's dh and that nose!! Hahaha congratulations again. 🙌🙌 xx

Hope you ladies are all well, won't be long and you'll all be hoping over to the grads 😊 xx

iPatches · 19/03/2016 11:39

Hmm I'm thinking it's pretty darn close to being positive. My cycle is clearly all over the place.

SuchaJem · 19/03/2016 11:28

starky please stay! It won't feel right without you.

jam that's music to my ears right now. I'm 9dpo and not got very much to go on. I've been emotional this week but our landlord is kicking us out, I've got a big spot on my jaw which usually means AF coming. Not much to report from the boob department - slightly tender today but nothing to write home about. Pink Pad says AF due Tuesday, think she might be right.

ipatches I had darkening lines for two days. Was convinced it was positive for three days and insisted we DTD each time. DH thought I was crying mr wolf 🙄

iPatches · 19/03/2016 11:24

Starky - I am absolutely delighted for you, congratulations!

I'm CD11ish (not entirely sure as had spotting before AF arrived 5 days late...). I have been trying to OPK but have been getting home from work late so haven't had the chance to test much before 8-9pm. I'm not working today so took one at 11am - the line is pretty dark but I'm not convinced it's as dark as the control line yet.

Do you usually get a "build up" before you get a positive OPK? I can't remember what I've seen in previous months.

Jamjar12 · 19/03/2016 11:19

I'm the same Starky, AF is due today or tomorrow and I kept checking! I was thinking it was a shame I had so many unused ICs left but they've been brilliant to keep me sane each day. Desperate for DH to come home tomorrow to actually talk about it!

Still don't really have symptoms, tired but that's normal by this time in the week. My boobs are still tender but I probably wouldn't have noticed it if I wasn't on high alert. I really thought there'd be full on symptoms by the time AF was due! So I'd definitely say no symptoms doesn't necessarily mean BFN yet for people!

StarkyTheDirewolf · 19/03/2016 10:58

Well I won't be leaving just yet! I'm stopping with you guys for a while longer, if thats ok! It's not sunk in yet and I'm still half convinced af will arrive this week and be like "Ahaaaaa fooled ya!"

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twinkydink · 19/03/2016 10:53

But who is going to come up with the thread titles now?!

twinkydink · 19/03/2016 10:53

Starky I am soooooo happy for you! Flowers What a nice first post to read this morning, so exciting!!!

StarkyTheDirewolf · 19/03/2016 10:46

Thanks so much guys! I'm a bit in the gobsmacked area at the moment! But now sooo much shit makes sense this week! I put it down it all being in my head! But I can smell EVERYTHING! But had all my normal pms stuff.

Weirdly, Dh came in at about 5 am, and when he got into bed I woke up briefly and he said "I can smell you, you smell lovely, I think you're pregnant" so his nose knows! He's still asleep but ill tell him properly later on! 😁

From December 6th to now, I'm still in cycle 3! How ages does that seem?!
Really hope it's a sticky one. This is scary as balls!

Only thing I did differently was chill out a bit, dtd as much as possible and I took epo from the beginning until Dh said I was ovulating!

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HepKestrel · 19/03/2016 10:24

starky excellent!!!!!StarStarStar

SuchaJem · 19/03/2016 10:21

Hello grads hope you're all doing well, good luck with scans xx

Kwick709 · 19/03/2016 10:15

confusedcat you were not confused.

SuchaJem · 19/03/2016 10:14

staaaaaaarky hurrah your preggo!!! Massive congratulations that is wonderful news!!

That's really such lovely thing to wake up to this morning, so so so chuffed for you. How's your oh feeling?!

Kwick709 · 19/03/2016 10:14

OMG starky!!!!! Congratulations!!!! That is wonderful news!!!Star Star Star Star Star Star Star Star

LisaTheGreek · 19/03/2016 10:08

Fucking yes, Starky! Get in!

So, so pleased for you! Amazing news! StarStarStarStarStarStarStarStar

Kathrino · 19/03/2016 09:37

Woohoo! Huge congrats Starky!!

Evergreen15 · 19/03/2016 09:35

Congratulations starky ! SmileGrinThanksGrinSmileStarStarStar

Evergreen15 · 19/03/2016 09:34

Starky what the f>|^]!! GrinGrinGrin