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Thread 10 ttc#1 The one where we're all really bored of hormones, the tww and cervical mucus or Why is my eggo not preggo!?

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 07/02/2016 17:39

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird/Ovibitch) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 10, Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, I have been dubbed the resident piss stick queen loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

Thread 10 ttc#1 The one where we're all really bored of hormones,  the tww and cervical mucus or Why is my eggo not preggo!?
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latinata · 09/02/2016 23:29

Bummer. My internet connection is too slow to upload it! You'll have to wait...

KatOnATinRo0f · 09/02/2016 23:26

Can't. See. Pic ???

latinata · 09/02/2016 23:24

This, my friends, is the shell tap in my hotel bathroom. Is it only because I am TTC that it looks like a GIANT FANNY?!

Had. To. Share.

latinata · 09/02/2016 23:18

Ladies, I'm on hols so resisting the temptation to check mumsnet not gonna be posting much, but needed to check in! Cd8, AF just about buggering off. BUT I needed to share a picture with you all.

KatOnATinRo0f · 09/02/2016 23:11

:-O but but but!!! I dont have logos. anyone get logos from iPhone?? if not then i think I will take the cake. Cake

StarkyTheDirewolf · 09/02/2016 23:02

kats stats that's fucking immense!! I love it!

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ZazzlesTheCat2 · 09/02/2016 23:01

Haha love it lill

Or 🤓 ✏️ ✅

LillianFullStop · 09/02/2016 22:49

How's this? 📈 or 📊 ? :P

Lyssie · 09/02/2016 22:44

I would sooo make you a logo if I had skills!

KatOnATinRo0f · 09/02/2016 22:42

am loving Kat's-Stats. Kind of like Starky Star but i dont have a logo :(

KatOnATinRo0f · 09/02/2016 22:41

stardust yeah i found it. there are so many threads!
who posted the link to that AIBU one earlier on? i read the whole thing.... I think i'll just chill out about TTC for now so I dont have to worry about all the rest of it!!
im 28.

stardusty5 · 09/02/2016 22:38

Sorry for the multiple posts but i'm on the app so can't refer to the thread to do a long post!

Cd5 here and AF is running out of steam! Looking forward to starting opking tomorrow though i don't think i'll ovulate until around cd20 ish. Interested to see how my levels look throughout the cycle. Going to aim to check at around teatime when i get in from work, and maybe add in a lunchtime check when i start to see CM changes.

Oh and i bought preseed after reading about it so much here!

In summary, 2 months in and i am clearly militant. Don't tell DH.

Lyssie · 09/02/2016 22:35

Yeah, Kats-stats is what I like to call them... They give a sense of inclusion and hopefulness. "Someday, I'll join that percentage!"

LillianFullStop · 09/02/2016 22:33

I think our time will come soon kat! You're right! Their success is our success :P love that you keep track of the percentage and hit rate lol!

AliceScarlett · 09/02/2016 22:33

30

stardusty5 · 09/02/2016 22:29

28 here meadow

stardusty5 · 09/02/2016 22:28

kat i think it went..! Something like 'do you know a secret that you can't tell anybody'.
Some people knew things about celebrities which is why it probably got deleted! Mumsnet has got all the goss haha!

Pugmummy87 · 09/02/2016 22:26

Meadow I am 29. DH is about to turn 31.

I'm hoping our anniversary on the 19th will be a sober one for me too!

KatOnATinRo0f · 09/02/2016 22:26

lillian that was lovely! I'm sorry you had a mc :( hopefully this time will stick for you!! and testing this week, hurrah!!
and yes, i am genuinely really happy and pleased to see all of our lovely thread-mates BFPs. (i see them as group BFPs so i can pretend its me haha)

KatOnATinRo0f · 09/02/2016 22:24

stardusty what is this secrets thread???? i want to be in on secrets!!

StarkyTheDirewolf · 09/02/2016 21:50

I'm 29, 30 in June like yvonne hoping it will be a sober celebration! Got married last May, decided to start ttc in December. Dh is 37. He's just gone to work so I'm watching Jonathan Creek on netflix with the dogs. Coco seems to have forgiven me for the vets visit this morning!

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ZazzlesTheCat2 · 09/02/2016 21:49

feef 2 week fw you poor thing! Shock

meadow I'm 31

LillianFullStop · 09/02/2016 21:37

meadow I'm 36

Feefeefs · 09/02/2016 21:35

I'm 28

Holly300 · 09/02/2016 21:32

Meadow I'm 31 x