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Thread 10 ttc#1 The one where we're all really bored of hormones, the tww and cervical mucus or Why is my eggo not preggo!?

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 07/02/2016 17:39

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird/Ovibitch) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 10, Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, I have been dubbed the resident piss stick queen loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

Thread 10 ttc#1 The one where we're all really bored of hormones,  the tww and cervical mucus or Why is my eggo not preggo!?
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rebeccajones · 13/02/2016 09:18

I think I got confused about being a grad. I am ttc baby 1 and this is my first cycle. I know there are acronyms for that. Bit about me

  • live in south east London
  • I run a small business doing IT Sourcing. Which basically means doing big IT deals for companies. Anyone who is interested in what that is message me but I will presume the details would send people to sleep!

I am 32 and my OH is 28 and we met when I was 28 and he was 24. This is the first time he has said he actually wants to start trying.

I had a break down 2 years ago and the road to recovery has been long and slow and hard. I am still suffering anxiety etc but am trying to control everything so that I can calmly ttc.

ZazzlesTheCat2 · 13/02/2016 08:44

😂😂😂 That's hilarious choc!
You took the dream away for me with the melons thing tho! Next time dream we're having cute squishy babies! 😂

Chocaholic88 · 13/02/2016 08:38

I had a dream you were pregnant last night zazzles 😂😂 I checked my phone and you had posted in here about it. Then I went to visit our labour ward and all the babies were cantaloupe melons... random!! 😂🙈🙊

ZazzlesTheCat2 · 13/02/2016 08:22

Thanks for the updated katstats 📊📈 kat!
I'm kidding myself if I think I'm going to hold out to the 20th 😂 I'll try though!

ZazzlesTheCat2 · 13/02/2016 08:17

Morning indi! I don't think there's a lot of news (sorry to anyone I've missed!)
choc has her scan on 23rd Feb and the rest of us are hoping our eggo gets preggo!

So 5-6 dpo for me today. Cramps are mostly gone but I'm sooooo windy! Seriously, how my DH thinks I'm attractive enough to poke his willy my way I'll never know!!! I'm gross right now.
Relatively sore nips still here but it's probably normal for me this time of month (actually I think it's a bit earlier).
Waiting for phantom egg to nest itself in the next day or two fx

IndiX · 13/02/2016 07:51

Hi ladies! How is everyone getting on? Any news?
Haven't had a chance to catch up as you move so fast, will try have a read through now xx

ElleSarcasmo · 13/02/2016 07:46

Hope the 6th cycle is the charm for you Kwick 🍀

Miley 6 weeks! That has gone quick.

No plans for Valentine's Day here. We might go to the cinema. We're not the most romantic couple though!

How many dpo are you Lyssie?

ElleSarcasmo · 13/02/2016 07:36

Ooh cat cafe in Leicester! We go up there a bit to visit family so will have to check it out.

Choco Sad about your SIL. Facebook slagging of your children's father is not cool. Hope she bucks up her ideas.

I'm in Worcs Kat, it is beautiful Smile. Good point about the dog cafe!! I was imagining snuggling little pugs on your lap but not sure I'm that keen to have my leg humped!

Great KatsStats!

Your jobs all sound so cool and interesting! I'd love to know which magazine it is Choc! I ❤️ my dentist Kat! I'm a dr, don't judge me for my lack of fertility knowledge! Blush in a totally unrelated specialty, happy to message people which one but posted a thread about where to live which would totally out me to anyone I know!

Explodicated is a great word Choco!

Trying not to think about body changes too much. I already have loads of puberty stretch marks so will prob have loads more. I put on weight quite easily but am quite naturally muscular (sturdy you might say!) so do tone up quickly with exercise.

Welcome Moose!

Fx for you testing today Snow!

Kwick709 · 13/02/2016 07:12

kat ace kat stats!!!!!

Kwick709 · 13/02/2016 07:09

suchajem the complete fucker is that nearly all the symptoms of being upduffed ARE THE SAME as the pre-af ones...so unfair

I had an awful dream last night - fortunately I was able to wake myself up before it got too bad but it really interrupted my night. Now I hav just been woken again with my alarm to take my nasal spray... Going to try and settle down again and sleep some more.

Lyssie · 13/02/2016 05:48

Okay, new thing... Been trying not to symptom spot but I've got a strange case of the weepy-tits! My breasts feel strange. My nipples are really sensitive and one nipple(left) is considerably larger!!!!

Lyssie · 13/02/2016 03:53

Good luck starky! One more week to wait and see (: I feel like you deserve it, as the spearhead of our gaggle of females.

What does everyone do for a living? I'm always curious what we all do when we're not just trying to make babies. (:

KatOnATinRo0f · 13/02/2016 03:31

rebecca I'm sorry if i missed you!! are you a grad??? please let me know and i can alter the katstats!!

stardusty5 · 12/02/2016 23:36

Hello all, just checking in. Hope youre all doing well!

Currently cd9 and really hate the proliferative tww! Plan was to dtd every other day up until fw but it all seems so pointless, and not even any symptoms to spot!
Enjoying opking as at least it gves me something to track each day. All v low, barely there lines so far which is to be expected.

StarkyTheDirewolf · 12/02/2016 23:29

Thanks kat nearly 14 dpo. Only a week till af is supposed to arrive! Sore GIANT boobs, weepy as a weeping thing, everything is setting me off! And mild cramp. If I was a betting woman I'd say I was out this month.

Can't remember who asked but basically every pregnancy symptom can also be an af symptom. Because mother nature is a cruel mistress!

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SuchaJem · 12/02/2016 23:20

Thanks kat

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rebeccajones · 12/02/2016 22:58

Graduate missed me :-(

Kathrino · 12/02/2016 22:20

Ha, I am all for a flashing neon sign. Think how many hours of stressing it would solve and we'd never have to log a symptom in Ovia again!

KatOnATinRo0f · 12/02/2016 22:16

This might help ...

February:
Lillian - 11th
Snow - 14th
Twinkly - 15th
Dubya - 16th
Pug - 17th
Yvonne - 19th
Lara - 20th
Zazzles - 20th
Jam - 20th
FXskip - 20th
Stark - 21st
First - 21st
Suchajem - 23rd
Elle - 24th
Knightly - 26th
Confused - 26th
Alice - 27th
Bellini - 28th
Feef - 29th
Evergreen - 29th
Sampy -
Impy -
Pyxie -

March:
Moggy - 3rd
Harriet - 4th
Latinata - 4th
Kathrino - 5th
Kat - 6th
Ni - 6th
Holly - 8th
Stardusty - 8th
Laurenowls - 22nd
Kwick
Miw
Banarma
Ipatches

graduates:
Runner
Pinklilly
Bug
Bunch
DrWhy
ShelbTa
Lana
Bubba
Bubbles
Leonie
Laurenrl
Morwena
choc
miley
Irregular
Lisa
Indi
Cosmo
Planeteer

KatOnATinRo0f · 12/02/2016 22:16

Here are Kat's stats!!!
I haven't been very thorough with thread reading last few days so I might have missed something.

SuchaJem · 12/02/2016 21:48

Flashing neon would be soooooo welcome right now.

Am quite enjoying this website this evening
implantationspotting.net/can-you-feel-implantation-a-guide-to-implantation-bleeding/

Pugmummy87 · 12/02/2016 21:43

Sucha a lot of very early pregnancy symptoms are also symptoms of upcoming af. Why can't we just get a flashing neon sign that appears on our bellies instead telling us one way or the other.

Chocaholic88 · 12/02/2016 21:26

snow I have the pain threshold of a wild moose and at the moment I am feeling things so much more than usual! I usually know I'm in pain when my body threatens to pass out, however I plucked a few stray eyebrow hairs the other night and my God! What sort of sadist decited we should even do that 😂😂

As for boobs sucha I never had sore boobs before AF but massively sore ones before my bfp... but some of my friends get sore boobs a few days before the witch appears. I realise that info doesn't help at all lol. Sorry xx

SuchaJem · 12/02/2016 21:22

That does sound positive snow, here's hoping its third time lucky for you.

The boobs thing - is that a sign of pregnancy AND AF? I thought it could be pregnancy symptom but I've seen posts on here saying sore boobs = pmt.

Such a bloody minefield.

Snowdog37 · 12/02/2016 20:50

I did just get my legs and Brazilian waxed (sorry way tmi Blush ) and holy hell it hurt so much more than usual!!!!! I usually get it done after af but I wanted to treat dh for valentines lol. Does it hurt more usually right before af, does anyone know? Because bugger me I had to be peeled off the ceiling. I won't be getting it done at this time of my cycle again that's for sure. Am having a pain killing glass of vino shortly. Not sure I'll be able to sit down let alone treat dh lol.