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Thread 9. TTC#1 The thread where we unanimously delete Ovia.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 30/01/2016 17:06

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird/Ovibitch) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 9 , Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, I have been dubbed the resident piss stick queen loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

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miwelaisjacydo · 06/02/2016 10:27

Fingers crossed for you kat

LaraG13 · 06/02/2016 10:21

Aww congrats co5mo!! Really reassuring to hear you didn't have much EWCM too, like alice said. I'm also lacking in that department.

Hi elle! I'm alright thanks. Ovulated yesterday or today I think but OH is all sexed out. We dtd last 4 days and he says he simply can't muster it today, poor thing. Hoping we've done enough. How about you?

Laughing at use of 'flange' :)

Chocaholic88 · 06/02/2016 10:20

Congratulations co5mo ☺☺

Good luck tomorrow kat have everything crossed for you xx

Kathrino · 06/02/2016 10:15

Hurrah Co5mo!! Congrats on the BFP!!

Kat, excited for you to test tomorrow. You really deserve that BFP.

KatOnATinRo0f · 06/02/2016 10:09

First I've put you in the right place on the list , your new testing buddy is Lillian ThanksSmileGrinStarChocolateCake

I just had a look back at my cycles (went into ovia for the first time in 2 weeks and she's telling me to test. Bitch.) my last AF arrived on day 26 (today) the previous two AFs
arrived on day 27 (tomorrow). I think I had some cramping the day before which I don't have yet. So trying not to get my hopes up again. One of my best friends (and the only person I know with a baby) got pregnant on cycle 7. So I've always had that as my benchmark. If I don't get it next time then I might start worrying (I knowwwwe its normal to take up to a year)

LisaTheGreek · 06/02/2016 10:09

Congrats Co5mo! Wonderful news Thanks

Chocaholic88 · 06/02/2016 10:05

Hey ladies! Sorry for being MIA... had so much going on including lots of exciting work related stuff.

Who has had BFP's in my absence?! Fill me innnnnn!

Officially either 5, 8 or 10 weeks today... random as ever. Still no sign of scan dates...

Nausea has FINALLY gone... boobs still big but no longer hurt... leaning towards the 10 weeks mark don't you think? 😉

How are we all?

We're guilty of buying baby stuff already too 🙈🙈🙊🙊

Jamjar12 · 06/02/2016 10:04

Yay Cosmo! Congratulations!

Is anyone else using preseed? We used it for the second time last night and had such a laugh about trying to fill the syringe plunger thing.

I just wanted to ask- both times we've used it, after DH has 'deposited', it has been unusually unmessy. I mean, we all know how pleasant it is afterwards normally, but with this preseed stuff, everything seems to stay way up inside until the next morning! I even asked DH if he'd faked it as I was so surprised! Has anyone else found this??

firstgo1984 · 06/02/2016 09:45

Congrats co5mo!
Boobs back to achey this morning. Hurt when the cat stood on them!

I will test on thursday if no AF.

Pinklily1 · 06/02/2016 09:42

congratulations Cosmo! A nice clear BFP Smile

KatOnATinRo0f · 06/02/2016 09:41

Yay!!!!! Congrats Cosmo !!!! So happy for you! Cycle 2 as well what a winner!!!

We are now 34.5% pregnant! It's slowly going up!!!!!

anyone else anyone else???? I'm due AF tomorrow but quickly had a wee so I didn't get a chance to stick things in my fmu. I'm sure it will arrive at some point today or tomorrow.

Good luck everyone else! We have little belle due today as well so good luck to you!

ElleSarcasmo · 06/02/2016 09:41

Congratulations *Co5mo! Flowers Flowers Flowers
That's a beauty of a BFP! Smile

ElleSarcasmo · 06/02/2016 09:39

Just catching up as had a busy day yesterday!

Laughing at Miley's faceplanting man and trying to blame the smelly farts on the dog! Hope you have stepped away from the pickled cabbage now.

Loving the sound of the crochet baby items and blankets Starky and Kat. I do love a nice cosy throw and squares sound manageable.

Genius idea about the dark toilet paper Jem though must admit Starky has put me off, not sure a swollen flange is going to be a great start to FW!

Hi Lara, how are things?

Laurenrl · 06/02/2016 09:36

Hi everyone!

Just catching up and loving the pet pictures from the other day! Feel like I've missed out so here's my little ragdoll cat!

Hope you're all feeling well

And congratulations Cosmo!

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AliceScarlett · 06/02/2016 09:33

Cycle 2 is awesome, well done :) I also never see ewcm so your bfp is a comfort to me Smile

twinkydink · 06/02/2016 09:32

Congrats co5mo I've barely been on here this week as work has been ridiculously busy but so nice to come on and be greeted by such lovely news!Grin

miwelaisjacydo · 06/02/2016 09:29

co5mo congratulations 😀

Co5mo · 06/02/2016 09:28

One of the first things I thought was Miley was right!

Mileymoocow · 06/02/2016 09:28

For fear of stepping on toes...

Come on over to the grads thread!
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2558300-thread-2-ttc-1-grads-sick-bags-at-the-ready?watched=1&msgid=59104345#59104345

Co5mo · 06/02/2016 09:26

Thanks everyone. We are a bit she'll shocked but very happy.

Cycle 2 Alice. No real symptoms to shout about and no obvious ewcm this month so I can't quite believe it. I was sick just after ovulation too so thought we had no chance.

Mileymoocow · 06/02/2016 09:18

co5mo Yay!!!! I had a feeling about you. Congratulations!!!!!

AliceScarlett · 06/02/2016 09:09

How many cycles did it take Cosmo? ( sorry, I'm nosey)

AliceScarlett · 06/02/2016 09:06

Wooooo Cosmo!! Congratulations!! Flowers

Planeteer · 06/02/2016 09:03

Yaaaay co5mo!!! What a fab start to the weekend. Congratulations!!

IndiX · 06/02/2016 08:57

Congratulations Cosmo!!!! See you on the grads thread Grin