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Thread 9. TTC#1 The thread where we unanimously delete Ovia.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 30/01/2016 17:06

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird/Ovibitch) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 9 , Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, I have been dubbed the resident piss stick queen loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

Thread 9. TTC#1 The thread where we unanimously delete Ovia.
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Snowdog37 · 30/01/2016 19:23

Ooh that's a coincidence Lara! Where will you be off to? We will be east coast USA if all goes well! Would love to go with a baby on board!

Pugmummy87 · 30/01/2016 19:11

Thread 9 already?!

Name: Pug

TTC #1
Cycle #3
CD 15 (of a 29-35 day cycle, although last month was 44!)
Fairly certain I have ovulated yesterday/today, so anticipating AF due from 13th Feb onwards).

Evergreen We aren't the most regular at having sex either, But I think he thinks the 2 times (on average) a month is enough to get me upduffed!

He also has a daughter from a previous relationship when he was young and I think that's why he isn't so bothered by it all. Going to have a chat with him I think.

ZazzlesTheCat2 · 30/01/2016 19:07

Line #fail!

Keep faith ever you're not out til you're out!!

ZazzlesTheCat2 · 30/01/2016 19:06

ahhhh sucha we're cycle buddies - have someone to compare be obsessive withnow 😊

Evergreen15 · 30/01/2016 19:05

Evergreen
TTC#1
Cycle#2
34 years young
9dpo
AF due on the 5th of Feb and prrrrrrrretty sure it is coming Envy

ZazzlesTheCat2 · 30/01/2016 19:02

Sorry about af feef - more Wine

laren how long are your cycles?

iPatches · 30/01/2016 19:02

I'd like to stay, please. BFP this morning but AF technically not due until tomorrow. I'd like to see how you all get on :)

stardusty5 · 30/01/2016 18:58

New thread!

Stardusty
Age 28
Ttc 1
Cycle 2
Due to test tomo but waiting for amazon delivery of tests so it'll probs be tuesday now if the witch stays away!

Hello new and old. Loving this thread and being able to share the ttc crazy in a controlled environment! Grin

LisaTheGreek · 30/01/2016 18:58

Hello lovely ladies!

Many congrats ipatches! So happy for you! Thanks

And so sorry to hear about AF, feefs, what a bummer. Have some Wine on me x

For myself....

Name: Lisa

Status: growing a 4+3 poppyseed and feeling incredibly lucky (actually took another test today to check)

SuchaJem · 30/01/2016 18:56

I'm not missing the bus this time!!

miley hehe at your DH he is soooo proud of his swimmers :)

snow exciting news about your move hoping it will be with a bump or a bairn on board

Not much to update from me:
Age 32
Ttc #1
Cycle 2
CD 6 (post suspected chemical pg)
And the latest on the ttc front is a good birthday shag for my dear husband today :)

Evergreen15 · 30/01/2016 18:49

Yay starky the top one looks like mine when I got a positive Smile
Harriet I am with you. 9dpo and cero fucking symptoms. Quite upset. AF due on the 5th but pretty sure she will show up Sad This month felt like the longest month ever, and not over yet
Pug I tell mine because we basically never have sex (once in a blue moon) and I have to work my ass off to het him to dtd on fertile week

Laurenowls · 30/01/2016 18:47

Checking in!! Christ that thread really didny last long!!

Cycle 2 still!!
Ttc num 1
Cd 31 and still going

Still have nothing new to report apart from body being an absolute dick!! Hoping it settles down inthe next fortnight otherwise its a doctors trip for me Sad

LaraG13 · 30/01/2016 18:38

Yay snow!

How's your CM? mine is watery and there's not a lot of it. I'm eager to get more this cycle so am drinking stupid amounts of water. I'm going to start OPKs tomorrow. DH is primed for fertile week and seems Keener to try harder this month - last month he was all relaxed and didn't want to dtd any differently but this month he's all for upping the effort!

Weirdly snow we are just planning a move to my DH's homeland too! To settle and start our family (fx)

Feefeefs · 30/01/2016 18:36

Cheers starky 'clink'Winethanks everyone, hoping for a lucky Feb bus too Smile

Sorry about your week Kwick glad things are moving forward for you tho.

Name feefeefs
Age 28
TTC #1
Cycle #3 Shock
CD1 the bitch got me!

Snowdog37 · 30/01/2016 18:32

LaraG we are cycle twins 😁 Let's compare notes!

We dtd Thursday night, had a break last night (went to gym instead, which won't get me pregnant but will get me fit, which isn't a bad thing lol) but we are going to dtd tonight, tomorrow night and Monday night so fingers crossed that'll do it! Am optimistic that this cycle will work. It's the third. It has to. If it doesn't I'm going to throw an epic tantrum.
In other news, we might be moving to dh's homeland! Very exciting. We have spent loads of time there on and off and now we both feel ready to settle there and have babies.

SpaceDinosaur · 30/01/2016 18:30

Dino
32
TTC #1
Cycle 3
Currently on day 8... So another week of "practicing" and drinking until my stupid ovia window.

I feel like my 20's paranoia was all in vain!!!

StarkyTheDirewolf · 30/01/2016 18:24

pink I've just text him to say I'll be asleep when he gets in from work, but to feel free to chuck on up me (to use his vernacular!) We dtd yesterday and today, going for gold and will dtd tomorrow too. But will it be enough! I'm gutted he's at work tonight! Might make him dtd twice tomorrow!

miley your Dh sounds scarily similar to mine! Grin I love it!

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Bananarma · 30/01/2016 18:22

Woop woop new thread

Bananarma
29
Ttc# 2
Cd 22
Cycle 1

Testing Tues or weds I think. Have actually deleted my ovia and moved data over (wrote it all down in a notepad and spent ages getting to grips with Ff) so see ya ovibiatch.

Not done much today had a driving lesson and thought mad thoughts like; 'maybe Ive got baby brain cos I keep getting the gears wrong'. I've become a tad mad with all this baby planning.

You see Dd was a surprise. We hadn't been trying in fact it was the worSt period of our relationship when I found out.
This time I'm going through the motions and it all seems new to me.

ZazzlesTheCat2 · 30/01/2016 18:22

Yay a new thread, thanks starky.

Zazz
31
ttc #1
Cycle #3
CD6

Wishing everyone great BFPs

ElleSarcasmo · 30/01/2016 18:21

Starky those def look positive from today! Did you manage it yesterday? I'd get on it today if you can!

Pinklily1 · 30/01/2016 18:14

Miley, your DH's comment made me choke on my drink, that's brilliant! My OH is convinced he has super sperm, I think it's just a cocky man thing Grin

Stats- Pink, currently cooking a 9+1 pecan, feeling like crap but pushing through. I dip in and out of this thread to see how you are all coming along. The grad thread is ready and waiting with open arms for you all as and when you are ready.

Starky - I'd be jumping on board your OH when he gets home having seen those OPKs!

Mileymoocow · 30/01/2016 18:08

Thread 9 already? Jesus.

Miley
26
Currently renting my womb to a 3+4 poppy seed after being so incredibly lucky and graduating on cycle 2.

DP just said he wants to have sex tonight then wants me to take a preg test straight after so he feels like he has super sperm...

Jessicajane83 · 30/01/2016 18:06

Jess
Aged 32
Ttc #1
Cycle. ..absolutely no idea post contraceptive removal. Think I have ovulation pain but not sure. Confused

LaraG13 · 30/01/2016 18:03

This thread is insane!! Thanks starky

Lara, age 33, Ttc 1, cycle 3, cycle day 9 - entering fertile week and spending a lot of time with my fingers up my foof examining CM

Snowdog37 · 30/01/2016 17:58

Hello again, holy crap this group moves faster than a swimmer after an egg!

Snow aged 37
Ttc #1
Cycle 3 day 9 (of 25) due to pop an egg tomorrow or Monday

Congrats to the bfps and commiserations to the bfn's. I can't keep up!!! Suffice to say I think our group is running at about a 30% success rate which is amazeballs.

I keep looking at baby stuff. I've already picked up cute clothes on my travels. I'm not superstitious, if I see something I like I buy it. If I don't end up with a baby then I'll give it to someone else. Win win.

Looking forward to more babydancing tonight. I'm feeling quite ahem frisky which is good! BlushGrin

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