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Thread 9. TTC#1 The thread where we unanimously delete Ovia.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 30/01/2016 17:06

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird/Ovibitch) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 9 , Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, I have been dubbed the resident piss stick queen loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

Thread 9. TTC#1 The thread where we unanimously delete Ovia.
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Ni4444 · 31/01/2016 10:01

Thanks for the countdown link Stark Sunday 7th is test date (apps say AF due at CD32 on the 9th but I ovulated early so AF actually probably due earlier)

Bananarma · 31/01/2016 09:49

You're right *choc. Ttc is really taking over making me stressy too.
I need to take a breather!

Chocaholic88 · 31/01/2016 09:43

You're not out till you're out banana

I've had cramping for weeks now... and constantly thought I'm about to come on and this is my third pregnancy. I should know it's round ligaments stretching but it still puts me on edge lol.

Keep smiling. The witch hadn't caught you yet and if she does, at least you know you're good to go again xx

IndiX · 31/01/2016 09:42

Thanks choc hopefully it is!
Stark I'm definitely going to need to you to nag me in to not doing an FRER before Thursday really want a Starky gold star tooGrin

Bananarma · 31/01/2016 09:41

star and moggy Flowers sorry the witch has got you.

Bfn again today with a FRER no less and I'm feeling cramping too. Sad

Chocaholic88 · 31/01/2016 09:39

indi that's all positive stuff honey xx

Chocaholic88 · 31/01/2016 09:38

Ladies I have news... today, I got up, and... I did not feel violently ill...

Instead of full Friday night Chinese mixed with alcohol hangover type nausea... I am currently experiencing 'that really is a hideous green dress with yellow crochet decals' type of nausea. Like I feel sickened but not enough that I'm going to vomit.

This is a win to me. I am feeling pretty pleased today 😂

I also cried when I woke up because I felt happy. Shoot me. Please.

How are the rest of you lovely ladies?? xx

IndiX · 31/01/2016 09:37

Sorry for AFs girls, what a bitch!! Have a lovely Sunday and look after yourselves, wine and chocolate always go down well!! WineChocolate
I don't know if I'm imagining it but I think I may have just felt AF cramp SadI'm not due til Thursday/Friday though! Boobs are still tender, nipples are sensitive, cervix is high do not know what that means but can't feel anything when I pop a finger up, and my cm is creamy white. So yeah, that's my update today..trying to feel positive but those little cramps have made me think maybe this isn't the month.

Moggysinger · 31/01/2016 09:28

Oops forgot to introduce myself on new thread ...

Moggy
29
Ttc #1
Cycle 3
CD 1

Hi to all the newbies! (Waves)

harrietm87 · 31/01/2016 09:09

Noooooo feefs!!!! Aw I'm sorry about AF. I think ovia got it totally wrong for me too so I'm expecting her any day. Not due till weds but getting some cramps already Sad

ever I guess though we're not out til we're out??

And hi new thread!
harriet STILL on cycle 1 (day 30!)
Age 29 ttc#1.

Moggysinger · 31/01/2016 09:01

star the witch got me too today! Wasn't due for 5 days so bit of a shock. Not upset though, feel positive about a fresh start next month. It just wasn't my month this time. Think my poor ol body is trying to get itself sorted after 10 years of pill-popping! the contraceptive kind of pills not the have a have a rave kind

So I'm off the fab bus! Kat can you reserve me a seat for the March bus please, cheers love!

Feefeefs · 31/01/2016 08:32

Afrered to use them! I enjoyed that latin

stardusty5 · 31/01/2016 08:22

The witch is here. At least she was punctual. Cd1
Vivid dreams last night about bfps too.

Good luck to all testers today! Looking forward to some new lines

Kwick709 · 31/01/2016 08:22

I feel that my new raison d'etre is to get a Star from Starky

miwelaisjacydo · 31/01/2016 06:54

Hello everyone a new thread already !!!
status:miw
Age 26
TTC #1
Cycle1
Af due Monday

Bananarma · 31/01/2016 06:33

Thanks starky I like it's sassiness! If anyone does use this remember to put in month then date then year. Confused my self with it at first...

StarkyTheDirewolf · 31/01/2016 02:30

www.countdowntopregnancy.com/tools/pregnancy_test_calculator.php this is quite a good little calendar to use to work out when's best to test. It's sassy but honest about bfn percentages on particular dpo.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 31/01/2016 01:42

You will definitely get a Starky's Star if you can wait latin Grin Star no point testing this early anyway lovely girl, even if you've implanted, there will be slim to none chance of you having produced enough hcg for it to show up on a test (even a frer). Get a tiny tupperware and hoard your wee! Handbag? Take it to work and test there!? I hoard wee In the wardrobe if I want some peace and quiet testing. The longer you wait the better your chances! Or just don't test at all until the day after af is due! That's a big challenge I know BUT it's worth it! If af shows you've saved money, if she doesn't, you'll get two epic lines! Grin

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SuchaJem · 31/01/2016 01:37

Hello zazzles high five to being cycle buddies

Fingers crossed ever and everyone waiting

latinata · 31/01/2016 01:16

Starky, I may need you to promise me a star if I can resist POAS tomorrow @8dpo... we have guests arriving for a week on Monday & the idea of testing next week before dashing to work & having a full house isn't that appealing. I have a shit argentine version of FRER, but am afrered to use it. Ahem.

latinata · 31/01/2016 01:01

So glad I'm not the only one poking my boobs like some weirdo adolescent boy who got a 24 hour free pass.

Me: Boobs, why don't you huuuurt?

Boobs: Because at the slightest twinge you would buy that nice maternity dress which is on sale and we just don't want to be responsible for that.

#tittampering

Dubbya · 31/01/2016 00:53

Stats:

Age:34
TTC #1
Cycle #3
CD12 bring on fw!!
Af due 15/16th

starky that soft kitty cervix song made me chuckle, I also sang it the tune before you said!

Jamjar12 · 31/01/2016 00:14

Wow, this moves so fast!

Jam
TTC #1
Cycle 3
CD 10

Expecting to ovulate around Tuesday/Wednesday so will start OPKing tomorrow. Had my first bit of EWCM of this cycle today and literally turned to DH saying game on! Planning to just DTD for fun a few times this weekend and then go Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday with the mission in mind!

Hi newbies!

Feefeefs · 30/01/2016 23:16

Thanks zazzles and lisa suitably tipsy now

StarkyTheDirewolf · 30/01/2016 23:14

Sorry guys, I've ruined "soft kitty" for you all, what has been seen cannot be unseen I feel powerful Grin

Ive been having a fondle of the old fun bags daily so I can judge when they're getting sore as early as possible. This is no help to me though as I get tender boobs because of af.

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