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Thread 9. TTC#1 The thread where we unanimously delete Ovia.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 30/01/2016 17:06

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird/Ovibitch) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 9 , Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, I have been dubbed the resident piss stick queen loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 01/02/2016 19:25

runner awww! Baby alien! I appreciate your shares! Gives me something to look forward too! Grin has the morning sickness eased off any? I know now what shelb meant about being sick of the sight of cock and balls! Grin

muw never mind, chin up and all that bollocks! Have a good cry if you needto, open the wine and settle in with some chocolate! Sorry af got you. Flowers in like a week you get to start again!

miley if/when I get my bfp (although I sense im in for the long haul ttc-wise) I'm going to regift all my opk's to someone on here! That is my plan! Although the way I'm going, I won't have any left aside I've gone through 10 this weekend alone! I bought 60 when af arrived! 😁

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stardusty5 · 01/02/2016 19:13

Here to catch up. Sorry to all the witch got!

I declared myself out yesterday but still really just spotting. Don't think it's spotting in a good way as AF often starts like this. Unfortunately DR Google says that aint good.

We do like a full flow ladies, right from the orf!

Hoping she puts me out of my misery over night as technically ovibitch says i'm two days late and should be testing.

Runner05 · 01/02/2016 19:11

Short answer is yes, opk's can detect pregnancy... They aren't reliable though and could just be picking up other hormones. Saying that both Shelb and I got our positives on opk's before we got them on pregnancy tests.

Mileymoocow · 01/02/2016 19:08

miw definitely leave it a few more days. I know it's hard impossible

starky just imagine what he'll do when you get upduffed. Tell him you're worn out and need a foot vagina rub while he's on.

I pissed on an opk today don't ask. I'm a nut job It's mega positive so am wondering if people could just use them for preggo tests and am now pissed I wasted money on 27 million ic's

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miwelaisjacydo · 01/02/2016 19:08

Sorry I am such a terrible photographer !!!
There was 2 lines honest 🤓
Af is now here though I think.
This TTC lark is really crap isn't it ?

Runner05 · 01/02/2016 19:08

Item number 9 on the things you have to look forward to list... Baby growth spurts also known as "so this is what it feels like to have an Alien try to burst out of your stomach"

Just thought I'd share Smile

Feefeefs · 01/02/2016 19:04

miw I don't see anything I'm afraid! Try again tomorrow tho.

suchajem it is a sad bad bed Smile chocolate and heated teddy thing in place I'm not allowed hot water bottles after a bad incident a few years ago

StarkyTheDirewolf · 01/02/2016 18:52

latin if it was implantation, then it would be from now on that your body starts to produce hcg. As hcg only begins to be produced after implantation had occurred. So hold tight and wait a few days and then re-test.

miw I've had a good squint but I'm not sure I see anything there yet mate, give it a few days.

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miwelaisjacydo · 01/02/2016 18:43

Those are not the best pictures at all

miwelaisjacydo · 01/02/2016 18:37

This is what I had this morning

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latinata · 01/02/2016 18:25

StarkyOracle- I was totally obeying you on testing times until I got some brown spotting this morning. Very likely it's AF but took a test anyway in case it was implantation bleeding- BFN. But I'd only be 9dpo today, so not surprising.

Going to keep an eye on the spotting- did any of our preggo lovelies have implantation bleeding? What was it like? Think I'm being delusional and AF is on her way, but of course have just spent an hour with Dr Google trying to work out the difference. Sigh.

miwelaisjacydo · 01/02/2016 18:24

fee yeah did one tonight which was negative. Af I think is here but is a bit lighter than usual.

latinata · 01/02/2016 18:22

Indi, everyone had their FX for you, and with good reason!

SuchaJem · 01/02/2016 18:16

Sad bad news! Not sad bad bed. Not sure what that is..

SuchaJem · 01/02/2016 18:15

Had a proper chuckle on the bus at that starky. Doesn't know what's hit it!! Poor vag. Poor prostitutes and their overworked vags!

feefs it's a frigging insult isn't it - not only is it sad bad bed but also makes you feel like shit. Hope you've got chocolate, hot water bottle, blankets as required.

StarkyTheDirewolf · 01/02/2016 18:08

miley kath and jem 😂 my vagina quite literally doesn't know what's hit it! If anything, this has proved I could never be a prostitute! I just can't take the pace! Dh has been in an AMAZING mood though! He's hoovered the entire house and done the dishes AND put them away! So maybe I am a prostitute...and my pay is domestic bliss!

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Confusedcat1 · 01/02/2016 18:04

Congratulations indi xxxxxxxxx

Feefeefs · 01/02/2016 18:02

Good effort starky!

Feefeefs · 01/02/2016 18:01

miwelaisjacydo have you got any more tests to repeat?

Exciting stuff indi look forward to seeing your frer! Laughing at you making sure DH would get you one!

This is a rough AF Sad

Mileymoocow · 01/02/2016 17:46

choc don't forget you get free dental!

KatOnATinRo0f · 01/02/2016 17:43

Hi everyone!!
Haven't checked the thread today as at work
Had a quick look but will read more in a bit.

Indi that looks really promising !!

Choc toothache is awful :( what kind is it? do u have an appointment at the dentist to see what's going on? :(

Mileymoocow · 01/02/2016 17:29

Round of applause starky! Epic chance of catching the egg!

irregular really? I have my first 1 to 1 with my midwife on 2nd March with potential early scan cause of uti and brown spotting

kat I'm a massive fan of freebies so I was delighted. Sudocrem, baby wipes, bubble baths and lotions, stretch mark cream etc

Kathrino · 01/02/2016 17:28

Bloody hell Starky, I'm exhausted just reading that!

Holly, looking forward to a pic tomorrow! Keeping everything crossed that a second line appears for you.

Nearly at the end of Monday. Only four more mornings of resisting POAS!

SuchaJem · 01/02/2016 17:28

holly that sounds very promising! Very well waited out too. Fingers crossed for another graduate tomorrow...

starky lol @ cocked out, that is how I intend to be over the next week Grin. Fingers crossed the little guys make it through the hunger game trials ahead.

StarkyTheDirewolf · 01/02/2016 17:19

If you've got to 14 dpo definitely test holly that's an official tww complete so it's only fair to test! Especially given your symptoms! Grin

I'm all cocked out! Dtd Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday! Will probably go back to every other day now for the rest of the month! Opk from today is still dark but definitely not a positive, so I'm confident after two days of solid positives (about 8 tests in total over sat/sun) that I ovulated! At least I hope so! So I'm classing today as 1dpo! And thus the two (three) week wait begins! Grin

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