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Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 14:09

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 8 , Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome. Although normal conversation is also encouraged.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat a resident piss stick queen runner loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.
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miwelaisjacydo · 30/01/2016 08:27

elle thanks

Evergreen15 · 30/01/2016 08:22

Haha planeteer you are rising a couple of very good points Grin
I think it really depends with the testing. Some people get bfp days before AF. I think This time I want to wait until the day after AF
Just prefer to see AF than to test and get a slap in the face.
If it was for Ovia, she would have had me testing on my communion day.

stardusty5 · 30/01/2016 08:18

Fx for all those poas today!

I'm waiting for my pack of ics. Ovia says to test tomorrow. Now CD 31, so sometimes she's arrived by now. I'm generally 29-32 days.

Joyous task of painting the living room today. Reckon all the vigourous activity will get the witch to put in an appearance!

ElleSarcasmo · 30/01/2016 08:15

Miwel I think the Starky approved time is one day after AF due.

ElleSarcasmo · 30/01/2016 08:14

Starky the OPK you showed was as positive as mine got, ie almost but not quite as dark as the test line. Thanks for the unicorn poo video Grin

Ni I think orgasm opens your cervix Wink might be a bit off putting if you're thinking about it opening while dtd!

Ooh Argentina Latin? I've always wanted to go, DH not so keen though Sad

miwelaisjacydo · 30/01/2016 08:09

Can I ask. Really stupid question please if AF is late ( not likely) when do actually test? Ovia said to test on Af day but surly that's about early?

ElleSarcasmo · 30/01/2016 08:07

Sorry for the BFN Ctulhoo Sad

ElleSarcasmo · 30/01/2016 08:06

Sorry about the BFN Banana and about AF Confused and Knightley Sad

Sounds promising Evergreen, fx for you it is a symptom and not just your body messing with you. Sorry you're going to work and not getting on it!

Fx for you if you test today Holly!

Miley you did well only to get a lightshade!

Cthulhoo · 30/01/2016 08:05

A day late and so I caved and poas'ed of the cheap Boots house brand type. BFN. Booo.
And so the wait continues.

Planeteer · 30/01/2016 08:04

Hope everyone has nice weekend plans.
Ever I reckon we can get rid of the tmi alert for this thread ( we built this city on t...m...i ). Having the mega horn sounds like a much more pleasant symptom than all the crampy farty boob exploding fun! Fx it's a sign!
Starky the unicorn has me cackling to myself and accidentally woke dh up. Oops! Thankfully he too appreciated the genius of glittery unicorn piles. Not a sentence I thought I'd be writing...
No news here. Still spotting and have lower left pelvic pain, but no sign of AF arriving properly. Also have a wisdom tooth playing up and feel like there's a walrus in my mouth. Deep joy!

Planeteer · 30/01/2016 07:54

Boooo! Sorry bananarma. Thanks how many dpo are you?

Bananarma · 30/01/2016 07:40

Morning all bfn this morningSad
Can't understand it, Ovia had this down as my test day. Grr.

Hope everyone's okay.

Evergreen15 · 30/01/2016 07:14

Starky I am familiar with the 🦄💩 GrinGrin thanks for that
Come on everyone, rise and shine! Get that fmu and show me some BFPs
9dpo today. Last night and this morning( TMI alert) not sure if it is the Tudors or a symptom spot, but hornier than Rudolf I know he has antlers not horns Wink and I went to touch my cervix without cringing and I could not reach that motherfucker
Probably not a symptom but hey ho Grin
Off to work Angry

miwelaisjacydo · 30/01/2016 06:56

Morning everyone 😽
Am sorry confused I recon I will be going you in 2 days time.
All little signs I had almost all gone.
Got to get cracking now in a minuet as an doing respite care today so have a day of fun planned. .

Mileymoocow · 30/01/2016 06:11

ipatches I still have bad af like cramps and sore boobs so you never know! Grin fx for you

Mileymoocow · 30/01/2016 06:09

Morning ladies! I was out last night (mothercare, not my usual definition of out on a Friday night - I caved and let DP buy a lampshade for the nursery but that was it) so am catching up. Currently reading the romance novel that is starky and DH! LOL.

latinata · 30/01/2016 02:25

Eeek, Starky if that wasn't a positive OPK then I think I've been doing this all wrong!

Making the most of the three hour time diff from Argentina to be the last to post tonight!!

6dpo. Quite windy tonight. DH started singing 'trump or baby?'. Ahem.

StarkyTheDirewolf · 30/01/2016 01:00

Everybody needs to watch this, mainly because it has both poo AND unicorns AND humour. Grin

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Holly300 · 29/01/2016 23:55

That's a lot of funerals! I'm not surprised you feel the way you do!

Holly300 · 29/01/2016 23:54

I'm not sure though starky as I never had these symptoms so early before... Could just be AF witch fucking with my body! We'll soon find out anyway.

StarkyTheDirewolf · 29/01/2016 23:46

Haha holly its all the emotion of the week sending me soft! Grin but, if you're having similar symptoms to when you had your other little beans, then I think it's only fair Grin

I'll be alright once I've had a good night sleep and have recouped. I've been to 5 funerals in the last fortnight, but three on the bounce has done me in a bit! If I'd had a drink tonight I'd have ended up wailing while watching call the midwife!

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Holly300 · 29/01/2016 23:29

Omg starky just told me to do a frer in the morning! It's happening. I'm just a bit nervous that it will be a bfn... If it is I won't test again unless I miss my period.

Starky I think you were sensible to opt out of the booze for tonight. Hopefully tomorrow you'll wake up feeling a bit better than you were today. ThanksThanks

Ni4444 · 29/01/2016 23:25

Stark if you're mad, welcome to the asylum! Literally last time we dtd I was thinking "open cervix! open wide!" Wish I knew how to control the muscle around that opening!

StarkyTheDirewolf · 29/01/2016 23:10

ever I didn't, I'm a bit delicate today, I think I'd have had a nervy breakdown, I've got to many of those feels being pesky tonight. And I'm over tired. And I've got to get up again tomorrow, but only to go to the greengrocer with my wonderful dad. He's aspergers as balls, it's part of our routine!

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 29/01/2016 23:07

ever get on ikea, cheap, cheerful and lovely. And it lasts.

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