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Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 14:09

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 8 , Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome. Although normal conversation is also encouraged.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat a resident piss stick queen runner loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.
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IrregularCommentary · 26/01/2016 19:04

Congratulations Choc!! Such brilliant news Smile

Cannot believe we're on another thread already, my stats:

Age 31 (only 10 days in so not written that before!)
Ttc #1
Cycle #1
CD 23
Some days past ov - depends what mood Ovibitch is in
Testing on 29th originally, af due on 30th, but Ovia says testing in 6 days. Fuck knows. I have cheapies and a blatant disregard for Starky's sensible rules so I'll see how I feel!

Oh, Kat, I'm really late so put me down for the closest to 7+3 you can manage - I'm not expecting to win unless we go with everyone wins...

KatOnATinRo0f · 26/01/2016 18:54

I have realised that I am only posting about lists and not making any comments re farting or CM or boobs or anything. I'm reading it all but by the time I've updated all the lists I've forgotten what I was going to comment! Haha!!

KatOnATinRo0f · 26/01/2016 18:53

FX I'm sorry but Lara was a bit earlier than you with 7+3. I've got you in 6+3 but you are welcome to change

"How Pregnant is Choc Sweepstake"

10
9+6
9+5
9+4
9+3 Dubya
9+2 confusedcat
9+1 Miw
9 Laurenowls
8+6 Feefs
8+5 Kat
8+4 Miley
8+3 Impy
8+2 Kathrino
8+1 Elle
8 Cthulhoo
7+6 Planeteer
7+5 Stark
7+4 Holly
7+3 Lara
7+2 Ni
7+1
7 Snowdog
6+6 FXskip
6+5
6+4
6+3
6+2
6+1
6
5+6
5+5
5+4
5+3
5+2
5+1
5

harrietm87 · 26/01/2016 18:46

Hi thread 8!
harriet
Age 29
Ttc#1 cycle1!
Cd 25/33
No symptoms whatsoever except for gas (is that really a symptom??). In fact I feel great! I've had lots of energy recently and generally in a positive mood. Going to try hard not to stress out over this Ttc business!

Ni4444 · 26/01/2016 18:46

Put me down for 7+3 or +2 or +1 Kat please!! Still catching up...bet they're already taken!

Chocaholic88 · 26/01/2016 18:40

Jeez I really need that scan asap don't I 😂😂

Welcome stardust - stark will try to keep you on the straight and narrow when it comes to testing hahaha

Ni4444 · 26/01/2016 18:39

Ni
Ttc#1
Cycle#4 (my lucky number?! We didn't really get a shot at #3...damn you Santa for getting in the way!)
CD19/30-33
Maybe 1Dpo? Not 100%!
Due to test 6th (AF not due til 9th so may may not wait)

Symptoms: zero...Probably cos I'm in the safe haven of 1dpo without a care in the world.. Until about 7dpo when the shit hits the fan... No wait, watery CM still!

FXSkip · 26/01/2016 18:38

Yes Pyxie and holly Ovibitch (love it) tells me shit all the time. Telling me to masturbate, telling me I was on my period, then I'm ovulating, oh no, wait, you missed your fertile week, Oh no actually you didn't its next week - ha ha jk its actually in 3 months time cue evil cackling Dont be silly, Skip, you'll never get pregnant BAHAHAHAHAH I hate her.

KatOnATinRo0f · 26/01/2016 18:36

Oh no.... Okay there are two threads with claims. When DH has gone to read the news or whatever men do in the other room in the evenings I'm going to check who claimed the date first by time of message sent. Don't worry guys. I got this. Biscuit

stardusty5 · 26/01/2016 18:34

Oh, and aged 28!

stardusty5 · 26/01/2016 18:34

Stardusty
Ttc1
Cycle 2
Day 26
10dpo (ish)

Didnt get any + opks this month, but did have a three day spotting at 4-6 dpo

Test on sunday if i can wait!

Snowdog37 · 26/01/2016 18:33

Kat I claimed 7 on the old thread 😄

FXSkip · 26/01/2016 18:33

Yes Kat I have no idea why I wote 6+6, I meant 7+3!!

Holly300 · 26/01/2016 18:22

Exactly Pyxie! Wtf Ovibitch?!

Holly300 · 26/01/2016 18:21

Been having quite a few early symptoms, but really not wanting to get my hopes up. Apart from sensitive boobs and nipples, bloating, gassy - lots of involuntary burping and breathlessness, yesterday I had a stitch like cramp on the right of my abdomen from around 2pm until late evening - never had this. Today I have lots of ewcm with a slight yellowish tinge - don't usually get this.

Pyxie · 26/01/2016 18:17

Pyxie
Age 29
Ttc #1
Cycle 3
12dpo af due 28th

Ovia is a bit weird when it comes to periods, I've had her tell me 'you're on your period' I'm like, I don't think I am love /checks knickers/

Holly300 · 26/01/2016 18:13

Welcome all newbies 😀💐

Holly300 · 26/01/2016 18:10

Holly
TTC#3
Cycle#1 (this time round!)
CD29/8DPO

I have just spent ages catching up! This thread moves so quickly!!

So I'm 8DPO today and Ovibitch (my new name for Ovia) tells me that I should be testing in 4 days and, oh yeah, by the way this is the first day of your period! Firstly, why would you tell me to test in four days when you think I've come on today? Secondly, I don't remember telling you that I've come on (because I haven't) but thanks for the useless information! Go to hell Ovibitch!

Confusedcat1 · 26/01/2016 18:08

I'll take 9+2 even though I think it's wrong!

Dubbya · 26/01/2016 18:04

Dubbya
Age 34
TTC #1
Cycle #3
CD7 - time to start dtd woo!

Going to make a concentrated effort to chill this month!

Kat great listing! Please put me for 9+3 and congratulations choc Flowers!!

Also Kat I'll be testing 16th Feb (for the other list!)

KatOnATinRo0f · 26/01/2016 18:01

Fx. We have 7 - 7+3 unclaimed if u want any of those instead?

iPatches · 26/01/2016 18:01

Skip - not sure about the OPK, I had one really dark positive line on one occasion which appeared instantly and then never anything else. Not sure what multiple lines means? Not sure what one dark line means either...

Ovia rant: I never realised she changed my FW! She must have done it when I told her about the positive Ov test! It's now way before when I thought it was?? And she's also advising me to test 3 days before AF is due, what's up with that??

She also seems to flip flop on symptoms? Sore boobs - AF must be coming, no wait you're pregnant! Creamy CM makes me vomit typing it means clearly you're pregnant, oh no wait it's just your period. What. Is. Going. On.

miwelaisjacydo · 26/01/2016 18:00

Hello everyone just seen the new thread.
choc been so excited for you all afternoon.
Mi
26
TTC #1
cycle1

StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 18:00

bel the fresh test I'd say that was a definite positive, because I see a smidgen of pink! But the first pic I'd say evap. Try and wait till af day, get a frer and we'll all keep our fx for you!

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Chocaholic88 · 26/01/2016 17:49

Thanks banana welcome hugs back to you whispering I'm not crazy with a maniacal grin

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