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Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 14:09

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 8 , Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome. Although normal conversation is also encouraged.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat a resident piss stick queen runner loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.
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Chocaholic88 · 26/01/2016 21:10

Tongue in cervix? I leave you lot for an hour to eat and throw it back up again and this is the topic?

Don't think I'll ever un-clench 😂😂😂

Mileymoocow · 26/01/2016 21:05

I thought touching my cervix was a horrible horrible thought. I've just had a bit of a meltdown at the thought of a tongue there.

LisaTheGreek · 26/01/2016 21:05

Stark - yes! I also hate dtd on clean sheets!

OH has NEVER EVER cleaned the sheets. I've done it every weekend the whole time we've lived together (five years ish). If he's getting frisky in bed and the sheets are clean I feel like it's a personal snub to me - if you want icky sex, clean the fucking sheets sometimes!

latinata · 26/01/2016 21:04

Sounds like a course from a particularly experimental tasting menu...

Ni4444 · 26/01/2016 21:04

I banned oral last month for FW and used pre seed....technically it was OK, but you know what...it didn't really do it for either of us...and I don't want sex to stop being fun!! So we've just reverted to our old fashioned ways! Apparently OH has A star sperm anyway (according to his fertility test!) so fingers crossed it'll be fine! this month, this month, this month PLEASE!!

LisaTheGreek · 26/01/2016 21:02

Kat - you're very sweet, thanks for chasing me.

I'll go for 9+4 please (assuming that's still free by the time this posts). Not many places left!

Mileymoocow · 26/01/2016 21:00

lara and kat I'm due to test 29th qnd have already had a bfn because I'm weak and have no willpower tho I do tend to get sore boobs and nips close to af. Literally all of my ad symptoms could also be pregnancy symptoms which is a total head fuck so I'm not thinking about it and I stead am loling at nacho's name. starky you're naming all my pets from now on

Snowdog37 · 26/01/2016 20:52

I use preseed, just to grease the wheels so to speak, we tried the applicator and used way too much and dh nearly flew off the bed at a most inopportune moment. If he visits vagland before dropping off the goods, I just use preseed on him afterwards to counter whatever little bit of saliva might have got in my lady garden. Way tmi. I'd never tell anyone this is real life. Blush

ktkaye · 26/01/2016 20:51

Have now gone off oral sex.

StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 20:51

I think we should eschew the super drug tests with a firm hand! They are evap central! I feel bad because we dtd on freshly laundered sheets and I feel like I've besmirched them with sex juice!

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Kathrino · 26/01/2016 20:49

I was trying to work out the salivary logistics too Impy but then it started to make me think of it like some kind of oral smear tests and those are really not two concepts you want to mix up.

StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 20:49

What subject are you imp ? I can help, just send me the marking scheme and a photo shot of one of your "ticks" once I've mastered plagiarising your smiley faces I'm in! not that I've done that before for my dm, who is left handed so does ticks backwards!

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firstgo1984 · 26/01/2016 20:49

Firstgo1984
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TTC#1
Cycle#3
CD33 (cycles 32-77 post-pill)

Opk getting darker through the day and almost positive this evening! Now testing every wee!

LaraG13 · 26/01/2016 20:48

bellimi that fresh test is looking very promising!!! Was it out of the time frame? I only ask because I had a faint pink line on a super drug test last month. It was a long way out of the time frame though - fishing around in the bin the next day!

ktkaye · 26/01/2016 20:47

Haha! A tongue to the cervix... Now there's a thought. I have no idea why I find the idea weird given what does go near my cervix.

Putting my hand up to buying some pressed but don't fully trust it...it smells v chemically. Surely that's a bad thing (or maybe something wrong with my tube?). Anyone else?

IrregularCommentary · 26/01/2016 20:46

Oh God, I just imagined the weirdness of tongue on cervix and now I'm worried I'll never unclench!

twinkydink · 26/01/2016 20:45

Totally ignoring all oral talk and refusing to believe it's not allowed!

ImpYCelyn · 26/01/2016 20:43

Okay, I have no fucking clue what happened to my words in the last post!

Are you all using preseed, it should say. Not silly ding Hmm

I am not okay with this oral sex thing! I might also have to ignore that. Surely the delivery site (ahem) of the sperm puts it a decent way away from saliva? DH's tongue isn't on my cervix!

LaraG13 · 26/01/2016 20:40

miley, sore nips sounds promising. When is AF due? I never get sore nips.

ImpYCelyn · 26/01/2016 20:39

Wait, what's this about oral? Omfg, is that what went wrong this month? I'm definitely going to need to buy lube then... Are you silly ding thus preseed one?

LaraG13 · 26/01/2016 20:37

Haha kt that's exactly what I thought when I read that line. I don't need advice on how to have sex outside of fertile week, thanksverymuch.

ImpYCelyn · 26/01/2016 20:32

God it's awful ant it banana. School have helpfully sent some of my marking home for me and I hyperventilate every time I look at it

bellini def looks like a positive to me. Congrats!!!!

choc pmsl at your thread confusion!

ktkaye · 26/01/2016 20:23

Thanks for the welcome Smile

What whhaaaatttt is this about saliva and sperm not mixing?! This is new information , seriously thought I had read absolutely everything about TTC - ever... and now this? I thought I had it all covered! Also hahahahahahahhaha about it being fine except in fertile week. Fertile week is The Main week and therefore surely (correct me if I am wrong) we are NOT CONCERNED about sperm/saliva disasters at other times. I mean obv there is sex outside of The Week of Hope (as decreed by Ovia ) but....

twinkydink · 26/01/2016 20:23

Twin
Ttc#1
Cycle 2
CD8 every day dtd commenced on Saturday but DP will be away for part of FW Hmm
AF supposedly due 15th Feb so wil be testing then if no sign!

Choc that's amazing news congratulations!! You must be so happy!

First cycle of CM watch and I've never spent so much time inspecting my knickers. Is egg white CM a good sign?

StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 20:20

Fuck no oral! If I don't get a baby then I'm at least getting rid of my lady boner! Shock

ever this is Nacho! His full name is Lord Nacho Cheese McYeezy-Beans. He answers to a combination of all of those....and Dobby. Grin

Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.
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