Thread 8, TTC #1. Change my FW one more time Ovia, I dare you! TMI Warning throughout.

Classicists of the world unite! I did Classics at university so I may be biased but it's the best subject in the world and I'm not at all tempted to call any future son that we have Aeneas.

No way Stark! I did Classics at uni, but aside from the people I studied with, almost no one seems to even know what I'm talking about Well, I have a load of Greek tragedy mock exams to mark... It's my job for tomorrow, I've even cleared the dining table

Pmsl at your Ovia exchange Miley

Ooops missed 9+4 in the time it took me to write a post! Lol

Ill go with 6+5 then please Kat

I once read a sexy romance on the train on the way to work (on my phone Kindle app, obvs). When I got to work and went for a wee I thought I must have been hugely turned on by the sex in the book (surprising, given it a quite boring). Figured I was a bit of a lit porn fan. Now I know it was clearly my special time of the month....

I'm using Oviabitch and FF. I like what they both have to offer! bloody pain entering both though!

So ladies, they say high caffeine intake doesn't help conception.. I drink 2/3 cups of seriously strong tea...and ive been guilting myself about it. Do we think that it's all scaremongering, or should I limit to 1 which I'd probably have to get used to for when upduffed anyway

Hahahahahahaaaaa!

Also, I also thought all CM was arousal juice! I feel very naive....

Checking in.... Sooo much to catch up on!

Moggy
29
Ttc: #1
Cycle 2
CD: 25
Holding off testing until af late if I have a personality transplant in the meantime

choc aww yeeee! Of course you're upduffed! Think we all knew it even if the tests did lie. What a mind boggling experience for you, must be such a massive relief to finally have that bfp. huge congrats to you and your dh

Kat I'll go for 9+4 if it's still free please!

Jeez lisa imagine putting the into ovia. Me: "Oh ovia, I found a fingernail up there"
Ovia: oh fuck bitch that yo baby's nail. You pregnant.

kt I thought all cm was because I was aroused until a few months ago. And I never noticed it's consistency. Now I'm close to taking it to work in a lab and analysing it

Miley, I am pissing myself laughing! I just woke up the cats as they wondered what the noise was.

(Also, I first read your post as your nail breaking off .... 'in-situ'.... If you see what I mean....)

kathrino I did actually smile at that! I was also pleased when Latin joined the group

impy ooooooor you could be upduffed!!

I'm going to try FF. Ovia is a pervy little slag who thrives on the unhappiness of others.

Ovia just told me that the fact that my neck is sore means that AF is on its way. Whatever...

Imp, as a class civ teacher, you might appreciate the fact the autocorrect keeps changing Ovia to Ovid.

It's amazing how accustomed one becomes to examine/feeling for and thinking about ones vag and all its secretions in a way that never happens before TTC. Also Snowdog Inknow what you mean. I would never discuss any of this in RL! Imagining approaching my colleagues with the sort of info I tell Ovia - triumphantly announcing 'my CM has turned watery!' to a row of aghast teachers and TAs.

I braved it and I'm still creamy. Mine, not OH'S. I also want you all to know I cut one fingernail right down for this specific reason but if anyone asks, I snapped it

Imp I'm also sticking to FF. I really like it. All the analysis stuff it does is great and doesn't have a schizo pissy attitude like Ovia.

Lisa, I've only used it this cycle. But it's ov prediction did coincide with my ewcm. It originally said af today, which hasn't appeared, but a week ago changed it to tomorrow, so I guess I'll find out then! It's not very pretty, but it is very clear, and has some good analysis tools.

Thanks everyone.

I've got a Superdrug and a Sainsbury's test left so will try with FMU in the morning. If I get the hint of a positive is it worth trying to do a clear blue digital test or is it too soon? (period due Friday).

I have had very tender breasts and sore nipples for the last week or so which is unusual for me. I've also had quite a lot of cramping at times which I never normally get and my nipples look dark and also like there's some white spots developing! Not sure if it is my imagination playing tricks on me lol!

lisa yes, he's a former member of kiss 😂

choc I'm the same. It's just so wrong. In every possible way. I was going to be a cm scrape but I can't face it now.

Apologies for all the clenching I've caused. I won't mention it again

Imp - how are you finding FF? Do you think it's accurate?

Oh no, Choc, sorry to hear you're vomming. How are you?

Laughing my head off at snow's DH flying off the bed

Thanks Stark, it's year 8 German and year 12 Classical civilisation. Sadly they need actual corrections other than just ticks but it's good of you to offer

I've decided it would be much too "lay back and think of England" if we dispensed with all the fun bits... I might consider preseed, but I'm ignoring the saliva issue.

Still no af, still loads of cramps I dread to think what Ovibitch is making of all this (I'm just sticking to FF now).

Miley - now imagining your DH with a lizard-like long tongue. Apologies, I'm sure he's completely anatomically normal and correct!