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Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 21/01/2016 12:23

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
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LisaTheGreek · 25/01/2016 20:40

Bellini - basically it could just be a line caused by the urine evaporating, rather than the hormone showing.

Evap lines (supposedly) tend to be a bit grey, quite thin, and very faint. They don't tend to have the proper colour of the line, or the boldness.

Kwick709 · 25/01/2016 20:38

feefs the spot popping with dh sounds like true love :)

BelliniButterfly · 25/01/2016 20:37

So still trying to err on the side of caution and not get too excited - very hard! Will test again in the morning with fmu. Could someone explain evaporation lines please?

Thanks in advance! Google is too confusing!

Kwick709 · 25/01/2016 20:37

Imp your lip spot sounded great! I wish that I could just get to the end of my gunk!!! It started off on Wednesday as a long string but then became more volcanic and eratic!! Just had another go and got blood rather than yellow/green gunk... which I know is still in there!!

Evergreen botfly larva - sounds gross but amazing - was it very satisfying?

On to page 25...

KatOnATinRo0f · 25/01/2016 20:31

Miw u say "Kat add me to the list, in due to test xxxxx" and then I will add u on for the next time I post it.

StarkyTheDirewolf · 25/01/2016 20:30

Good girl kath I'm proud of you for trying! You can totally do it!

kat they're in mumsnet classics. Which you can access by either just googling 'mumsnet classics' or going via 'talk' > 'mumsnet stuff' > 'classics' Grin

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Feefeefs · 25/01/2016 20:30

The thread has lifted my dark mood starky.

Poor evergreen try not to worry too much, I bet it's all clear and it's just a precaution.

Welcome ipatches and stardust !

Kwick709 · 25/01/2016 20:29

Starky I think your theory on POAS makes a lot of sense - I have done cheapies from 3 days from af and then FRER on day af due (or 16 days post iui)... all bfn though :(

still only on page 24...

StarkyTheDirewolf · 25/01/2016 20:28

stardusty I wish! And also snaps betwixt is literally on my top 10 favourite words! He'd just pressed play on the microwave which contained haddock, so I was prepping myself to gag as the kitchen now smells like smoked BV!

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miwelaisjacydo · 25/01/2016 20:28

kat how do k get on your list?

LisaTheGreek · 25/01/2016 20:05

Kat- love that you've tweaked manipulated the data by adding more grads!

Using data is an art, not a science.... Genius girl!

Kwick709 · 25/01/2016 19:59

Twinkydink maybe it is a cyst then... lets see what GP says yesterday... I too have a bit of an onsession with popping blackheads... have you seen the videos on YouTube?

Starky wish you were here - I cannot get the right angle always...

Kathrino · 25/01/2016 19:59

Thanks Kat, you're the best!

Irregular, I'm not due to test until 7th but I'm pretty sure I ovulated 5/6 days earlier than anticipated and my cycles tend to be fairly erratic. I will try and hold out until the 7th though because I know what Starky will say if I don't.

KatOnATinRo0f · 25/01/2016 19:59

P.s. What are these funny threads that everyone has been reading I need some funny!!

KatOnATinRo0f · 25/01/2016 19:57

Oh I was snooping on the grads thread and I saw some names I recognised that weren't on my list so I added them to our grads list to make our hit rate go up a bit.

KatOnATinRo0f · 25/01/2016 19:55

Okay here it is :

January:
choc???
Alibali123 - 17th ????
Drink 19th ????
^ we miss you guys where are you????
Irregular - 29th
Confused - 29th
Impy - 29th
Miley - 29th
Elle - 30th
Pyxie - 30th
Sea - 31st
Cthulhoo - 31st
Knightly - 30th
Lisathegreek - end jan
Holly - 30th
First -

February:
Harriet- 3rd feb
Feel - 3rd
Indi - 5th
evergreen -5th
co5mo - 6th
Littlebelle - 6th
Moggy - 6th
Kat - 7th
Kathrino - 7th
FXSkip - 8th
Ni - 9th
Snow - 14th
Twinkly - 15th
Pug - 16th
Zazzles - 20th
Sampy -
Lillian -
Laurenowls -
Lara -
Dubya -
Kwick - sitting on feb bus for the ride
Stark - 22nd? 27th?
Snow -
Jam -
Jem -
choc?????

graduates
Runner
Pinklilly
Bug
Bunch
DrWhy
ShelbTa
Lana
Bubba
Bubbles
Leonie
Laurenrl
Morwena
bellini woooohooooooooppppp
choc????

Mileymoocow · 25/01/2016 19:54

first I read 24 hours for man goo to be gone! It is a problem I've had before Blush

ever how awful! I'm sure it's nothing to worry about! Flowers

starky that is comedy gold! I never let OH into the realms of mn but I've had to tonight for that. He thinks I'm mental.

Kwick709 · 25/01/2016 19:54

Okay guys - I have 7 pages to read so will post sporadically...

Ni not sure why I have antibiotics on my meds list... not clear when I have to take either.... hopefully this will all become clear on Friday at my next appointment...

I read Anna Karenina many, many years ago when I still read literature Lisa ... now I only read books with happy endings and lots of chukka-chukka! I felt very important there for a moment but then came crashing back down to earth thinking about reading of last 20 years...

Pink who knows what it is but it is still sore and erupting... going to go and squeeze it again in a moment!

IrregularCommentary · 25/01/2016 19:54

It really is Lisa. Genuinely cannot tell whether I'm looking out for stuff or just noticing it either! I wish I'd paid half this much attention before ttc. Had NO idea how ridiculous it can get in your head even from cycle 1.

What date are you due to test Kath? I have a feeling we may be test buddies on the 29th, but could be wrong.

Kathrino · 25/01/2016 19:52

Kat, we always want a list update!

KatOnATinRo0f · 25/01/2016 19:52

Ipatches welcome. We all hate ovia here she is a bitch but we're all addicted. Soz if I accidentally call u "ipad" but my phone wants to correct your name to that damn iPhone

stardusty5 · 25/01/2016 19:51

Hope this is a lucky month for everyone!

Thanks for all the hellos!

KatOnATinRo0f · 25/01/2016 19:50

Ever docs always test for chlamydia whenever they swab u. I've never had it I've never had symptoms of it but whenever I have any kind of foofyprob that's all they seem to want to test for. I think it's just so common they test everyone.

KatOnATinRo0f · 25/01/2016 19:49

Okay that took a while!!!
Stark soggy foof love that!
Something else made me lol (like actually out loud chortle. DH looked at me like I was a bit odd) but I forgot what it was so can't congratulate that person. So congrats everyone for something funny u may have said Thanks

Loved all the spot and pus squeezing chat... I love a good spot. In fact when I get patients in (normally in pain) with an abscess and I lance it and get a bit excited... They are pleased I have helped their pain but think I am a freak and a bit crazy.

Choc are you still not preg yet... Wtf how long has it been now? do you actually get a positive HCG test all the way they through pg or just during implant at the start. Maybe you missed it.

Bellini. Congrats.

Welcome newbies.

I think I missed my egg this month... OPK today and yest was lighter than day before (sat) but I don't think we dtd then maybe just fri. Pfft. Another month.

Not worried about having Bub at Xmas. Just wish I could get pregnant ever. 6 months and no luck for me :(
^^
Anyone want a list update??

Kathrino · 25/01/2016 19:48

Welcome aboard ipatches and stardust!

Irregular, I'm absolutely shattered too and felt thirsty and headachey all weekend too. Nothing to report on the boob front though.

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