Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

kwick that's amazing. I think I would spend my life dithering over who to pick, haha. Tall dark and handsome sounds like a fabulous place to start though Fx for your magic potion this time x

Fx for you planet

Officially CD1 of cycle 3 today

ever there's lots of reasons why dtd can be painful, I find it painful sometimes.
If your DH is big it can hit the bottom of the cervix, more noticeable in some positions and obvs when your cervix is lower. Completely normal. But painful!

lauren I'm the same, feel really odd for the last few days - nausea, backache, cramps and absolutely bloody knackered! Trying not to get excited given stupendously long and confusing cycles but am going to do a spot of POAS tomorrow morning (sorry starky, I'm weak) just to see.

well Lara apparently I am a bit unique as most single women pick donor so that they have similar characteristics as them but I have picked what I would look for in a man - so tall dark and handsome :) Seriously I went for brown eyes and brown hair and latino. I am of English/Spanish extraction and have family from Peru and Puerto Rico. The websites differ in what information they tell you and how fricking hard they are to use The one I just used was very sophisticated and they even had an on-line chat function and then they called me back so I could order on the phone - great customer service!

irregular i'm on cycle 2
Had all sorts of symptoms past couple of days sore nipples (tmi sorry) tiredness even though i slept well slight nausea for half hour about 8 every night and spotting so hoping its a bubba but more than likely body getting to normal after inplant got took out 9th dec xx

That's great kwick! How on earth do you select a donor and much detail do you get about them?

Ooh, hey Lauren, I knew I had some out there! I'm going to try my best and wait until then, but I might allow myself a cheapie on Weds if it gets too much.

What cycle are you on? I'm only 1 so I know the chances of exciting news this month are incredibly slim. Still, I went to bed an hour ago as I was too tired to stay up and longer so you never know. I'll get a horrible cold in two days followed by af now of course!

harriet that sounds so satisfying... an actual hole you say?

I am finally up to speed with thread - hooray!

I purchased my magic potion this evening - all the way from USA! Really hope it works this time!

She also told me to pay attention to my body to work out what it's telling me. I think she was taking the piss today!!

Tummy not Timmy stupid iPhone

Ovia the dopey cow told me today that me having Timmy cramps could mean one of two things either I am showing early signs of pregancy or that my period is due 🙄

Loving the chat that happening 😀
irregular think we are testing buddies (29th jan) as i am going to test then as i dont trust the doctor when she said my light bleeding was af as i didnt have cramps or anything!! Had spotting for the past 2 days which has suddenly stopped so going to hold out for the next 4 days and test with fmu xx

Kat please can I come and see you so you can lance my boobage bump? I have a feeling that my gp is going to not do anything (usual MO).

Welcome newbies!!

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what a fucker evergreen just to share my story - I often find it very painful when dtd - probably one of the reasons I am going it alone - I got tested for C (will not even try to spell) and am in the clear... it may just be how you are "built"

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Ovia is telling you to whatnow!? My Ovia never tells me anything exciting. It gives me recipes and in one breath tells me I'm totally preggers and the next that AF is on her way (to be fair, I had period pain on Sat morning and thought AF was definitely on her way, so I will forgive Ovia that time).

How far after a positive OPK test do you actually ovulate? Not sure how many dpo I am. I think 9.

Omg so much to catch up on!
ever you will be fine. We always think the worst but the chance of it being that will be tiny. And not long till Wednesday now.

spot poppers! this brought back one of my happiest memories with my ex bf - I squeezed a huuuuge spot on his back and a big long solid tube came out. It was so satisfying. There was an actual hole in his back!

I'm cd 24 today. No symptoms and really not hopeful this month due to combo of ovia messing up fw and OH's resistance cos I got too militant!!! Strangely feel bit more relaxed about it now though - roll on cycle 2!

bellini congrats!

kat I'd be 9 weeks if I am... (going from the initial positive test back before Christmas!) ...

Why is Ovia telling you to masturbate? I have read that having an orgasm can help the sperm find the egg... could it be that? and I may have sinned in this way after IUIs 2-5

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Ladies you are a lively bunch tonight and I can't keep up because I'm engrossed in classics

Hi new guys!

kat I love how long the grads list looks now tho hate that I haven't made it yet and I just fished a ic test out of the bin from yesterday that I did just to satiate my needs and officially resign myself to being batshit crazy.

Also, Bellini, the ones I've seen that are faint but have turned out to be BFPs, the colour does seem to be pinkish (or whatever it's supposed to be, etc.).

This doesn't mean a grey one can't be a BFP, but apparently (strong word as there are no hard and fast rules), a faint pink line is less likely to be an evap line than a grey- ish one.

Not an expert though! I'm sure someone else will come along shortly with better info! Hope that helps

I'm due to ovulate on 9 Feb kat

How do I say this in the proper way please - OPK?

Sorry Kat my previous post to you was a bit short. Am very tired so can barely write. 😀
Please could you add me to the list am due to test Feb 1st. Thanks the list is great. X