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Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 21/01/2016 12:23

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
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Jamjar12 · 26/01/2016 07:21

If you're crazy, so am I Choc, because I can see the line too!

Feefeefs · 26/01/2016 07:20

I say it the a) way!

Also she is being a right cow this morning, today's story - what is anovulation?
Thanks for that OVIA wasn't feeling negative enough about my chances!

Evergreen15 · 26/01/2016 07:20

Lara thank you so much for your post, I feel a lot calmer looking at the statistics. My anxiety usually feeds and obsessed with negative predictions and scenarios so it is good to be able to rationalise like that. Smile damn google.
DP said I shouldn't worry.
Stardusty I buy and use the internet chapos. Make sure you don't test early morning and use midday wee wees and eve to make sure you catch the surge. Blame the urine, don't blame the poas Wink
Irregular thanks you. I do have my regular smears and I am a blood donor, so I am starting to think if I had it it would have showed up by now? We shall know in two days seven hours and twenty minutes
Stark the term fanjo will stay with me ** Grinyour DH is a poet
Thanks imp smile]** I am a crier but lately is worse. I have been crying with that "I wasnt expecting that song" whenever is on the radio. And the other day after 2 hours of cooking, I dropped the freaking chicken and I was crying and DP was quite sweet maybe because his mum was there ----
Thanks Lisa. Good point. I also had to take antibiotics for malaria prevention for months, so that would have killed anything in my body then? Smile Feeling happier now
SmileThanksThanksThanksThanks
Thank you ladies xxxx

Chocaholic88 · 26/01/2016 07:18

Ladies... I'm not crazy... right??

StarkyTheDirewolf · 25/01/2016 23:51

"Oh-via' or more recently "fuck you computer bitch" . I love how you referenced both ovary and ovulate though. Mad skills Bro! snaps for you!

lisa he's clearly more on the "balls" (plural for two, I'm talking about testicles! Because I'm obviously a 14 year old boy trapped in the body of 29 year old woman!) than I realised! It's nuts! see what I did there! Grin

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Holly300 · 25/01/2016 23:40

Haha just realised, I've only ever said it in my head!

Holly300 · 25/01/2016 23:39

Lisa is say it the 'A' way!

Snowdog37 · 25/01/2016 23:33

I say Ovia as in oh-veea.

Moggysinger · 25/01/2016 23:31

Lisa I say it B) 'ovia' like 'ovulated'
Is that the right way?

ZazzlesTheCat2 · 25/01/2016 23:25

Thanks snow here's to #3 Wine

ZazzlesTheCat2 · 25/01/2016 23:24

Thanks everyone Flowers
As it happens I like this bus so not too disappointed to stay on for a couple more stops Grin

LisaTheGreek · 25/01/2016 23:19

Stark - I'm pretty impressed with your DH. He knows the jig/jizz scheduling well!

On another note - how do people pronounce Ovia?

I only ask because my DH showed an interest in looking at my apps earlier and he said 'Ovia' differently to me and naturally we both think we're right and the other is wrong.

Do you guys say...

A) Ovia with a long 'O' as in 'ovary', or

B) Ovia with a short 'O' as in 'ovulated'?

StarkyTheDirewolf · 25/01/2016 22:56

Dh has cottoned on to my every other day dtd plan. I was clearly not covert enough. He said "babe, fancy a cuddle?" Which is direwolf code for "sex?" And I went "not today, tomorrow though, I'm resting my cervix" to which he replied "aah I get it now! We're going 50% all month rather than you telling me when you're fertile!" He thinks the jig is up autocorrect tried to change jig to jizz, which I feel is appropriate , but really, I have no clue when I'm fertile, so the joke's on him!"

Now I'm off to read some erotic fiction and exercise my lady balls....I'm kidding, I'm fucking bone tired. Had a 5 year old spewing up on me all afternoon, aaah babysitting, it's not put me off though, I must really want a baby! Grin

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Snowdog37 · 25/01/2016 22:47

zazzles sorry to hear you're on the bus with us again! Third time is the charm for both of us I hope!

stardusty5 · 25/01/2016 22:39

Sorry Zazzles. Best of luck for this cycle!

Laurenowls · 25/01/2016 22:39

Sooner or later we'll be joining in the grads thread just gotta be patient and calm who am i kidding im a woman crazed ha ha finding it really hard not to test!!

Planeteer · 25/01/2016 22:33

Thanks Lauren, and mine for you on Friday Smile

Laurenowls · 25/01/2016 22:22

planeteer i've got all my fx for you(toes as well Smile)

Feefeefs · 25/01/2016 22:16

Thanks kwick I think so Grin

Timmy cramps made me roar laughing for some reason!

LisaTheGreek · 25/01/2016 22:09

Ovia has some crazy personalities, the loon Hmm

Also, I love her whole 'see what works for your body' (can't remember who said that upthread, sorry!). It's such a disclaimer that 'what I'm saying may not be accurate because I mostly talk bullshit'....

Laurenowls · 25/01/2016 22:08

kathrino
When isnt reading about EWCM sexy ha ha

Laurenowls · 25/01/2016 22:03

kathrino

Totally when isn't reading about EWCM not sexy!!??

Planeteer · 25/01/2016 22:03

Do some of you guys have the extra kinky version of Ovia!? Erotic literature kathrino? She's giving me healthy gluten free cookie recipes!

Kathrino · 25/01/2016 21:59

I'm sorry Zazzles. I hope third time's the charm.

Kwick, it sounds like you have excellent taste!

Ovia has just told me to go and read some erotic literature. Does reading about EWCM count?!

firstgo1984 · 25/01/2016 21:59

Ovia has given up shifting my FW this cycle and I haven't ovulated!!!