Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

Got choc in her rightful place now! Well done choc!!
(And now my iPhone has learnt not to correct you to chic finally!)
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January:
Alibali123 - 17th ????
Drink 19th ????
^ we miss you guys where are you????
Irregular - 29th
Confused - 29th
Impy - 29th
Miley - 29th
Elle - 30th
Pyxie - 30th
Sea - 31st
Cthulhoo - 31st
Knightly - 30th
Lisathegreek - end jan
Holly - 30th
First -

February:
Miw - 1st
Harriet- 3rd feb
Feel - 3rd
Indi - 5th
evergreen -5th
co5mo - 6th
Littlebelle - 6th
Moggy - 6th
Kat - 7th
Kathrino - 7th
FXSkip - 8th
Ni - 9th
Snow - 14th
Twinkly - 15th
Pug - 16th
Zazzles - 20th
Sampy -
Lillian -
Laurenowls -
Twinky -
Lara -
Dubya -
Kwick - sitting on feb bus for the ride
Stark - 22nd? 27th?
Snow -
Jam -
Jem -
Zazzles -

graduates
Runner
Pinklilly
Bug
Bunch
DrWhy
ShelbTa
Lana
Bubba
Bubbles
Leonie
Laurenrl
Morwena
bellini woooohooooooooppppp
choc????

Well I am phoning the midwife after the school run so I'll be back and report on what she says!!

No idea... I could be as far along as 9 weeks if we go by the first positive test. I've got my booking appointment on Thursday so I should get a scan within the next 3-4 weeks... suddenly my super ouchy rock hard ginormous (for me) boobs done seem so bad...

Thank you so much ladies, every single on of you didn't treat me like I'm insane and I appreciate it so much. Kinda restores your faith in humanity a little, that random strangers can pull together and support each other...

I'm emotional. Not that you can tell. cough

Argh!!! Wrote a message and lost it 😡

Choc congratulations!!! 🎊 I'll be interested in hearing what the midwife has to say! And when your scan will be!

I pronounce Ovia the A) way

Yay! I caught up!

Choc congratulations!!! I can't wait to hear what the nurse has to say about it all! And when your scan will be!!

Miley Ive been pretty good with non testing early since cycle 1..Although I die randomly test last weekend...right before I got my peak opk..for no real reason except my last AF was quite short and I suddenly thought "that's iy

Choc thank fuck for that!! We aren't crazy after all! You couldn't have been more pregnant if u tried! So pleased for you. Will immediately get you off those buses and you can go sit at the front of the grads. I bet you can't wait to go and tell that bloody doctor!! But whyyyy didn't it show up before? So strange. And IC are rubbish that just proves it. Part of me is thinking now that we are all actually pregnant we just used the wrong test

Thanks impy holly and feefs ...!!

impy he was only playing, he wouldn't dare annoy me with how hormonal I am at the moment. His face when he saw it was amazing, he's been sure I am all along but he knows how important it was for me to know either way

miley I distinctly remember you saying you'd bet your mortgage on me being pregnant... congratulations you get to keep your home 😂😂

I've been on the bus just for the boring effect of my many symtoms evergreen I had bought a season ticket 😂😂... Which turned out I actually am upduffed... crazy!!

And in my post "screw says" should be "a few days" - ducking live autocorrect - bastardised

Pmsl at " ovary act" - love it Miley!

Congrats Choc!!! You've totally made my morning

Yay choc! So pleased for you!!

Choooooooc!!!!!!!! Yayyyyyyyyyy!!! I'm so pleased for you! That's cheered me right up! (Ignore your dh, I can see a line on the second one 2).

So despite originally saying I was testing on the 29th, ff says AF is due either today or tomorrow (God knows where I pulled 29th from). Today is cd 30, last was 30, one before was 29. I am one big cramp, but still no bloody red flow (apologies for inappropriate pun). I don't know what happened to my body this month. I always spot screw says before AF, but I had 5 days of spotting 10 days before, and then on and off spotting since. So I think maybe it did implant and somethings gone wrong- why else would I have so much blood? I feel really nauseous this morning, but I think it's just AF related and the bitter taste of disappointment, cos I'm a drama llama

Ovia - pronounced B (or sometimes A ) but she list the right to civil niceties a long time ago

I don't know what's going on at the minute. Had af pains for a out 3/4 days yet no show. And I have a horrible sharp and intense stabbing pain once every couple of hours on my right hand side behind the bottom of my rib which Google says is gallstones which is shit as both my dm and dgm had issues with and had to have gallbladder outtrying not to ovary act see what I did there

choc you were always preggo in my eyes! Also you will always be remembered as the lady with the baba that drove us all to distraction!!

Kat thanks I didn't know that. They always say tests are clear (ok, what did you test for????)
Maybe you didn't miss the egg. I ovulate 2 days after I get a positive. Some people do after 12 h or 36 hours. I know because of tempting. So maybe you didn't miss it. I understand why people won't want a Xmas baby (my birthday is in May and it is great that it is almost halfway. But I agree that at this point I want one!!!! So whenever it comes please! The sooner the better

I have spots on my face, a bit early for AF so of course I have googled "break out early pregnancy sign" oh dear . Damn 2ww. They are a bit itchy as well

I think we need more BFP soon

Kat loving that choc is on every bus! She must be spending a fortune on tickets!
Kwick very satisfying

Still catching up on posts

Yaaaaaaay!!!! Thanks god it's finally showing up choc! Now at least you know that the rock hard tits you've been lugging around for weeks are definitely for a good cause!! Proper pleased for you 💐

ever glad you're feeling better. My anxiety works like that too.

miley and planet sorry for the BFNs today, but early days yet!

Awww miley don't worry... I just cried because the cat rubbed his head on my foot... I'm unsettled this morning!

Cannot believe it... still keep checking it! At least I have news for the midwife this morning lol!!

Thank you everyone, you're all such a really lovely bunch xxx

Congrats choc! It must feel amazing after all the uncertainty. And just think, if you're as far along as you think, it won't be long until your 12 week scan! How exciting!

Chooooooccccc is pregnant!!!! Omg! Another graduate (although we all knew it all along)

Choc that is the best news. Yaaaay! Really happy for you

Miley I cracked too, bfn central over here and sailing into cd62. Bit bored now, kinda want AF to show her stupid witchy face so I know where I am. Sorry you got bfn'd too. Not out yet though.

I'm so happy for you choc!! Definitely 100% an amazing line there.

choc you've just made me cry at work. I'm so emotional atm 😂

Omg choc you are pregnant!!! I knew it! I can't wait for your scan

I say it A way lisa or sometimes I pronounce it fuckwit

So, 10dpo and I cracked. BFN obviously. But that's my last ic and now I have to wait until af to go purchase some frer's. Yep, that was my plan. I'm not mental. Promise.

OH is has been getting so impatient recently. But we dtd last night for the first time in about a week and a bit where I felt actually into it and not just as means to make a baby. I think he may understand the fw and ovulation more than I want him to. Babe it's your fertile week let's go and make a baby just instantly dries my foof up it's not because I don't want one I just wish you didn't have to have to do the most intimate and very enjoyable task to make a baby!

Even better pic! Shows the pink!

I looked at OH and went omg I'm not crazy and he just gave me the biggest hug and said he knew that all along but he's glad it's set my mind at rest...

Then he asked to see it 10 mins before leaving for work, then went oh now it's gone (so I slapped him on the arm) before he laughed and told me to take it easy today 😂😂

Arghhhhhhggghhh

Choc!!! Congratulations! Beautiful line! I can't wait for your scan on Thursday, ... So happy for you! Mrs upduffedchoc! You've got a mini Mars in there :) xx