Help protect children from gaming harms.

Take our survey

Please or to access all these features

Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

963 replies

StarkyTheDirewolf · 21/01/2016 12:23

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
OP posts:
Thread gallery
19
KatOnATinRo0f · 26/01/2016 11:56

It's a good job I love you guys, isn't it?

.....

BelliniButterfly · 26/01/2016 11:54

Thanks all. I tested this morning and there was no line 😞 This is my first cycle trying to conceive so I thought it would be too good to be true! Still a few days before my period is due so will wait until the weekend and try again. Thanks for all the replies 😊

ElleSarcasmo · 26/01/2016 11:54

I thought that Kat but I can't cope with doing one on my phone...and I would never do as good a job as you anyway 😊

Mileymoocow · 26/01/2016 11:53

I will admit I did think of you kat!!!

KatOnATinRo0f · 26/01/2016 11:48

guys...... what with all of this "guessing how far along choc is" thing.... Do you think we might need a list??????

ElleSarcasmo · 26/01/2016 11:35

Sounds annoying about the blood test Ctul, fx everything comes back ok Flowers

Co5mo · 26/01/2016 11:24

Thanks everyone. I'm going to ring our insurance company this afternoon to see if I would need to upgrade but I'm leaning towards booking. This ttc business creates lots of questions.

Hi newbies (waves) 😃

Cthulhoo · 26/01/2016 11:21

ElleSarcasmo, because I'm 39 I went to my GP for advice after DP and I had been trying to conceive for about half a year. She seemed unworried but suggested a blood test to check hormone levels, just for reassurance. But she only said to take the blood test after ovulation (without specifying further) so the first time I went in the day after ovulation and of course hormone levels were way too low. The second time I got the day wrong (d'oh), and now I finally went in on the right day.

Planeteer · 26/01/2016 11:15

Hi eudae, ~waves~. If 7+6 is still available for choc I'll pounce on it. Hotly contested indeed, hehe. Love a good sweepstake Smile

ElleSarcasmo · 26/01/2016 11:11

Welcome Eudae, Grin at your convo with the nurse!

Ctul are you having investigations?

Feefs my DH is also saying we haven't been trying (we have been apart a lot for work reasons, pretty sure we missed ovulation day this month). Er not exactly love!

Finished reading Expecting Better-recommend it! Will stop panicking about my coffee intake now.

ImpYCelyn · 26/01/2016 11:06

Ab rubbish, 8*4 is nabbed. +3

ImpYCelyn · 26/01/2016 11:05

8+4 for Choc

ImpYCelyn · 26/01/2016 11:04

If anyone's bored they should check out the thread in primary education - hiring a nanny just for school runs. I feel a bit evil, but it's gold (and I'm pretty certain it's a pisstake)

Kathrino · 26/01/2016 10:56

And I'm going 8+2 for choc if nobody else has claimed it!

Kathrino · 26/01/2016 10:54

Welcome Eudaemonia! It's nice to have another one in our relaxed (ha!) cycle 2 gang...

I've been having mild AF cramps last night and this morning but I'm only CD 20. The earliest that AF has ever appeared is CD 27 so if it appears today, I'll be mightily pissed off. And a little worried.

Feefeefs · 26/01/2016 10:54

eudeamonia love your response! Welcome to our group.

I'm gonna go 8+6 for choc

Also told DH last night I was feeling disappointed as fairly convinced not pregnant and he said not to worry as we aren't "trying" yet! Angry despite me being off the pill and Him agreeing to DTD more during fertile week? I don't really know now what he thinks "trying" entails!!!

Cthulhoo · 26/01/2016 10:51

Blood test, attempt no. 3, this time (hopefully) at the right cycle day. Although if my hcg level was already 9.8 a week ago, surely that's a good sign, right?

Mileymoocow · 26/01/2016 10:46

eudae LOL! Love it. And welcome.

I'm saying 8+4 for choc.

StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 10:40

Yep, I'm saying 7+5 as of today. Grin 🍼🐝🌹

Welcome new thread enjoyers! I just locked the dog out by accident! I am already a terrible mother! He was out there at least 10 minutes, but only howling pitifully for about 2 minutes before I realised it was him! It's windy and rainy! I'm so glad he started howling! I wouldn't have known otherwise! My poor little Nacho! 🐶

OP posts:
Chocaholic88 · 26/01/2016 10:37

Welcome eud ... hahaha love your response to the lady! Hope you get lucky soon!

stark is the lady in charge of telling people when to pee on a stick so she'll attempt to keep you in line!

We are a VERY lucky thread!!

Chocaholic88 · 26/01/2016 10:35

There is much victory dancing going on!

Lol @ bets over how far gone I am stark

If it helps...first positive test I got was 27th December... then alllllll negative... until yesterday/today. No bleeding in between either!!

Eudaemonia · 26/01/2016 10:34

Can I join you on the bus?

This is my second cycle, probably 4dpo now. I am hoping to remain moderately sane and not have the range of imaginary symptoms and mad early testing that I went in for last time. I'm having donor IUI because, as I told the nice lady that did my HSG when she asked how long I had been trying, despite our best efforts my wife has not yet managed to get me pregnant. Can't think why....

ElleSarcasmo · 26/01/2016 10:25

I'll go with 8+1 then Starky!

Sorry about AF Zazzles

First are you temping as well as OPKs? Sounds so annoying!

Nothing going on here, cd 26 (of 28-33 so far since stopping pill), no symptoms of any kind other than some killer farts

ElleSarcasmo · 26/01/2016 10:22

Congratulations Choco!!! Yay! Flowers Flowers Flowers
Knew it! You must be so relieved! Will you do the victory dance like in your dream? 😊 😊😊

Co5mo that sounds lovely! I would love to go to the Amalfi coast.

Evergreen hope you're feeling better now. Fx for your tests though think they will all be fine Flowers . I am still chuckling to myself about looking in the mirror and saying Ovia 3x 😊 I say Ovia as in ovary.

Thanks Kat for the list Flowers

StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 10:22

choc I fucking knew it! I told you! I saw the line yesterday! I knew! Woohoooooo! Mate! Congratulations! Grin Grin right so time to out your money where your mouth is ladies! Just HOW pregnant is choc I'm taking bets! I'm saying 7+5 ! Grin

OP posts: