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Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 21/01/2016 12:23

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
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Holly300 · 21/01/2016 19:08

Yes Kathrino! There is an 'am I pregnant?' bit and based on poas or just symptoms, people can vote or comment!! But I like the early Preg symptom page most!

Evergreen15 · 21/01/2016 19:06

I think it was Chris something
On the last thread

No idea about the drugs snow, I had awful back pain last month so I had to take paracetamol and ibuprofen

Jesus, so many rules!! Too much to learn

Snowdog37 · 21/01/2016 19:05

I missed the drama, what happened? Witch dr? Eh?

Snowdog37 · 21/01/2016 19:04

Ok silly question: what can I take for a borderline migraine? No bfp yet but no af either so I don't want to take anything risky. I feel rough as old boots. 😖

Kathrino · 21/01/2016 19:03

Ooh Harriet is right, there was a random with a link to a blog. Did the name start with Chris?

StarkyTheDirewolf · 21/01/2016 19:01

Where is the deleted post? On this thread? I know the only one on ours that I've reported was some weird witch doctor claiming he could make us pregnant with herbs if we gave him our emails and a "nominal fee" that was a couple of threads ago though.

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harrietm87 · 21/01/2016 19:01

kat there was a random post from a newbie that had a link to a blog? I didn't click on it (and sorry if it was genuine!) cos it looked like spam - I wonder if t was that?

Evergreen15 · 21/01/2016 18:59

Miley lol!!! Someone with a urine fetish?

Mileymoocow · 21/01/2016 18:58

Omg kat no? That is so weird. Wonder if there's some weirdo out there who gets a kick out of our soggy tooshies

Evergreen15 · 21/01/2016 18:58

Maybe it was someone that works for Ovia GrinGrinGrin

Evergreen15 · 21/01/2016 18:57

Kat I saw that!!! Which post do you think it was and what guidelines did we break??!!!!!!!

Mileymoocow · 21/01/2016 18:57

Thanks for the advice all! It's a total mindfuck googling stuff to try to understand a bit better when I don't understand in the first place

I can't go on twoweekwait because I convince myself I'm preggo

KatOnATinRo0f · 21/01/2016 18:56

Omg you guys are busy tonight! Posting so I can see where I got to.
At an evening class now for language I'm trying to learn. So tired after work just feel like going to sleep though. But I may be coming into fertile window so better get busy!

Did anyone see what the random posted that was deleted for breaching guidelines? Makes me wonder who is looking at this/reading it all that's not posting. Hmm

Jamjar12 · 21/01/2016 18:47

Thanks Holly, now I'm going to spend hours on that site! Just had a look through some and there's a few spotting at 12dpo which has made me rather excited but trying not to get my hopes up!

Confusedcat1 · 21/01/2016 18:44

Miley - this is how I'm approaching it. I know that not much can affect the blastocyst during the tww, but generally then I'm treating myself as pregnant. I have alcohol when af is there. For me it helps me cope with Ttc, cos it's like a little reward which sweetens the fact that af came. It's like, well I'm not pregnant but at least now I can enjoy some drinks with dh.

Food wise I'm still eating cheese but avoiding raw meat and eggs. I had a toxoplasmosis test and it came back negative so dh has already taken over cat cleaning duties.

Also medication wise my doctor is treating me as if I'm pregnant, so for example I was given pregnancy friendly antibiotics.

Don't know if that's helpful but that's how we are doing it.

Runner05 · 21/01/2016 18:40

Me and my 8+6 half Lego brick place marking. can't promise I won't throw up on anyone

Confusedcat1 · 21/01/2016 18:39

No need to apologise Holly I just wanted to give a heads up :)

Evergreen15 · 21/01/2016 18:38

Imp now I need to stash my wee for 7 hours. To see GrinGrin did you put a lid on it? As suggested?

Here we go...

TTC #1
34 y/o feeling 87 with all the dtd this week
Cd14
Fw as we speak
Af due fickrightoff 5th of Feb

Hahaaa Jam I am with you! They were stretching that CM like crazy I bet

Ah ladies, you are a good bunch Grin

Well I am doing sperm meets eggs and I am supposed to dtd tonight and Saturday
And I am gonna. Oh yes. I am gonna. DP can brace himself

Kathrino · 21/01/2016 18:34

Holly, is that the site where people also upload the sticks that they have peed on for people to vote on whether the test is positive or not? I can spend actual hours on there.

Jamjar12 · 21/01/2016 18:27

Oh also, love all the comments about our perfect friends who get upduffed at the merest speck of semen. Whatever. They were examining their pee and CM like us!

Also, I think it was Fx with the ramekin story? Pissing myself laughing at the 'must be a leak' excuse!!!!

Jamjar12 · 21/01/2016 18:25

New thread!
Jam
28 years
TTC #1
Cycle #2
12dpo

So BFN today, boo. But what's the deal with implantation bleeding?

Had cramp most of the morning and during a pee stop at lunch I noticed a bit of blood. Thought AF had started but nothing else has materialised since. Am I too late for it to possibly be implantation? AF is due on Saturday so might just be coming on about early?

Why is everything so complicated?!?!?!

Holly300 · 21/01/2016 18:25

Sorry about that confused, it wasn't like that for me. It's a link to a website called two week wait, the thread is bfpers posting their early pg symptoms.

Evergreen15 · 21/01/2016 18:18

I am such a loser! I posted this on the old thread
I will go back to the top and read on this new thread
Starky great title, as always

Thanks Lisa, hard doing things on my own. Thankfully I have you ladies here! And yes, I think some people play it down!

Exactly Miley errrrr nope, it doesnt work like that... It will take me no time my ass.

Indi you are right, I too am a bit tired of this routine we have... Maybe a date would be nice...

Feefs hahaaaaa fuck off indeed Gregg with your super sperm

Fx guys have not come to me for advice, but you are raising a very good point. Maybe I could start a secret society of the poas, and educate men about the ramekin and gu pot culture. And!!! About this surprise pregnancy...

Someone at work announced she was pregnant (which I have suspected for over a month) then said that she had no idea and she wasnt trying. Oh really??? I don't buy it with this girl in particular. If it is true, great, but I am thinking that probably she is just saying that, not realising that some people might be struggling and that hurts.

FozBoz · 21/01/2016 18:13

Love this thread and hello to all.

Age 33
ttc 2
cycle - 1 after 6 years since DC1 actually getting over the shock and going for a second.
CD 7 and looking at those OPK in anticipation and planning diary around Dtd Blush

Confusedcat1 · 21/01/2016 18:11

Holly I can't get onto that site without being bombarded by spam ads - beware they lool a bit virusy to me!

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