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Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 21/01/2016 12:23

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
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Snowdog37 · 22/01/2016 15:20

evergreen I have, it's up the thread somewhere. Was bfn again 😝. Headache is back. It started yesterday afternoon too. Bleugh. 😖 Going to crawl into bed when I get home and have a party of one pity fest.

Evergreen15 · 22/01/2016 15:14

Hi Miley no, I work in science but not a lab Smile if I did, I would have a poas station going on
Feef you are so bang on!!!! Before the test claiming they were going to wing it, and me thinking shit I studied so hard, and then they will get a better score!
Snow omg test test test

Indi I have too seen my DPs penis enough for this month but I will follow sperm meets egg and dtd again on Saturday then sleep forever, or at least for the 2ww

Confusedcat1 · 22/01/2016 15:03

Lauren you have such a good attitude, can you please send some of that my way
😂

Confusedcat1 · 22/01/2016 15:01

Impy that doesn't mean that yours isn't IB! Keep your chin up girl!

It always feels like my body is doing loads of weird stuff.... I think in reality it was probably always doing weird stuff but it's just under the microscope now I'm Ttc... You're one of my testing buddies right? It's a shame we can't have a virtual conference and all poas together next week 😂😂😂

Laurenowls · 22/01/2016 15:00

confused well either way i'll be alright xx because if im not upduffed then i'll have another cycle to look foward to xx

ImpYCelyn · 22/01/2016 14:55

Oh no Confused. I was getting excited for nothing Sad

FXSkip · 22/01/2016 14:52

**Disclaimer: I may be feeling a tad overemotional today

FXSkip · 22/01/2016 14:52

Happy Friday, fellow pissy stick pals! I'm surprised, in a way, to see so many of us suffering from anxiety one way or another - I'm agoraphobic and have tried CBT, meds, hypno and eventually just had to get on with it. But, not surprised that we all relate so well to each other. Really love you guys, love reading all your posts - hilarious, tragic, icky - the whole lot. Think we'll make a grand set of parents, if and when our times come, even the young 'uns!! Wink

StarkyTheDirewolf · 22/01/2016 14:50

harriet not harrier!

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 22/01/2016 14:50

Harrier, try 'outlaw births' and 'birth - all or nothing' both really interesting documentaries and those will link you to both seasons of 'the midwives' not that I spend my life watching YouTube or anything! Grin ('kizzy - mumat 14 is also quite interesting)

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Confusedcat1 · 22/01/2016 14:44

Laurenowls I had that last month for like 3 days, I convinced myself it was IB, then it stopped and two days later af rolled in one day early.

harrietm87 · 22/01/2016 14:24

happy Friday all!

Nothing to report from me. No idea if I'm into tww or still fw. oH refused to dtd yesterday as apparently I'm being "too militant" about it...oops!

I've been watching underage and pregnant on YouTube as have exhausted OBEM!

ImpYCelyn · 22/01/2016 14:10

No, ff is now saying 27th - fgs. Why do these things keep moving our dates around?!

StarkyTheDirewolf · 22/01/2016 14:08

Welcome back Mrs Canters Smile

According to ovia and mydays, my new testing/af date is between the 21st-23rd of Feb. But we shall see! Think that's based off an average 37 day cycle so who knows! Lord only knows what my opk status is! Just going to aim to stick with the every other day dtd all month I reckon! I'm not sure about my surges although I definetly had two last month/cycle!

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Chocaholic88 · 22/01/2016 14:06

Oh lord my body is so indecisive I haven't even made wonderKats list 😂😂

Nothing new to report over here. Just my boobs even bigger than yesterday. Same old nausea etc

Snowdog37 · 22/01/2016 14:06

stark I tested and it's bfn again 😜

canters yes I took soy isoflavones days 3-7. No idea if it helped or not but its 15dpo and no af! No bfp either though. Feck knows.

ImpYCelyn · 22/01/2016 14:06

Kat I find it hilarious you could answer that for me I know there's the list, but still GrinGrin

Lauren it's meant to be the 29th, but ff is now saying 26th... We'll see when af arrives.

Canters15 · 22/01/2016 14:01

Hey guys! I'm back in the game. Af got me And I was feeling miserable and sorry for myself so took my bat and ball home.

Anyway af now drawing to a close so looking forward to hoping on for cycle 3!

How is everyone? Snow, if you are pregnant I am hoping out and getting soy stat.....it is you taking soy isn't it?

StarkyTheDirewolf · 22/01/2016 13:55

snow you have me permission to test! Grin

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 22/01/2016 13:55

kat ooh the things I happen across! I started watching vlogs of families, Because I'm going to start vlogging (although probably just for personal, not YouTube) and I wanted to see how others did it, I need to learn how to edit. So when I was researching I happened across a 'live pregnancy test' and then when you click on one suggestion then others come up! It's ace!

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KatOnATinRo0f · 22/01/2016 13:49

Impy is due to test on 29th (see list of all knowledge)

Dubbya · 22/01/2016 13:48

Ha ha kat best typo ever! That's cheered me up a bit. Fab bus!

Feel better soon imp, fx for you!

Laurenowls · 22/01/2016 13:48

miwelaisjacydo when are you due af/test??

Laurenowls · 22/01/2016 13:46

impy fx for you too!! Xxx when are you due to test?? Xx

ImpYCelyn · 22/01/2016 13:43

Lauren I've been all over google and some people def seem to have had IB for 4/5/6 days. Some longer. Fx!

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