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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 21/01/2016 12:23

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
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Laurenrl · 22/01/2016 18:55

Better light

Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Laurenrl · 22/01/2016 18:53

Am I seeing things or is this looking good?

Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
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StarkyTheDirewolf · 22/01/2016 18:33

Don't despair ni I'm on cd9 and according to ovia I've got 14 days till fw! Going off my okp's which look just slightly off positive I'm about to ovulate! Cm is confusing, not sure if mucus or jizz! So all in all, I haven't got a clue so I'm just going to dtd all month long with no idea what my bajingo is playing at!

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Confusedcat1 · 22/01/2016 18:33

Sorry snow :(

Snowdog37 · 22/01/2016 18:25

It's ok. I'm going to have a good cry 😭 Then eat my feelings. Then go to the gym lots and take my frustration out on the treadmill while binge watching Netflix.

Kathrino · 22/01/2016 18:24

I'm sorry snow. Lots of WineWineWine and ChocolateChocolateChocolate to you.

Evergreen15 · 22/01/2016 18:22

Noooooooo! Snow that sucks. But you can treat yourself to something nice then

Snowdog37 · 22/01/2016 18:21

Af is definitely in the house. Bitch. 👹

Evergreen15 · 22/01/2016 18:20

Zazzles I think that it is a bit of a lottery, and even when doing everything right, we have to keep on buying the ticket
So choc, how big are your boobs really? GrinGrin
Oh no! Snow but you are not out until... And your plan looks perfect!
Fx when does Ovia ever play ball? Mmmhh I will keep on dyd as you have no evidence that you have ovulated yet, to be on the safe side

Starky you and your you tube videos Grin too funny. Food positive post as well Smile

Congrats on that watery CM Ni! Time to dtd. Ahhh some things you only say in this forum Grin

Snowdog37 · 22/01/2016 18:15

jamjar take a pew next to me on the couch. I've got plenty of chocolate and Baileys. We can concoct a maniacally genius Conception Plan. Everyone is welcome to join us. The more the merrier!

Ni4444 · 22/01/2016 18:07

Ovia still reckons it's 33 days to FW, despite watery CM input. You can jog right the fuck on Ovia!! Jog on!

Feefeefs · 22/01/2016 18:07

Ha ha I like your plan snow I'm the most tired I've ever been getting takeaway and Gavin ice cream and prosecco(small bit) living the dream

Ni4444 · 22/01/2016 18:05

Thank God it's Friday evening!! 👍 ☺

Tmi alert...CM seems to be watery ...must pee on opk when I get home then I reckon it's FW proper and thankfully I'm back to looking forward to dtd. It's true...the body does let us know when it's time to go for it!!

Sorry you had a Bfn Snow 😔 You're still not out yet though! Xxx

Kathrino · 22/01/2016 18:01

Twinky even! Stupid autocorrect...

Kathrino · 22/01/2016 18:00

Snow, excellent plan!

Twinkly, in my experience (all two cycles of it...), CM is a fairly accurate and easy thing to track.

Starky, I agree. The only person who has ever told me that they're TTC is my best friend and the only reason that she said anything was because we were having to work out what size bridesmaid dress she might need for my wedding. Other than that, everyone else has been a 'surprise' but they can't all have accidentally conceived!

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 22/01/2016 17:51

Whilst musing, I'm now convinced that a lot more people claim to not be ttc, or rather, just don't advertise that they are ttc. So finding anonymous Internet forums are the place where we can be honest. I also suppose it's much easier to admit to having ttc once you're actually pregnant, because The that point, you're already pregnant, so past trying to be blazé about ttc. But I also suppose and muse that admitting or owning ttc in rl can be a minefield, because people will offer advice which is unnecessary. So on here when yiu guys say "relax, take it in your stride" it's all good, because you're in the same place mentally as me, but if someone who didn't know all my gory ttc details said it I'd be like "yep, thanks for the advice please be quiet now"

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twinkydink · 22/01/2016 17:50

Well that took a while but I'm finally caught up! Remind me not to stay away for a whole day again!

I got my first TTC baby bomb yesterday but it was one of my best friends who I know has been trying so ridiculously happy for her!

I think my next test date is 15th Feb which feels like a life time away.and my DP is away for 12 days so it's a slim chance anyway. I will have to live through all your tests!

I think I am going to get on the CM checking band wagon this month too!

Jamjar12 · 22/01/2016 17:45

I'm definitely out now, AF is here with a vengeance now!

We're still cycle buddies Snow! FW starts in 11 days here too. We should compare when we DTD lol.

In a strop at lunch today, I went on Amazon and ordered him some Wellman tablets and some pre-seed stuff. Complete with 'applicator'- sounds so sexy!!!

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 22/01/2016 17:44

sheeeeeeeeeelb how are you and tiny sprout?! Grin

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LisaTheGreek · 22/01/2016 17:38

Snow - that is quite possibly the best plan ever

shelbTa · 22/01/2016 17:37

Place marking

Dubbya · 22/01/2016 17:37

Typo - should say endo (as in endometriosis)!

Dubbya · 22/01/2016 17:36

Good plan snow!

All the brilliant pep talks here have helped me greatly. I've taken charge, booked a doctors apt to discuss ends symptoms (extremely painful af pains and I not going to go into the others!). At least then I'll know instead of googling and getting worked up!

Sooner or later it will happen lovely ladies!

Laurenowls · 22/01/2016 17:27

miwelaisjacydo do you normally get these signs before af? If not then its looking hopeful xx

Cthulhoo · 22/01/2016 17:19

Oooh, I like your plan. I'm on a diet at the moment (trying to get in better shape) but oh, this sounds tempting!