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Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 21/01/2016 12:23

Thread 7! Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in cm management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies fart stories make us laugh

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, a resident piss stick queen runner, loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
Ttc#1 Thread 7. 'I've sneezed twice, dtd, drank 2 glasses of juice, ate some cheese and I want a cuddle, Ovia am in pregnant yet?' TMI alert throughout.
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ImpYCelyn · 26/01/2016 12:39

Can anyone recommend good opks please? I might try this cycle

KatOnATinRo0f · 26/01/2016 12:38

kath you have just nominated yourself to help me figure out who one when we get the date! right... bids in ladies!!

Chocaholic88 · 26/01/2016 12:35

As soon as I know, you bunch of ladies will know too! promise!!

Sorry binary but I have to call you 001 too 😂❤

Kathrino · 26/01/2016 12:35

Welcome binary. FX that this cycle is the lucky one.

So long as everyone has picked their dates today (26 Jan), can we not just work backwards when choc has her scan to work out what she would have been today? Might be easier than trying to keep the list updated and we only have to do the maths once!

Snowdog37 · 26/01/2016 12:35

Yay choc we all new you weren't batty, you are definitely baking a wee chocolate muffin!!!! 🎉💐🎉💐🎉

Cd5 here. Bored. Probably going to treat myself to decent opk sticks this cycle. The cheap ones annoy me greatly and don't seem to work.

KatOnATinRo0f · 26/01/2016 12:30

Welcome binary I wonder if i could maybe call you 001 as there is a good chance i may shorten your name to bin which you may not like.

stark I'm good at making lists... but I'm not sure if this is going to get complex if i have to start sorting out the date. If choc could get her date ASAP for the dating scan then we can do a sweepstake for that date? or someone you can help me to change everyone's dates to the correct time. or maybe we will all have to win. haha

ImpYCelyn · 26/01/2016 12:28

I could have sworn I put a smiley on that Hmm

Hi binary Smile

That's more welcoming Grin

StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 12:27

Welcome binary onwards and upwards indeed!

I really need to turn off and restart my tablet. When it's been on a few days it starts talking gibberish, similar to me. The autocorrect is going crazy just choosing words out of a normal sentence to approximate into something else!

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ImpYCelyn · 26/01/2016 12:27

Hi binary

Still no red flow. Did a test. Bfn. FGS I just want AF to turn up now!

00100001 · 26/01/2016 12:23

Binary
32
TTC #1
Cycle #9
AF arrived today

on to next cycle.

StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 12:15

See kat it could be a while! I reckon they'll get you in for a scan by next week though, given the unknown start date! It's imperitive that we keep this all above board and legal! Fake Internet money indeed! Grin

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Planeteer · 26/01/2016 12:12

Unintentionally sounded rather like Gollum in last post. Apologies!

Planeteer · 26/01/2016 12:10

Sorry Bellini. Bloody tricksy pissy stick!! Hopefully the weekend might be better.
Kat your list wizardry is enormously pleasing!

Chocaholic88 · 26/01/2016 12:09

Lmao at kat and her amazing lists!

No idea when the scan will be yet... in the next 2 to 3 weeks I'm guessing!! But I'll let you know as soon as I do! 😁😁

KatOnATinRo0f · 26/01/2016 12:07

okay.. when is choc having her scan??
Excuse me choc but could you please go and sort out the doctor business as we all have fake internet money riding on this!!!! You're seeing the nurse on thurs right? will we know the date then?

miwelaisjacydo · 26/01/2016 12:05

Oh put me down for 9+1

Mileymoocow · 26/01/2016 12:05

2 days til official test date and it's going sloooooow. I dunno wether to wait until 2nd Feb (which would be af date if I had a 28 day cycle on Ovia) or test 29th which is what ovia is suggesting due to my 26 day cycle last time. I'm not even sure when I'm due af now she's mindfucked me that much.

My minds telling me no. But my body...My body's telling me teeeest!

miwelaisjacydo · 26/01/2016 12:04

choc congratulations yay 🤓

StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 12:03

own. then.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 12:02

That's as of today though kat so we have to remember to move it on accordingly, so everybody needs to remember their won prediction and ten add on however many days till choc has her scan! Grin

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Kathrino · 26/01/2016 12:02

Amazing list-work Kat!

Cthulhoo · 26/01/2016 12:02

Dibs on 8 weeks exactly, since that's still free. :p

StarkyTheDirewolf · 26/01/2016 12:00

Oh yes we need list kat I started it but I'm rubbish at keeping it up, I stayed a syndicate, I've already decided I won! Grin

bel wait till af day, then test the day after. Those super drug tests are a nightmare for early/shiny evap. If you go back to it in a few hours it will probably have the same shiny grey evap line. The eared you test, the less accurate the results. Flowers

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KatOnATinRo0f · 26/01/2016 11:58

"How Pregnant is Choc Sweepstake"

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9+6
9+5
9+4
9+3
9+2
9+1
9
8+6 Feefs
8+5 Kat
8+4 Miley
8+3 Impy
8+2 Kathrino
8+1 Elle
8
7+6 Planeteer
7+5 Stark
7+4
7+3
7+2
7+1
7
6+6
6+5
6+4
6+3
6+2
6+1
6
5+6
5+5
5+4
5+3
5+2
5+1
5

Mileymoocow · 26/01/2016 11:56

Oh no bellini that sucks. Was it the same type of test?